The gang are back for Season 4! I say gang, but this week it’s just Al & Kitty; here to give you the weirdest news of the week. It’s all coin-tossing, duck quacking, Rice Krispie shooting fun. Plus there’s talk of talking toilets, vampires in the royal family, Mad Men, The Mummy and the Emu War.

THIS WEEKS STORIES

• Car horns should be replaced by duck quacks – link

• Woman delays flight with ‘lucky’ coin-throw – link

• California man believed dead is alive – family buries wrong person after mistake by coroner’s office – link

• Man used shotgun shell full of Rice Krispies to shoot victim – link

• This man had the chip from his travel card implanted under his skin – link

BONUS STORY

• Sun-worshippers rub Coca-Cola over their bodies in dangerous quest for tan – link