For the fourth week of Cthulhu Horror Show, we're diving back into creepypasta! Join Dakota and Brian as they make fun of some terrible creepypasta, and then praise Ted the Caver for a while. The boys took a surface level approach last time,

Lovecraft Says The Gamer Word (The Call of Cthulhu/H.P. Lovecraft Discussion)

Oct 15th, 2020 1h 12m

It's finally here! After hyping it up and naming their podcast after Cthulhu, Dakota and Brian are finally talking about H.P. Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu!" Get ready for abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy and eldritch contradictio

It's Just A Prank, America! (The War of the Worlds (1938) Discussion)

Oct 8th, 2020 43m 19s

Join Brian and Dakota as they journey back to 1938 for this week's episode of Cthulhu Horror Show (that's the name now, we finally got one). Aliens are here, and they're scary! It's "The War of the Worlds," the original Orson Welles broadcast

John Carpenter's It's Clobberin' Time (The Thing Discussion)

Oct 1st, 2020 49m 14s

It's the first week of Cthulhu Light Show's spooky October extravaganza! In this episode, Dakota and Brian kick the month off with a discussion of a true horror classic: John Carpenter's The Thing. It's suspenseful, it's disgusting, and it's

M. Night Shyamalan's Cthulhu Light Show (The Last Airbender (2010) DIscussion)

Sep 3rd, 2020 1h 1m

What a twist! M. Night Shyamalan made an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie, and it's fucking terrible. That's right, we're beating that dead horse. Come listen to Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian ramble about a movie that nobody should ever,

Crisis For Infinite Nerds (DC News Roundup)

Aug 28th, 2020 52m 12s

Oh no guys, comics are dead! How will they ever recover?! Oh wait, calm down. It's fine. This episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota and Brian talk about sad DC layoffs and cringe DC Fandome."Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by

Shilling Nintendo Products for Another Hour (Nintendo Handheld Discussion)

Aug 6th, 2020 1h 10m

This week on Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian definitely don't milk a previous topic to death, because they definitely aren't running out of ideas. Come listen to them ramble about Nintendo handhelds for over an hour! Co

Cthulhu Twilight Show (Twilight Zone (1959) DIscussion)

Jul 29th, 2020 1h 10m

There's a man in a terrible costume on the wing! This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian revisit the classic of all classics--The Twilight Zone. It's a mysterious show where a chain smoking man shows you all kinds of fucked up shit, man

Slow Encounters of the Drawn Out Kind (The Vast of Night Discussion)

Jul 17th, 2020 1h 6m

On this week's episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota and Brian pretend to be film critics! Tune in to hear their review of the new Amazon Prime original, "The Vast of Night." Turns out slow burns are slow! Wow!"Cthulhu Light Show Theme" compo

Simpin' For Klara (Pokemon Sword and Shield DLC Discussion)

Jun 25th, 2020 1h 6m

This week, Dakota and Brian try to discuss their Pokemon teams, but get side-tracked into reviewing the Pokémon Sword and Shield DLC, Isle of Armor, in their most rambling episode to date! Come listen to two depressed people be extremely crit

What Will We Do without Our Nostalgia? (Favorite Pokemon Part 2)

Jun 18th, 2020 55m 28s

If you hated last week's episode, don't even bother. It's part 2 babey!! Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian still won't shut up about their favorite Pokémon, even though nobody asked!"Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braede

Will the Real Genwunner Please Stand Up (Favorite Pokemon, Part 1)

Jun 11th, 2020 1h 6m

This week, Brian and Dakota (@DakWrestleford) really commit to Cthulhu Light Show's mission statement: to deliver opinions you don't need! The boys discuss their favorite and least favorite Pokémon per generation, tackling Kanto through Sinno

There is No Podcast in Ba Sing Se (Avatar: The Last Airbender Discussion)

Jun 4th, 2020 1h 18m

Sometimes your childhood is so good to you that you just have to put your edgelord persona aside and have fun. Avatar: The Last Airbender is unironically great, and this week on the pod, Dakota (@DakWrestleford on Twitter and Instagram), Bria

The Last of Our Patience (The Last of Us 2 Leak Discussion)

May 21st, 2020 1h 8m

Remember that one time a cinematic, AAA video game had a satisfying and interesting story? Naughty Dog does, and they're determined to franchise that shit or ruin it all trying. This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian reminisce about Th

AMC Pops Its Last Corn (The Death of Movie Theaters)

May 7th, 2020 53m 3s

Et tu, Universal? Who could have thought Trolls would change Hollywood forever? This week, Dakota and Brian continue their "weekly" podcast with a discussion of the struggle between at-home streaming and movie theaters, and offer their own op

[GLASS HIM] (A Telltale Games Retrospective)

Apr 9th, 2020 1h 4m

On this week's episode, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) educates Brian (@stillaninternetghost) on the tumultuous history of Telltale Games. The boys offer their takes on the Telltale formula, and tackle a wide range of news topics, to boot! [You wil

Colonialism For Kids (Animal Crossing: New Horizons First Impressions)

Mar 26th, 2020 1h 8m

Cthulhu Light Show returns, one full week after the last episode, definitely not slowed down by the global pandemic. Isn't exploiting a new land for personal gain exciting? This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian tell you all about thei

What a Horrible Night to Have a Podcast (Netflix Castlevania Review)

Mar 12th, 2020 1h 13m

Whips? Chains? A dommy vampire mommy? Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian sit down to discuss Netflix's Castlevania in the horniest episode of Cthulhu Light Show yet! Don't worry, it's not that weird. "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and pe

A Psyduck at Heart (Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon Retrospective)

Mar 5th, 2020 55m 22s

After discussing some funny and/or disturbing news, Brian and Dakota (@DakWrestleford) discuss Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, in an effort to both capitalize on the release of PMD: Rescue Team DX, and increase Dakota's headache to catastrophic leve

Minecraft High School Reunion (A Minecraft Retrospective)

Feb 27th, 2020 1h 2m

Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian cover some shocking news, some exciting news, and reminisce about a little-known game called Minecraft! You've probably never heard of it. "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (h

Sonic the Hedgehog and the Fantabulous Spoiling of One Birds of Prey (Sonic/Birds of Prey Movie Reviews)

Feb 20th, 2020 1h 3m

Brian (who takes the lead on this episode) and Dakota (@DakWrestleford) review that ridiculously named Harley Quinn movie, and Sonic the Hedgehog! Discussions about the DCEU, and video games movies follow. Gotta go fast, or whatever. "Cthulhu

Sonic.EXE Drowned BEN (Hyper Realistic Bleeding Eyes!) ((Creepypasta/SCP Discussion))

Feb 13th, 2020 57m 31s

Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian (an enigma) sit down to bask in some weird Internet nostalgia--CREEPYPASTA! Plus some rambling about SCPs. "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/U

Shilling Nintendo Products for an Entire Hour (Nintendo Console Retrospective)

Feb 7th, 2020 1h 12m

On this episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian talk about Nintendo consoles for the better part of an hour, Dakota reveals how much of a casual he really is, and everybody gets closure in the tragic tale of Mr. Pean

Games as a Nuisance (Games as a Service Discussion)

Jan 30th, 2020 1h 5m

On this episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Brian and Dakota (@DakWrestleford) riff about the pros and cons of the "games as a service" brand of video games, plus more weird Nerd News.

Apologies to Steven Moffat and George Lucas (Doctor Who/The Mandalorian Discussion)

Jan 23rd, 2020 1h 9m

This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian (without a Twitter) have their first multi-topic episode, discussing Jodie Whittaker's second series (or season) premier as The Doctor, and the first good thing on Disney+, The Mandalorian. But fi