With the Tour Golem on lockdown and the mysteries piling up, the museum staff splits the party (oh, you fools) to seek answers before the other, heavily implied, world-ending boot drops. For their sake AND ours, let's just hope it's not already

1. The New Exhibit (aka The Crown of Shadow’s Dawn)

1 May 24th, 2018 1h 9m

It's a big day for the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories! The curator is ready and eager to lead new attendees on an exciting journey of education and discovery, but a powerful and unexpected visitor has arrived at the front gate w

12. The End of All Things (aka The Heart of the Museum)

Feb 8th, 2020 1h 21m

Forces clash. Tables turn. Things end.Episode 12 of DARK AGES features…Alan Moore as The Dark Lord, Edmund and the Cackling DemonsBrandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camden, Goblin General, and Goblin EnriqueBrittany Michel as Josephi

10. The Lesson Plan (aka The Tome)

Aug 29th, 2019 52m 48s

It has come to the attention of the management of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories that MOST of the staff knows absolutely NOTHING about basic world history. You can see the problem, surely. As such, we hope you will join the

9. Fired Up (aka The Afterburner)

Jun 9th, 2019 1h 7m

Rivercliffe has been hit by a sub-zero cold snap, but you'd hardly notice in the museum. Staff tempers are flaring up and arguments are growing so heated that it's no wonder when Nick actually takes Abraxas's bait and agrees to fix the furnace.

8. Sweeps Week (aka The Inspection)

Apr 25th, 2019 1h 12m

After a series of divisive escapades, the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories has (finally) gathered together to (mostly) unite towards a common goal: pass the city's annual thaumatic inspection! Everyone's grown so much

7. Marwood Goes Home (aka The Simple Stone Tablet)

1 Mar 28th, 2019 1h 10m

Curator. Director. Manager. Marwood is an elf who takes his overlapping jobs very seriously—so seriously, in fact, that he rarely leaves his precious museum. He'd be content to stay forever, but an emergency back home might finally force him to

Goblin Special: Take This Gob and Shove It

1 Nov 29th, 2018 39m 17s

It's a big day for the Rivercliffe Office of Unemployment! The dedicated Job Placement Sean and his assistant Sam have grown quite adept at helping Rivercliffe citizens land their dream gigs, but the enormous line of eager, resume-waggling gobl

6. It’s a Hard Nick Life (aka The Night Janitor)

Oct 31st, 2018 1h 12m

Nick's got problems, man. He's already cursed to be the museum janitor for the next several hundred years. A sudden stumble into a second, anatomically oriented curse means he might be up all night, figuratively and literally. Oh, and something

5. D-Day (aka The War Memorial)

1 Sep 29th, 2018 1h 15m

Abraxas, the museum's cantankerous security agent, is so lost in his own war stories that he has a hard time knowing which era he's in. Good thing his least favorite holiday has arrived to yank him back to the present, right? He is several year

4. A Bitter Cup of Jo (aka The Arfabarkus Wrex)

Aug 30th, 2018 1h 20m

Josephine is perfectly content in the museum's menagerie, hidden among its terrifying roster of ravenous, killer beasts...but when an old flame rides into town on a VERY loud horse with a monstrous discovery in tow, this aspiring beastmaster mu

3. Spite & Malison (aka The Alicornucopia)

Jul 26th, 2018 1h 7m

The museum's lone legal representative, Malison Almagus, enjoys her reputation as the most unflappable member of the staff, but her self-assurance is about to be tested by the sudden return of a former rival with a decade-old vendetta...and a d

2. Edmund’s Plant (aka The Venus Pride Trap)

Jun 21st, 2018 1h 12m

Several weeks have passed since the museum invasion, yet the staff's head researcher, Edmund Nodd, still refuses to accept the new exhibit. His frustration and anger are making him even less tolerable than usual, but a mysterious seed is about

BONUS: Season 1 Blooper Reel

Dec 13th, 2020 18m 44s

The curtain is pulled back and our pants are down. Enjoy an entire season's worth of gaffes and stumbles, humbly presented for your listening delight! Thanks for listening!This reel features...Alan MooreBrandon KraemerBrittany Miche

Teaser Trailer

May 17th, 2018 1m 10s

High Fantasy. High culture. Low attendance. For the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories, the only thing harder than finding new patrons is suffering each other.

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