Michelle and Martha answer e-mails that sound authentic but how will you ever know for sure? Also, they would like you to know that it never hurts to end on a compliment.

9 - A Banger That Slaps

Aug 11th, 2019 1h 29m

In this episode, Michelle & Martha get a visit from the Ghost of Backhanded Compliments Past, talk about Al Franken, Demi Moore, sexual harassment, and slaughter houses. What a fun romp!

Minisode: Compliments Ahoy!

Aug 7th, 2019 23m 46s

For those who would accuse us of sending ourselves compliment-filled e-mails using fake accounts: good luck trying to prove that.

8 - The Possum Ideal

Aug 4th, 2019 1h 9m

Shaken by this weekend’s domestic terrorist attacks in El Paso and Dayton, Michelle thinks we should get rid of everybody and start with new people and Martha wishes she were a possum.

7 - Rappin’ Granny

Jul 28th, 2019 1h 26m

This week, Michelle and Martha are both hanging on by a thread.

6 - 51 Jump Street

Jul 21st, 2019 1h 22m

This week's episode doesn't have a description because Martha was supposed to write it and she's not answering Michelle's texts and it's very late on the east coast so Michelle wrote the description, the one you are reading, and then went to be

5 - You Don't Want to Willy Nilly It

Jul 15th, 2019 1h 22m

In this week’s episode, Michelle and Martha take a stroll down memory lane and discuss the c*nts of yesteryear.

4 - Man The Amparts

Jul 7th, 2019 1h 26m

In this week’s episode, Michelle and Martha celebrate lawlessness in general and stealing in particular.

3 - Not A Sidekick Situation

Jul 1st, 2019 1h 17m

This week, Michelle and Martha throw comedy out the window and viciously take down white women, support groups, interpretive dance, and the people who turned their backs on humanity’s greatest ally: Godzilla.

2 - Roombas Are People Too

Jun 24th, 2019 1h 23m

Martha tries a few pre-planned bits that flop and Michelle plunges ahead. Transformation Situation is outlined and sort of begun. If you had to pick just one episode to never listen to, this might be the one.