David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year.

Sexy Build A Bear

Feb 16th, 2024 46m 9s

This episode covers erotic teddy bears, matchstick replicas and a love story between a captive stingray and a Bamboo Shark.

When's The Boss?

Feb 2nd, 2024 59m 14s

This week's Top Five Things features and exciting new wedding trend, disco bathrooms and our sci-fi flavored pitch for the upcoming Who's The Boss? reboot.

The Secret Show

Jan 23rd, 2024 58m 58s

A new comedy club opened up at someone's house and know one's allowed to know where it is. Until they are. We also revisit some unpopular opinions.

Kitchen Treasure Hunter

Jan 16th, 2024 51m 4s

Some men dream of gold buried deep beneath their kitchen floor. More often than not, it doesn't end well.

The Underwater Sneeze

Dec 20th, 2023 52m 11s

Why are the people at Carnival Cruises such buzzkills? Do vets need sleds? How important is proofreading the note you hand a teller during a bank robbery? We'll answer all these questions and more!

The Christmas Possum

Dec 8th, 2023 50m 12s

This episode of Top Five Things features the world's largest collection of Titanic on VHS cassettes, a stowaway possum, a chopsticks assault and some more unpopular opinions.

Who Touched Darren’s Num-Nums?

Dec 1st, 2023 43m 15s

This episode features appearances from Florida Man, Florida Woman and a streaker at Disney's "It's A Small World After All" Ride in...California. We were SO close to the Florida trifecta this week!

Make Your Own Dentures

Nov 22nd, 2023 1h 13m

On this episode we learn about self-dentistry, a terrible first date and chat with filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods about the opening of Davenport's The Last Picture House.

Bring Out The Olives!

Nov 10th, 2023 56m 6s

Do we have to close the beaches in Wisconsin? Dave & Darren discover a viral video that's more than 20 years old. Is Disneyland the happiest or crappiest place on Earth?

John Cleese

Nov 3rd, 2023 44m 25s

This week's Top 5 Things gives you early access (we'll air it on Monday) to our interview with the legendary John Cleese. John is in town at The Adler Theater next Friday (11/10).

Touched By An Alien

Oct 27th, 2023 50m 29s

This episode features a dangerous seafood delicacy, fine oil paintings and an Academy Award winner's close encounter of the third kind. Pardon the pun.

What A Doll!

Oct 20th, 2023 42m 10s

This episode features stories about bears, Teddy Bears and Gummi Bears. If that sounds enchanting to you, we're guessing this is your first time listening to our Top Five Things Podcast.

What An Interesting Necklace!

Oct 13th, 2023 38m 10s

This week's Top 5 Things features the legend of Stoneman Willie, an Iowa woman with a unique fashion sense and a heretofore unknown use for a hair dryer. Please enjoy!

Cowboy Ringo

Oct 6th, 2023 1h 4m

This week we learn how Darren became a haberdasher to a Beatle and Dave learns about the human computers that used to work at Aldi.

Surrounded By Bears

Sep 29th, 2023 53m 56s

Which of these scenarios is more believable: Pauly Shore starring in a Richard Simmons in a biopic OR deer falling from the sky?

What A Jet Crash Really Sounds Like

Sep 22nd, 2023 1h 4m

This episode features a remarkable audio recreation of a F-35 crash, unpopular opinions and scientists using AI to talk to chickens.

Everybody Was Kangaroo Fighting

Sep 18th, 2023 53m 2s

They're closing the beaches in Texas. The Brady Bunch house might be a historic money pit. A marching band director reluctantly tells his kids to stop playing after being tased, bro.

A Walk To London

Sep 8th, 2023 49m 46s

Hamster wheel voyages, gender reveal plane crashes and a real life Barbie Oppenheimer? What a week this was! Don't forget the invite code for our Cover5 is DD2023.

Backyard Volleyball Gambling

Sep 2nd, 2023 52m 34s

This week's show features a crackdown on a backyard volleyball gambling operation, Darren's drive-thru fender bender and an important warning about emu ownership.

Bear Spray And The Electric Gilligan

Aug 25th, 2023 51m 23s

This week we chronicle the struggle of a man who doesn't really like tacos, a Florida woman who claims she confused bear spray with hand sanitizer and a sunflower farm that's had enough of random nudity.

Listen Like Cake Thieves

Aug 18th, 2023 51m 56s

People share the exact moment when they knew their relationships were over. A Florida woman is branded a CAKE THIEF. Dave gets a White Sox Captain's Hat (thanks, Jason!). A weirdo wants permission to spit in the sink.