It’s The End! Get your tissues (no doubt you already have some on standby when listening to our voices) and be ready for a tear-jerking walk down memory lane. Look how long it is! Better get comfy, you tarts!The boys have been expecting to be

S06E12 -Dick Knock and Bob

Aug 17th, 2017 1h 3m

Fear not citizens! This week the three finest heroes in podcast land are here to protect and serve in our super hero special! Hear all about our special powers and learn our secret identities and the adventures we have! Phil’s bell is acting u

S06E11 - Squalene on Me

Aug 3rd, 2017 1h

Equality is important to us at DLYHL and since we’ve done a penis special, this week we have a vagina special! We all learn a few things about the lady zone today, yet somehow penises and balls get plenty of mentions too.In life, Phil has a pr

S06E10 - Terrible Anus

Jul 20th, 2017 47m 23s

This episode is very efficient and punctual! Phil is back in charge and showing us how a real host works! We also hear of Bret’s ability to be awkward and offensive, Chris’ enjoyment of birds or lack thereof and Phil’s worrying love of tasty tr

S06E09 - Skin Log

Jul 13th, 2017 1h 10m

Welcome to a penisy special this week as Bret examines some phallic facts and news stories! This week, Phil is getting angry at crimes, Chris is not amused by 9/11 and Bret does some blowing for a lady!We have a bunch of crazy news stories for

S06E08 - Summer of Something

Jul 6th, 2017 1h 6m

Roll up, sports fans! Chris is hosting this week and he’s doing a sports thing! See how well Phil and Bret know the world of outside motion games. Meanwhile, Chris has been to the fish zoo, Bret has been cementing his singleness and Phil has on

S06E07 - A Super Sunshine Day

Jun 29th, 2017 56m 6s

Hello dear children, welcome to happy fun times at DLYHL! This episode is child-safe and has hardly any swearing or dead people at all. Bret, Chris and Phil are having a super sunshine day in lollipop forest and beyond!Sit comfortably and list

S06E06 - 99 Problems

Jun 22nd, 2017 1h 14m

This week, it’s a sex soundtrack special! You can put the podcast on while you’re getting down and dutty, and we will make you giggle and offer useful hints and encouragement.Phil is having yet more cycling mishaps, Chris doesn’t see an orches

S06E05 - Not a Doctor

Jun 15th, 2017 1h 4m

Chris is hosting this week! And we’ve been very busy- Bret does something desperate and lonely, Phil is being blown all over the shop and Chris has his eyes brought into question!All sorts of stories this week. Did the Jumbo Shrimp really give

S06E04 – The Election Special

Jun 8th, 2017 1h 7m

Democracy never felt so good, as this week Bret and Chris go head-to-head in a debate and Phil pretends he’s some kind of news election man. Don’t forget to vote for reals, though! It’s super important!In the meantime, listen to our tales of s

S06E03 - The Magic Ingredient

Jun 1st, 2017 1h 9m

Spread your soundginas, it’s time for DLYHL!This week, Phil is a right old pedal-phile, Chris is getting Hipsterer than ever and Bret makes a black friend?We have a lovely mixture of suspicious news stories and articles for you, folks. A woma

S06E02 - Three Musketeers

May 25th, 2017 1h 1m

We haven’t covered the events in Manchester, because it’s not funny. We extend our deepest condolences to those affected and great admiration to those who helped. The show must go on, so instead we focused our efforts, as ever, on the sillier s

S06E01 - Holy Crap

May 18th, 2017 1h

Let’s talk about six baby! Series six, that is, of Don’t Lose Your Headline- the comedy news podcast that puts the old phrase ‘truth is stranger than fiction’ to the test. Can you spot fake news?This week, faithful of the DLYHL cul- er- frater

S05E16 – The Forfeit

Apr 27th, 2017 48m 51s

Here comes the final final episode!Series 5 is over, but it’s time to reveal the forfeit for the loser, who we announced last week. What awaits them? Humiliation? Monetary ruin?We also have a little play with some quick stories and games, whi

S05E15 - Chicken en Cum

Apr 20th, 2017 1h 9m

Just one Cornettooooooo… oh, hello there!Looks like it’s time for the final episode of season 5, in which our brave heroes (played by Phil Austin, Chris Evans and Bret Allen) find out who faces the forfeit. Chris or not Chris?BTW, there’s a s

S05E14 – Let Me See That Thong (with special guest: Pete D. Gaskell)

Apr 13th, 2017 1h 13m

Open your head, it’s a new DLYHL! This week, we have Pete D. Gaskell of the Smorgasbored podcast, so please check his show out at https://www.acast.com/smorgasboredpod as he’s brought us a lot of punning and wit. Bret has birthday news, Chris h

S05E13 - Gay Propaganda

Apr 6th, 2017 1h

Engage sound catchers! A new DLYHL has landed, full of bizarre news and weird stories.But first, a quick disclaimer. This episode includes a story which is actually really unpleasant, so consider yourself warned re: triggers, if abuse upsets y

S05E12 - Call My Spaff (with special guest: Tom King)

Mar 30th, 2017 1h 6m

Looks like a pod just got cast!We have a guest in the form of Tom King of That King Thing! Good job too, because Chris was kicked out. Phil is ‘absolutely fine’ after his fishy quest, plus he’s been playing with Bret’s hard tool. Bret has befr

S05E11 - Russian Raccoon Rental

Mar 23rd, 2017 55m 58s

Hello, fellow ear owners.There’s no Phil this week! Dennis will be most pleased! He’s away on a vision quest, seeking the Salmon of Doubt, so Chris and Bret are taking up the reins in his stead. This week, one of them has been called a Viking

S05E10 - Jellyfish Boy

Mar 16th, 2017 51m 19s

Hello listener types! This week, Bret has some Resident Evil 7 spoilers for you, Phil is amazed by chicken within sausage and Chris tries to be more fish! Yes, we lead full lives.Funny news stories, you ask? A guy jumps out of a window after g

S05E09 - Always Swim Upstream

Mar 9th, 2017 54m 22s

Greetings for… what’s the day after Women’s Day? Boxing Women? That doesn’t seem right.We’ve been sooo busy this week; Bret’s flogging his book for free, Chris is rummaging in drawers (ooer) and Phil is sorting cards to the point of madness!T

S05E08 - A Berry Good Episode

Mar 2nd, 2017 47m 5s

Hello dudes and fems!Bret’s going on a diet, Chris met a happy guy and Phil (and Bret) are making it big time as models.This week, we bring you the tale of two students who’ve got themselves in a bit of a sex jam, we explore a Sliding Story a

S05E07 - This Episode is Full of Shit (with special guests: The Master Debaters)

Feb 24th, 2017 1h 15m

Choo Choo, the Master Debaters are visiting today! We have guests in the form of Toffa and Sean from the MD crew, which is why this is a long one. We gained their consent!Phil drives a car that’s on fire, Bret jizzes in his pants in Neros, Chr

S05E06 – National Dennis Day

Feb 16th, 2017 1h 6m

We dialled down the swearing in this one, at the behest of a listener!Chris laughs at children and finds the real meaning of ‘cloud strife’, Phil has a bit of a week with mean emails and odd phone calls and Bret has his seaman devoured.Start

S05E05 - Rock, Pooper, Satan

Feb 9th, 2017 55m 50s

Hello fellow earth humans!It’s DLYHL time as this week; Bret makes Ghost Recon sound more or less like Nandos, Chris meets a Bear (we aren’t sure what this means) and Phil inhales a bit of the ol’ plastic cancer smoke.We find out that Lady Ga