It is a period of serious derping. Disney, striking with a serious amount of cash, has won their first victory against the pessimistic Star Wars fans. During the battle, DJ Neofaust managed to watch a video of terrifying smut, PTERODACTYL PORN, a video with enough perversion… we may be able to get Kitty Glitter to write about it. Pursued by the boR’s sinister agents, DJ Snorlax races across the internet to interpret Ryan Lochte’s twitter so he can predict the Election and restore derpiness to the galaxy…

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