This heatwave is killing us, so we’re cooling off with ICE CREAM MAN!!! This tepid 90’s slasher(?) is written by David Dobkin and Sven Davison and directed by Paul Norman(Norman Apstein). It stars the great Clint Howard as Gregory the Ice Cream Man as he goes after a group of local kids who know he’s up to no good played by Anndi McAfee, Justin Isfeld, JoJo Adams and Mikey Lebeau. It also has a lot of familiar faces as side characters like Olivia Hussey, David Naughton, Jan Michael Vincent and David Warner. While there are parts we enjoyed, for the most part it wasn’t serious enough to be taken seriously and it wasn’t zany enough to be zany. It gets stuck in this weird limbo of being poorly edited, loosely strung together and inconsistent with the world they’ve built. Who’s the Pied Piper now, ice cream dick!?