We’re BACK to talk about a great piece of Cult Media: The Pizzagate Massacre! Writer, director, and producer John Valley stops by to talk to us about creating art based on Q-Anon and what drew him to our favorite conspiracy.Want to watch The P

Ep. 290 Thuggee: Ancient Hanky Code (ft. Griff Milton)

19 days ago 57m 23s

We’re back for a one off before Panic Fest! Join us as Paige takes Mando and special guest GRIFF MILTON through the origins of the word “thug” and also a cult of Thuggees!Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good

Ep. 289 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 3: The Party to Stop the World From Ending

25 days ago 1h 16m

We're back with our final episode in our series on Guðni Guðnason. Good luck Googling that, we had to straight up copy paste that ish. Anyway, the karate kicks up a notch and the crimes keep going.Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO

Ep. 288 Guðni Guðnason Pt. 2: King Salmon

Mar 19th, 2024 1h 7m

We’re back with some big news and some bigger laughs. Oh, boy, seriously this dork does some real nerd boy stuff. You’re gonna love it. Also do you want to see us in Kansas City, MO on April 7th at 7pm? Good news! You can get tickets here! Or

Ep. 287 Guðni Guðnason: Lestat Karate

Mar 4th, 2024 1h 3m

Oh, we’re so back. Welcome to our episode on certified foppish dandy, and martial arts legend, Guðni Guðnason. Trust me, you’re gonna love/hate it.Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult

Ep. 286 Mardi Gras: That’d Probably Cause a Ghost, Right?

Feb 12th, 2024 1h 8m

We’re back from various stuff we had to do, and boy howdy do we have a fun one for ya. Lots of life talk, but eventually we get into it and talk about Mardi Gras! Where it came from, how it started, and why it became the bead for boobies trade

Ep. 285 Urantia Pt. 3: Bong Part of a Balanced Breakfast

Feb 5th, 2024 1h 8m

Hello! We’re back. I know, it’s been a while. We explain it all and promise to not leave you again. At least not for too long. Anyway, join us as Paige takes Mando through Urantia’s ties and influence on Celestial Seasonings Tea Company!Also w

Ep. 284 Urantia Pt. 2: F**k Mustard

Jan 15th, 2024 1h 30m

Hello, Sharks, we’re here with both a story that will bewilder your mind but also a business proposal that’ll blow you away. Maybe literally, too.Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult,

Ep. 283 Urantia: The Celestial Seasonings Cult

Jan 8th, 2024 1h 4m

Welcome back folks, we’re so back. Join us as Paige takes Armando through the wild story of a cult with ties to a company that makes sleepytime tea. Also, she’s begging you to stop sending her TikToks about this topic.Also we have a Patreon! [

Ep. 282 Wild Mormon Beliefs: The King of the Dogs

Dec 18th, 2023 1h 15m

We’re back with a great palette cleanser for you: A bunch of weird fringe beliefs that SOME Mormons share. Oh boy, buckle up because this one gets wild immediately.Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate a

Ep. 281 FLDS Pt. 4: Barney is the Anti-Christ

Dec 11th, 2023 1h 30m

We’re back with our final episode of the series! Join us to hear some awful stuff intercut with the stupidest palette cleanser we’ve ever done. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, pl

Ep. 280 FLDS Pt. 3: A Size 6 Baby

Dec 4th, 2023 57m 34s

We’re back with another episode in our series on the FLDS! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the worst stuff he’s ever heard, and as Mando takes Paige through the wonderful world of Fortnite.Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises

Ep, 279 The FLDS Pt. 2: Get Your Upstairs Ass Downstairs

Nov 28th, 2023 1h 5m

We’re back with another episode in our series of Warren Jeffs and the FLDS! This one is a bit rough but we call upon our friend Santo to get us through it. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join

Ep. 278 Warren Jeffs & the FLDS: Here We Go Again

Nov 20th, 2023 1h 15m

We’re back with the beginning of another series! Join us as Paige takes Mando through the history of the FLDS and Warren Jeffs!Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.pa

Ep. 277 The JFK Conspiracy: Texas School Book Suppositories

Oct 31st, 2023 52m 50s

We’re back with another episode and this time we’re talking crazy conspiracies. Join us as Paige and Mando take each other through their favorite theories behind who killed JFK. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd li

Ep. 276 Qanon Pt 4: We’re Going to Olive Garden

Oct 23rd, 2023 1h 41m

We're back for our final installment in the Qanon series. Finally. We're done. Tune in to hear Mando take Paige through the ins and outs of Q Proofs and Conspiracy spreading. Fun stuff.Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If y

Ep. 275 Qanon Pt. 3: The Money & The Sandwich

Oct 17th, 2023 1h 35m

Welcome back everyone, if you’re a big fan of conspiracies and duking it out with sandwich chains then BOY do we have an episode for you. Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wild beliefs of Qanon followers. We read though nearly 5,000 post

Ep. 274: Qanon Pt. 2: Pretty Good Pizza Tho

Oct 10th, 2023 1h 36m

We’re back with part two of our series on Qanon. Join us as Mando takes Paige through the devilish debacle known as Pizzagate. Yeah. It gets buckwild like IMMEDIATELY.Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donat

Ep. 273 Qanon: iCanHasLettuceWrap

Oct 2nd, 2023 1h 27m

Welcome back! We’re back from food poisoning hell and bringing you one of our most requested cults of all time! Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wonderland that is 4chan, the place where it all started.Also we have a Patreon! [Insert A

Ep. 272 - The Danny Masterson Trial - Conspiracy Theories

Sep 18th, 2023 58m 2s

This week! We recap the recent Danny Masterson Trial and Verdict along with our own Speculation Zone around the LAPD's initial lack of response...Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult,

Ep. 271 Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell Pt. 4 - More Drive-By’s Than Expected

Sep 11th, 2023 1h 23m

This week is our conclusion of the Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell case, join us for discussions of the final timeline of the case plus why 50 cent may be our generation's greatest entrepreneur. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises He

Ep. 270 Lori Vallow & Chad Daybell Pt. 3: The ONE Starbucks in Utah

Sep 5th, 2023 1h 24m

We’re back! Join Paige as she takes Mando through Lori and Chad’s unholy meet cute and the beginning of their horrible crimes. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.p

Ep. 269 - Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell Pt.2 - An Emo Kid with a Head Injury

Aug 28th, 2023 1h 14m

Last week was Lori Vallow, this week we're talking about Chad Daybell and how life, religion, and near death experiences would bring them together. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult

Ep. 268 Lori Vallow: A Taser Comedian

Aug 21st, 2023 58m 33s

We’re back with a new series on Lori Vallow! Join Paige as she takes Mando through the beginning of the incredibly interesting, and equally horrifying, true crime story.Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to don

Ep. 266.5: We Watched Holy Cow Swami!

Aug 14th, 2023 59m 39s

We're back! After two long weeks of pretty mid problems, we're back! Tune in this week to get an update o us, cult-focused TV shows, and more insight into the Hare Krishna through a very special (and potentially illegally obtained) movie!Also