Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;)Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is g

4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1

Jul 18th, 2020 2h 14m

Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;)Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is go

Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode!

Jul 1st, 2020 1h 29m

Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019!Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @Mol

Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened.

May 12th, 2020 1h 19m

Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train co

Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good

Dec 3rd, 2019 1h 53m

I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?!Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conduct

Episode 148 - Giving Back

Nov 15th, 2019 1h 49m

Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ways, we kinda do stuff?? I meant well, i swear

Episode 147 -

Nov 1st, 2019 1h 49m

It's fighting time! ...and food discussion? As if we haven't given you our opinions on foods or drink, you can hear it again here!Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated tra

Episode 146 - Tushes and Taxonomy

Oct 16th, 2019 1h 8m

Here's a phrase for ya, Binomial nomenclature. Nomenclature is such a good word too. Starts with "nom" even. Anyway, the cast talks about animals quite a bit in this one. Definition of rodents and what not. Also, cute little John Butt. Damnit I

Episode 145 - John Butt

Oct 3rd, 2019 1h 28m

Honestly, i barely listen to the episode. They attempt to convert people? I sing? It's great. absolute best content out there. Trust me.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxic

Episode 144 - A Three Hour Tour

Sep 26th, 2019 2h 4m

Aaaaand we're back! The gang takes a lovely stroll through the town of Braeburn and ends up at another locally owned business. They decide they want to be helpful too!Thanks for tunng in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana,

Episode 143 - A Quaint Town

Sep 11th, 2019 1h 44m

Be warned, there's some singing. It's not great. Except for Ivana, her singing is perfect. They wake up and have a little chit chat about this new town. They learn some things. Its very cute. Quaint, one might say.Thanks for tuning in, we ho

Episode 142 - Number Ju-Ju

Sep 5th, 2019 1h 41m

Hello! Here we have yet another episode as the group travels to a not so far, and not so distant land. We also discuss number preferences? It's a very in-depth discussion, who knew?Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered

Episode 141 - Roll to Eat Ass

Aug 28th, 2019 1h 41m

Welp, looks like them adventuring folks are gunna get in a lick of trouble hittin' that thar mayor. Guess we'll figure out what will happen next, or just decide on who eats ass.Not much else gets done. Thanks for tuning in, we hope your heari

Episode 140 - Scrubberdashing

Aug 9th, 2019 1h 7m

Hello, Hello, hello!We're back in action, the group has finally left the town and they're excited to make new friends. Possibly have a cuppa? Who knows??! You will, when you listen to this episode.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing

Episode 139 - False Launches

Jul 24th, 2019 1h 53m

Hey, so John said he liked blueberries, then he said he didn't... did I cut that? Hey editor here. Sorry for the delay, Geeklycon is no excuse! Anyway, here's the latest. Just to warn you, it's mostly them just shooting the shit which is rather

Episode 138 - The Episode that never started

Jul 10th, 2019 1h 33m

Welcome aboard for yet another episode! We start off in that same bar and then finally Barry & Prowler decided to do a thing. There's a special guest star and we almost get something done this episode? It's very exciting! Thanks for tuning i

Episode 137 - Playing with the Big Swigs

Jun 27th, 2019 1h 1m

JOHN SPLITS THE PARTY!The gang is suspicious and starts to investigate Wendy. There's Action! Adventure! Mystery! Tune in and listen to us do something or other.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @ar

Episode 136 - Bar Conversations

Jun 5th, 2019 1h 11m

Hey. Ivana is away, so I'm doing some stuff.Anyway, crew tries to come up with a plan and hangs out in a bar. And tries to contemplate their situation. Which isn't very strange to kill rats in a basement and get a new god so get off Ivana's ass

Episode 135 - Pudding Burps

May 31st, 2019 1h 40m

AHOY THERE!Our grand and noble adventurers are back and ready to attack... rats? The DM used the OLDEST RPG TROPE in the book this week. What a cheapskate. But also, Forrest chugs... pudding? The episode isn't half bad y'all, check it out!

Episode 134 - Ivylicious Trellisishinikini

May 16th, 2019 2h

Helloooo and welcome back. This week the gang checks out the sights and smells of Bent Falls. They make friends and try to convert people. John's character is STILL alive.Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. I

Episode 133 - Oh no, what have we done?!

May 9th, 2019 1h 19m

THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE BACK AND IVANA IS IN CHARGE!It's been nice knowing you all, we've had a good run.Anyways, our new adventurer's find themselves in some blandness. They're rescued by a cute little weasel and a QVC lady. It's definitely a

A Dire State of Affairs

May 1st, 2019 1h 18m

Hello and welcome back!Oh wait, that's us. We're the ones back. This is just an update on the current state of the podcast and the change up on our Patreon tiers. Mostly it's us goofing off. We look forward to releasing some good good new co

State of the Podcast

Feb 11th, 2019 5m 25s

Hey all, I know we haven't been posting much lately, and there are some behind the scenes things happening, so I wanted to take a moment to let you all know what is happening in weaseland. If it sounds shitty, it's because it was one take with

Episode 132 - Nostalgia over Bad Decisions

Jan 22nd, 2019 1h 25m

New town, new things to worry about! Why do we never worry about things in the woods? I don't know, I know I'm the DM and could do that, and blame it on the rolls most of the time, I don't like doing forest stuff apparently? And I don't mean "F

Episode 131 - The One Where the Gang Reminisces About Past Goofs and Cody goes too far with Edits

Jan 16th, 2019 1h 26m

Finally back on track to Pallet Town! After that last town, hopefully this next one has some time for rest and relaxation! I mean, there was a death, several in fact, some things revealed, and some confrontations happened. Hopefully there is no