Comedians Louis Kornfeld and Kiki Mikkelsen take a deep breathe as they attempt to get Aaron to sit still for five minutes for once in his goddamn life, as they take him through the healing powers (?) of meditation. Will Aaron learn to understa

Eminem

May 17th, 2019 44m 44s

Rapper Dash Machete and talent agent Ben Padua serve Aaron up a nice plate of Mom's spaghetti and try to turn him into a Slim head. A Shady guy? A Matherhorn? Whatever Eminem fans call themselves, they try to convince Aaron to be one. Eminemena

Drawstring Pants

May 9th, 2019 2m 56s

Magnet Theater School Director Amy Morrison clashes with Aaron over drawstring pants. Are they tacky? Are they practical? One thing's for sure in this knockdown, drag-out battle: No one is getting out unscathed.Hosted by Aaron GoldLogo by Om

Vegetarianism

May 2nd, 2019 47m 44s

Comedians Randy Miller & Angela Demanti show Aaron how to herbivore, as he tries out being a vegetarian for a week. Can he just leave the meat space behind & ascend into a plant-based society? Or does meat taste good & that's that?Enchilasagn

Basketball

Apr 25th, 2019 48m 1s

Andrew Durso (Boston Comedy Festival) and Alison Klemp (Tableverse Podcast) show Aaron that there's no "I" in "team," there's no crying in baseball, and there is no sex in the champagne room. How is the NBA like the WWE? Where is the hole, and

Survivor

Apr 18th, 2019 47m 17s

Comedians Tim Canty & Adam Payne try to give immunity to Aaron's tolerance of reality TV. Is this show highlighting the worst aspects of humanity, or is it just a game that we can all just chill out and enjoy? Also, does Jeff Probst even age?

Country Music

Apr 11th, 2019 1h 5m

Sunita Deshpande (Daredevil) and Evan Forde Barden (Repeater podcast) mosey on down Aaron's trail in hopes of getting him to line dance. All of country music ever is covered in this easily digestible hour of entertainment. So take that, Willie

The Real Housewives

Apr 4th, 2019 58m 36s

Rafi D'Angelo (SoLetsTalkAbout) and Catherine Montesi (Magnet Theater) take Aaron from New York to Atlanta, with a brief stopover in the OC, only because our pilot is weird. Sorry this episode is late, NeNe borrowed my MacBook charger and you j

Grief

Mar 21st, 2019 1h 10m

Eli Bosnick (God Awful Movies) sits down with Aaron and helps him talk through losing his mom at the beginning of the year. What ensues is full of gallows humor, meditation, and learning that it's ok to just "be."Hosted by Aaron GoldLogo by

Minisode: Tomatoes

Dec 6th, 2018 12m 56s

Aaron hates tomatoes. Aaron also feels guilty that he has been super busy and was unable to get a regular episode out this week, so he punished himself by eating the worst food he knows: The dreaded Tomato. Enjoy his pain!Hosted by Aaron Gold

Minisode: ASMR

Nov 29th, 2018 14m

Hey. You. You like whispers in your ears? Do ya? Dooooooo ya? I bet you do, you saucy little minx. Well this episode is all for you then. Aaron makes his first ASMR recording, to see what all the fuss is about. Now, he may never have heard an A

Riverdale

Nov 22nd, 2018 56m 16s

Perri Gross (Reductress) and Louie Pearlman (XOXO Riverdale) take Aaron to school as they show him just how thirsty Archie and his pals can get. Is Riverdale accessible to someone who generally doesn't like teen dramas? Or people that are so at

Do Mind If I Do: Anime with Mom

Nov 15th, 2018 54m 8s

Aaron's mom is back! And this time she is begrudgingly introduced to the wonderful world of anime. They sit down for a lovely binge of Yuri on Ice, Kids on the Slope, and the 2016 hit film, Your Name. Can she be turned into the anime fan that h

Minisode: "Sandstorm" by Darude

Nov 8th, 2018 24m 57s

Can listening to a song you hate on repeat for 30 minutes straight make you like it? That's the scientific experiment Aaron goes on this week as he tries to incite Stockholm Syndrome with one of the most iconic techno/house songs of all time, "

Do Mind If I Do: Voting

Oct 25th, 2018 1h 7m

Writer/photographer and all around patriot, John de Guzman, joins Aaron as they try to convince anonymous comedian, "Alexis," that voting is the best! Is it too overwhelming to be up on politics? Or is now the time to be more involved than ever

The Wire

Oct 18th, 2018 54m 56s

Shane Nepveu (Red Oaks) and Rob Penty (Magnet Theater) try to convince Aaron to finish watching the supposed greatest show of all time, The Wire. Can Aaron ever learn to appreciate McNulty despite his flaws? Or is this just a bummer show when t

Tequila

Oct 11th, 2018 1h 26m

Jeanette Moreland (History Channel) and Glenn Navia (Great American Broadcasting Company) invite Aaron into The Sound Distillery NYC for a lovely chat over copious amounts of tequila. Is this booze a celebration? Or is it the liquid form of reg

Mission Impossible

Oct 4th, 2018 1h 12m

Filmmakers Patrick Willems and Wade Cushner try to help Aaron enjoy the Mission Impossible films, while seeing past the Tom Cruiseyness of it all. Will he admit that no one will ever be as pure and as good as Luther is? Or will he run away from

Bob's Burgers

Sep 27th, 2018 1h 3m

Big time Belcher fans, NJ Agwuna (Theater director/VO artist) and Karina Sahlin (We're Just Here To Help) show Aaron the true meaning of family with Bob's Burgers. Can he be made to like a show that he probably should already? I mean, seriously

Local Politics

Sep 20th, 2018 1h 9m

Comedians Simone Norman (Ocasio 2018) and Dan Iwrey (NYC government) join Aaron for a town hall meeting of their three-person non-town. Can these two people who actually give back to their community help spark activity & outreach in his life? O

Spiders: Live!

Sep 13th, 2018 1h 17m

Arachnologists Cheryl Hayashi and Lou Sorkin from the American Museum of Natural History try to help Aaron get over his fear of spiders, live on stage at the Magnet Theater. Can Aaron ever like something that clocks in at a full -10? Or was he

Sailor Moon

Sep 6th, 2018 1h 14m

Jordan D. White (Marvel Comics) and Sarah Seeds (Riding the D with Dr. Seeds) show Aaron the power of love and friendship and all of that bullshit as they dive into the magical world of Sailor Moon. Can a 30-year-old with no nostalgic love for

Minions

Aug 30th, 2018 45m 26s

Can a 4-year-old named James and Cadma from Bitten Apple TV show Aaron the bright side of these despicable Minions? Or are they a franchise completely void of any depth of story telling or humor, and is just some weird yellow guys saying, "bana

Pokémon

Aug 23rd, 2018 1h 4m

Comedians Brian Gurien and Austen Fisher help Aaron work through the morality of Pokémon. Or Pokemon, if that's the spelling you used to search for this episode, in which case, hi new friend! Can they convince him that these cute monsters are t

Minisode: Anxiety

Aug 16th, 2018 24m 11s

No guests this week. Just a peak into the brain of a guy with anxiety.Hosted by Aaron GoldLogo by Omri KadimTheme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron GoldTheme performed by Mickey WoyshnerEmail at [email protected]'t