The gals resurface to chat all kinds of things! Sourdough, Newsies, electrolysis.(This was recorded before the recent Kate Middleton news or else that's all we would be talking about)

She Bangs

Dec 11th, 2023 1h 37m

Big dump of an update! The gals talk nails, straight As, Naked Attraction, and cervixes.

Swing Away, Merrill

Aug 30th, 2023 51m 40s

Woo hoo the gals are checking in! And it's a doozy, cause have you guys heard about these aliens?!

Dad in the Dorm

Jun 5th, 2023 1h 9m

Wow we're back for our quarterly check in! Drew's on the picket line, Brenna's talking cults, and Mallory is TERRIFIED of AI.

Mr. Mold

Mar 14th, 2023 52m 23s

We're back?? Drew sees Titanic, Brenna's done with winter, and Mallory has a busy Valentines day.

Tortleneck

Jan 25th, 2023 54m 1s

It's the new year and we're trying!! Brenna gives us her expert rundown on Spare, Mallory has a new car, and Drew can't stop thinking about those Pandoran whales.

Shrew Groove

Dec 5th, 2022 52m 5s

We're back after a long time! We talk aging, makeup and being forced to marry Kocoum.

Mamma Mia The Queen is Dead

Sep 15th, 2022 49m 32s

You know we had to weigh in on the queen! Also Jersey Boys, candy, and diarrhea.

Dearth

Jul 18th, 2022 1h 16m

Wow, we're back after a big break. We of course discuss periods, vacation limits, skunks, TikTok, and a very creamy Girl, no. And remember, if you're doing good, you're not paying attention!

Summer Mommin'

Jun 16th, 2022 33m 33s

Wow we're back?? Talking about carnivals, jury duty, and how we would discipline Prince Louis.

Unexpected Foot

May 2nd, 2022 45m 14s

The gals discuss public transit, Robert Pattinson fan letters, and of course Evans.

The Butcher of Baker

Mar 28th, 2022 58m 22s

Hear Mallory get her nut milker live on the air as the gals discuss customer service interactions, stranger danger, and diarrhea (of course).

The Hundo

Feb 28th, 2022 49m 15s

Well guys, we made it. 100 episodes! We look back on our three years of podcasting and read listener submitted Dealbreakers. Thanks for listening!

Dr. Doubtfire

Feb 14th, 2022 48m 52s

The wibes are weird as we chat about Mal's search for a new doctor, Brenna's favorite age, and the internet's worst rabbit hole. We're sorry about the poop, guys.

Pervin' on Johnny

Jan 31st, 2022 1h 36m

We're back and we're chatty! So many things to discuss including cocoons, sleepovers, Mandy Moore, bog mummies, and Sing 2. Yay!

Homesteader Era

Jan 17th, 2022 44m 12s

We're back! And just like our foremothers, we're flopping into 2022.

There's a Gambler Down Here

Dec 13th, 2021 40m 35s

The gals are back and limping across that 2021 finish line. Mal's current haunting, winter shoes, and humiliating moments are discussed.

Baby Mal

Nov 22nd, 2021 45m 40s

Mal went skydiving. We get into it.

Long Brockovich Days

Nov 15th, 2021 45m 46s

Brenna's dogs are barking after a long week of single motherhood, Mal revisits her old college bathroom couch, and Drew's keeps up with her sexy neighbors.

Don't Hit Kids

Oct 25th, 2021 1h 16m

We RAMBLE on this one guys. It's been a while, can you blame us? We talk Dune, getting pulled over, pranks gone wrong, toilet culture updates, and Drew finally takes Agnes to the dump.

GABRIEL NO

Sep 27th, 2021 45m 59s

Looks like this is now a podcast about the movie Malignant. Also, spooky season, Mal's birthday, and Dealbreakers.

We Would Never Jump On Our Neighbor's Heads

Sep 6th, 2021 58m 59s

We're alive and chatting about family reunions, dog shame, and important Hollywood news. Plus, Mal gets fired up about an old feud.

The Fart Smells Like The Food

Aug 17th, 2021 56m 38s

It's our 90th episode and we're talking about parking garage mishaps, when poop is safe to eat, and whether or not Carrot Top is a necrophiliac. Get vaccinated!