Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about shirts that got you kicked out/in trouble at school, rundown of the virtual Emmy awards, the reason why they never made a sequel to ‘ELF,’ Tom Hardy likely to be the next James Bond, a woman that led cops on a high speed chase cause she “had to poop,” a chick that crashed a car during a test drive going over 100 mph, a guy busted with a loaded gun hidden inside his rectum, a police officer that had a goat climb in her vehicle and start eating paperwork, an illegal migrant boat that washed ashore on a nudist beach, cars that drivers are most likely to get speeding tickets driving, a town named ‘Asbestos’ looking to change its name, a gigantic 6-year-old that dominates in football, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak take Dave’s Friday morning pop quiz, talk about a guy that tried to jump an opening drawbridge in his car, someone tried to kill John Travolta with a crossbow, an older man that mistook the slushie machine for hand sanitizer, a guy suing Starbucks after burning hands & genitals with hot tea, a man that traveled across the country with dismembered body parts in his luggage, a viral video of a chick at a funeral twerking and grinding on a coffin, USA is officially banning downloads of TikTok, a new dating app for pet owners to find dates for their furbaby, a librarian discovered that years ago someone used a taco as bookmark, a country that just debuted the Chocolate Whopper, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that’s very self-conscious about her lady parts, a father that created a candy chute for socially distant trick or treating, Big Ten football reversed decision and WILL play this fall, Olivia Wilde involved in new Spiderwoman movie, where 200 naked prisoners escaped from lock up, a guy that found a mysterious brain on the beach, the worst thing you’ve ever had in your hands, a sex coach that will rate your dong for $37, something people eat for breakfast that makes them the BEST at sex, a hot dog shop blaming Millennials for it closing, scientists found 100 million year old sperm, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about this year’s toys eligible for the Toy Hall of Fame, things people working from home miss from working in the office, celebrity parents that are cool with their kids drinking beer, a female sumo wrestler that broke into a home to steal her cat back, a man bit on the penis by a python in his toilet, police used a flip flop left at a crime scene to find a suspect like Cinderella, the odd thing that arouses you, sex doll funerals for an unwanted love doll are a thing, new gym fashion trend of nude colored workout gear, a woman that tried hire a hit man to kill her husband as birthday gift to herself, a restaurant just debuted the mountain dew margarita, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Taco Bell debuting a new wine, a prison that was taken over by inmates, a hot male celebrity that got a horse aroused, family of Carol Baskins deceased husband aired a commercial during Dancing with the Stars, a perv busted stealing a dude’s manthong off the clothes line, a guy in trouble for prank calling 911 hundreds of times, a drunk woman arrested for chewing on the mane of a horse while topless, a chick in the UK that married a tree, what was the weirdest thing you’ve seen a roommate do?, Goodyear Blimp mistaken for a UFO in New Jersey, they may have found proof of life on Venus, you can rent the Weinermobile to use in a marriage proposal, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk Dave’s underwear curse strikes while on vacation, Odell Beckham is into poop, a Bellator MMA fighter got his nuts kicked off, Chris Evans accidentally shared a picture of his dong, Dr. Dre’s wife asking for 2 million a month in divorce, for the first time since the 80’s vinyl has outsold CD’s, a brawl between two women at a Dollar General, a woman’s massive boobs caused her spine to collapse, a chick that purposely cut her own hand off in an insurance scam, a woman that went crazy after a gym refused to allow her pet cat entry, a guy that blew up part of his trying to kill a fly, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about undateable jobs, having a smoking hot mom, guys’ gross habits, no kissing on the first date, an old couple gets stuck in a sinkhole with their van, trading services for sex, looking like a celebrity, couples sex injuries, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about jerking by candle light, questionable fashion choices, mishaps with diarrhea side effects, the illegal things you’ve done with a parent, your awkward apologies, fake robbery proposal, the fattest vagina, mishaps on the slingshot ride, old sexters, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the bank robber face surgery, the worst place you’ve got your balls stuck, tricks to help guys last longer, what someone told you too soon, the worst thing that you’ve ever tasted, Dave’s Porn Hub battle, how a fart ruined a moment for you, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about vampire facials, tiny hamster food, vasectomy troubles, getting nudes that you didn’t want, a 32’ tapeworm found in someone’s butt, the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen, things that you only do when you’re drunk, what you were better off not knowing, sex parties, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about food delivery horror stories, dating app encounters gone wrong, guys who are more afraid of bugs than ladies, how you were catfished, when you received your neighbors sex toy delivery, disgusting things that cops have had to deal with, the hooker switch, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about gas station snacks that you would say NO to, the Batman movie production has shutdown cause Robert Pattinson tested positive for COVID-19, staff had to sniff Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina when making her candle, a dude busted trying to get a free meal by planting his pubes on the dish, a student left his apartment window open for 6 months during lockdown found his home taken over by pigeons, a private investigator you can hire to reveal secrets/settle scores at your funeral, a WWII Vet that wants his casket to resemble a pack of Juicy Fruit gum, Ask D&CtF:, a listener dating a hot chick with a deep voice needs help, Taco Bell cutting the Mexican pizza off the menu, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about gadgets that you should buy or not buy, a guy that won a jingle contest, The Rock and his family tested positive for COVID-19, Boba Fett making an appearance in the next Mandalorian season, a woman that offered a cop oral sex to get her e-cig back, a tourist that took a selfie with a tigers testicles, the states where cuckholds are the most popular, a guy that spoke to his city council about renaming boneless buffalo wings, Dairy Queen scented candles coming, a guy wanted by police for stealing ice cream cakes, communities near wild fires buying fire trucks off craigslist, a woman that had a family of snakes living in her toilet, a drunk driver that crashed into a “Drive Sober” sign, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener and his lover had an awkward sexual fart situation, Tyler Perry is officially a billionaire, Snoop Dogg releasing his own line of gin, a woman that walked out onto the wing of a plane cause she was too hot, why was your mother arrested?, a 12-year-old that took his dads car for a late night joyride, a guy camping in the Arctic mauled to death by a Polar Bear, the worst animal death to experience, the new Benadryl TikTok challenge, Dave got a message from a mysterious French woman, how your RING doorbells are spying on you, a guy arrested after he assaulted his girlfriend with a tire when she refused his wedding proposal, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that had a sneaky 3rd party food delivery tamper with his food, authorities seeking man in a jetpack in the flight path near LAX airport, Mariah Carey claims Ellen bullied her to announce a pregnancy, a woman that had a 4ft snake crawl into her mouth while asleep, a chick that had a botched Brazilian Butt Lift, has your fetish interfered with your life?, an old guy that went through a drive thru completely nude 8 times, nudist couple offering big money to help them move while naked, professional poker playing family robbed of $1million in cash and jewelry, the hardest working states in the country, the King of Thailand has a harem of ‘sex soldiers’  and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some pumpkin spice facts, a listener nervous about bringing his BBW girlfriend to meet the family, the passing of Black Panther star Chadwick Boseman, Bella Thorne has upset the OnlyFans community, a 3-year-old that got tangled in a kite and carried into the sky, a guy that stole a school bus and took it on a joy ride, something you can’t believe saved your life, a woman in trouble for firing a gun at a door to door census workers, a South African couple break karaoke world record by singing 35 hours, people who suffer from “nomophobia,” an adult toy company that created a dumbbell you can bang, a woman that accidentally dyed her cat yellow, and more! 
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about people using their car to get some alone time during the pandemic, the sexiest American accents, R. Kelly was attacked in prison, the girl from AT&T commercials is getting sexually harassed online, a woman that thinks she got a human penis from the grocery store, a tattoo addict that had his ears removed to look more like a skull, ways men handle constantly being horny, a man that shot at a woman he thought was a witch and had cast a spell on him, have you let your partner do something dirty online?, a guy selling illegal guns & taunting cops on instagram gets busted, a fast food worker reveals secrets about the job on TikTok, a new douchebag detector, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how unprepared we are for an emergency, NBA Playoffs may be done due to players protest, the best and worst celebrity wines,  a guy crashed into two cops while watching Eat, Pray, Love while driving, a woman that walked in on her husband being intimate with his mother, people accusing Amazon customer service workers of flirting, an elderly man that has not cut his hair in 80 years, the difference being cheap and frugal, Busch just launched a beer for dogs, a vandal that punched a Picasso painting as performance art, they are giving elephants weed to help with stress, senior citizens celebrating the end of lockdown by getting tattoos and piercings, and more! 
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about foods that have been taken away you would write the manufacturer to get back, Usain Bolt tested positive for COVID-19, Keanu Reeves says Bill and Ted are NOT stoners, guys that pranked a friend by shooting air in his rectum got sentenced to jail, a new dating app for people looking date someone +/- 20 years in age, the funniest thing that ever happened to you during sex, things that states are searching online for during the pandemic, McDonald’s doing something they have never done before with their nuggets, a restaurant selling the most expensive PB&J sandwich in the world, a meteorologist that caught viewers’ attention with her ‘nude’ outfit, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a French nudist colony had a HUGE coronavirus outbreak, a tow truck driver quits and leaves a tank on the side of a highway, a new actor rumored to play Wolverine, a woman that beat the crap out of her dad for farting, a guy that makes $4000 a month selling pics of his feet, a benefit for women that watch porn, a drunk driver crashed into a psychic mediums office, a guy that claims he sees Donald Trump’s face in an omelet, statistics on people that have ACTUALLY had a threesome, a dude that climbed Mount Rushmore was tracked down and fined, African miners that found a 442-carat diamond, how much a person will spend on toilet paper in their lifetime, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the embarrassing things we forget, a woman pronounced dead was found breathing at funeral home, a man that saved his home from wildfires using cans of beer, A MLB rookie baseball card sold for $3.9million, John Mayer was allegedly involved in a ‘throuple’ with two hot reality TV stars, Ask D&CtF: a listener needs advice after he found a coworkers nudes online, some strange sounds coming from a listener's moms neighbors, Craziest things you’ve seen posted in online dating profiles, an asteroid with trajectory to hit earth in November, extremely aggressive seagulls are taking over Ireland, the worst attractions in every state, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about obnoxious things people hate seeing in public, an instagram model that claims to performed sex acts on 7 NBA players in a night, a former Disney star joined OnlyFans and caused the site to crash, a lawyer that name dropped Owen Wilson to get out of arrest after a drunken high speed chase, a guy without a pilot’s license stole an small airplane and crashed, President of Brazil mistakes a little person for a child at a rally, an MLB pitcher that took a 105mph line drive to the groin, a guy that bought an old bumper car and turned it into a roadworthy vehicle, Science has found a REAL cure for a hangover, a guy that stole lottery tickets from a gas station then returned to cash winners in, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some crazy non-tragic  moments with bears caught on video, a woman that broke into a home to try to steal a 9-month-old baby, which celebrities Americans would like to see as President, the man with the world’s lowest voice, a mom that is pressing charges on her kid for stealing her Pop Tarts, a guy that started a gofundme page to support his Ibiza party habit, topless hiking is taking off in Colorado, a man recovering after a grizzly bear attacked and bit off his junk, a NASCAR Team that had their equipment & car trailer stolen, someone setting dangerous traps for dirt bikers & ATV trail riders, a country that passed a law requiring dog owners to walk them twice a day, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave’s horrific encounter with a port-a-potty, 15 Celebrities that auditioned for SNL but didn’t make it, recording artist Sia caught going to the bathroom during a live radio interview, s 78-year-old man arrested for vandalizing his neighbors grave long after his death, a woman that broke her vagina doing the WAP dance, lesbian social media influencers under fire for a contest to give away sperm, your greatest sexual achievement, a waitress that received a car as tip from some regular diners, a dude that broke into a day care center and lived in the ceiling for a week, a guy that used a Bible as a weapon in a carjacking, the most popular potato dishes across the country, and more!
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about trying to avoid getting scammed by mechanics, three senior producers for Ellen show have been fired, a remake of ‘Planes, Trains, and Automobiles’ with Will Smith & Kevin Hart coming, a dude busted with $20,000 of weed/drugs cause he wanted to be a good party host, a woman drove her car into a Home Depot stole stuff then drove out, a Spanish brothel that had a major COVID outbreak, what was your “stud” move to impress the ladies?, kid that had a Lego piece lodged up his nose for 2 years, science has determined the male equivalent to a “Karen,” a company that is selling blue waffles, a chocolate factory malfunction caused it to snow chocolate in Switzerland, and more!
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Podcast Details

Created by
Audioboom
Podcast Status
Active
Started
Feb 13th, 2017
Latest Episode
Sep 21st, 2020
Release Period
Daily
Episodes
1049
Avg. Episode Length
About 3 hours
Explicit
Yes
Order
Episodic

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