Welcome to episode 235 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie discusses her new book and chatting on Twitter with charming actors from Westworld, Patrick waxes rhapsodic about his upcoming visit to New York, and Nathan is budy

DQYDJ Ep 234: Don't You DARE Take Carrie Fisher, 2016!

Dec 24th, 2016 36m 55s

Welcome to episode 234 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie threatens to hunt down 2016 if it even breathes wrong near Carrie Fisher, Patrick and Nathan are out sick with sinus infections, and Jerry is busy recording videos

DQYDJ Ep 233: All I Want For Christmas Is HRT

Dec 18th, 2016 36m 50s

Feliz navidad and welcome to episode 233 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie details the joys of perimenopause brain, Patrick is NOT in the mood for holiday hijinks, and Nathan plans what he's going to say to Bette Midler n

DQYDJ Special Ep 7: We Love You, Joe In Philly!

Dec 1st, 2016 45m 18s

Welcome to special episode 7 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Fairy Princess Holly from We're Mean Because You're Stupid and Matty Malone create a special crossover event with Melanie to talk about our favorite sportsball fanati

DQYDJ Ep 232: Don't Call It A Comeback

Jul 2nd, 2016 33m 21s

Welcome to episode 232 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the boys are once again unavailable, and it's a Fourth of July miracle with Jerry, Patrick, Nathan, AND Melanie! Whee! Send us email: [email protected] Send us voice

DQYDJ Ep 231: It's Not Supposed To Snow In May, Dammit!

Jul 2nd, 2016 43m 20s

Welcome to episode 231 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where the boys are once again unavailable, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in once again -- woohoo! Send us email: [email protected]

DQYDJ Ep 230: Wait, We Have A Podcast?

Jan 13th, 2016 42m 9s

Welcome to episode 230 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we ring in 2016 by talking about sex and publishing, and Melanie calls upon guest host Epilonious to keep the show moving.Send us email: [email protected] Send us voi

DQYDJ Ep 229: Bringing The Payne

Oct 8th, 2015 43m 57s

Welcome to episode 229 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are in Deisneyworld celebrating their honeymoon, Jerry is somewhere in Boston, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epilonious to fill in

DQYDJ Ep 228: Gauche Coke Fiends

Sep 22nd, 2015 47m 32s

Welcome to episode 228 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are still off moving Nana's Naughty Knickers to its new temporary home, Jerry is a busy man, and Melanie calls upon guest hosts L.D. Blakeley and Epiloni

DQYDJ Ep 227: Smiling White Women Eating Salad

Sep 15th, 2015 55m 16s

Welcome to episode 227 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick and Nathan are off helping to move Nana's Naughty Knickers off to its new temporary home, Jerry is too old to stay up late, and Melanie is left on her own. Or is sh

DQYDJ Ep 226: Hey Baby, I Think I'm Gonna Marry You!

Sep 5th, 2015 21m 12s

Welcome to episode 226 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie follows Patrick and Nathan on their wedding day! Includes the hilarious and heartwarming wedding ceremony conducted by the Vicar of Plano herself, with Jerry and St

DQYDJ Ep 225: We're The Gays, We Break The Rules

Aug 20th, 2015 30m 46s

Welcome to episode 225 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick pimps for Disney Gift Cards (gotta pay off that honeymoon somehow), Nathan is FINE, he tells you, FINE, and Melanie just goes along for the ride.Send us email: dqy

DQYDJ Ep 224: Five Hydrangeas Short

Aug 20th, 2015 34m 27s

Welcome to episode 224 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie apologizes for the fact that she sounds like a robot and wants you all to go buy her new book DEEP WATER (written as Nicola Cameron) because it's dedicated to Natha

DQYDJ Ep 223: Our Colors Are Blush And Bashful

Aug 20th, 2015 39m 22s

Welcome to episode 223 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Patrick talks ALL about the wedding plans and makes it clear that he doesn't wear leather, Nathan tries to get a word in edgewise, and Melanie still thinks that creamy cole

DQYDJ Ep 222: Nifty Shit

Aug 4th, 2015 34m 55s

Welcome to episode 222 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is joined by Jerry and the peripatetic L.D. Blakeley once again to talk more about writing, Alexa, and other nifty shit.Send us email: [email protected] Send

DQYDJ Ep 221: A Pretty, Pretty Smut Princess

Jun 3rd, 2015 26m 8s

Welcome to episode 221 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie is the only one available to record. So she invited L.D. Blakeley on to talk about smut writing, wine, and why Mads Mikkelsen is so creepy hot on Hannibal (we decid

DQYDJ Ep 220: Idea Seeds

May 25th, 2015 39m 32s

Welcome to episode 220 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is plowing through his trilogy, Melanie partied with romance cover models, and Patrick and Nathan are busy rehearsing.Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

DQYDJ Ep 219: Filter Out The Crazy

May 11th, 2015 29m 40s

Welcome to episode 219 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Pat is blowing up his eggs, Jerry regales us with a tale of Teh Crazy, and Melanie is making weird ice cream.Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485

DQYDJ Ep 218: We Are All Stars

May 5th, 2015 30m 31s

Welcome to episode 218 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Melanie is being wrapped in duct tape, Pat gets pulled over, and Jerry is making sure that the podcast is on all the hot new devices, bless him!We have voicemail! Epilonious D

DQYDJ Ep 217: Feed Melanie's Pussy

Apr 22nd, 2015 35m 10s

Welcome to episode 217 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" Yes, we're back, bitches! Well, some of us are -- Patrick and Nathan are off rehearsing/auditioning, so Melanie talks about life lessons from RuPaul's Drag Race, Jerry gets a new

DQYDJ Ep 216: Just The Tip

Oct 10th, 2014 40m 59s

Welcome to episode 216 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we mourn the demise of Saturday morning cartoons, discuss which sideshow performers from American Horror Story: Freak Show we want to sleep with, and Patrick explains how h

DQYDJ Ep 215: We're Back, Bitches!

Sep 30th, 2014 34m 40s

Welcome to episode 215 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where we have returned from our summer hiatus (that's our story and we're sticking to it).Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-9485THE

DQYDJ Ep 214: It's Vera!

Sep 26th, 2014 38m 28s

Welcome to episode 214 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Jerry is once again traveling the world so Melanie, Patrick, and Nathan welcome Auntie Vera Charles to the show as our special guest. Yes, it's a particularly hilarious act

DQYDJ Ep 213: Writing In My Judgement Notebook

Jun 23rd, 2014 54m 25s

Welcome to episode 213 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where The Talent is off at tech week rehearsal, so Melanie, Jerry and special guest host Nathan welcome Peter "Epilonious" White to the show as a guest host, and the delightful K

DQYDJ Ep 212: We're All Busy Lesbians

Jun 23rd, 2014 30m 40s

Welcome to episode 212 of "Don't Quit Your Day Job: The Podcast!" where Melanie turns into a cleaning wizard, Jerry has a drama-filled day, and Patrick a good man, Charlie Brown!Send us email: [email protected] Send us voicemail: 972-696-