You are cordially invited to the book launch of "Ben Baker's Fun Book For The Apocalypse" at the Social Distancing Rooms, Up Tarn. Bring a bottle and a...nother bottle as this is about to get off the chain. Guests include Paul Nicholas, a lifeboat, Hale and Pace, a blind man's wand, Derek Dick, the opposite of badmington, the worst S Clubs, some marbles, Clive Dunn's sex drive, the novelisation of Jaws: The Revenge, Uncle Grandpa Joe, Winifred Atwell, skiffle, war, Showaddywaddy and many more. And remember: there aint no party like a Grandma's Party cos a Grandma's Party stops at a reasonable hour and doesnt upset the neighbours. Nice.
Bored from lockdown? Tired of playing charades with the dog? Screamed "EFF YOU TOP HAT EFFER!" too many times at the Monopoly set? Then you'll be ready for "Ben Baker's Fun Book For The Apocalypse" - over 100 pages of quizzes, games, puzzles, silly things to do, procraftination and jokes designed to take the pain out of paindemic. Which is a bit like pandemic if you spell it wrong. Suitable for all the family!