It is, after all, a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a cup of noodle must be in want of a date, from Mel Burke in the Bold Italic on Medium. Check out more stories from Mel and the Bold Italic, https://thebolditalic.com/@Melreadscomics.  If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at [email protected].