A 365 pound man ordered a pizza and was angry because he ordered garlic knots and didn't get them. He was so angry that he ended up punching the delivery man in the face. We're going to go out on a limb and say that he didn't get a tip.

An Australian man filled his entire vehicle with water and drove it to the liquor store. He was wearing scuba gear and had modified the vehicle so that you could drive it with water. That is certainly one way to do a beer run. The Honch then tells us about his parents getting 'flooded' out at the car wash, after wrapping up a date with his new girlfriend.

Also 'just in', a worker at a Best Buy in Hawaii had noticed a man stealing from the location more than once, so she attacked the man. As Gordy stated, "she wasn't having it." What some didn't know is that the worker had put in her 2 week notice to leave the company, but she was fired for the altercation.

A Kansas man has asked the judge to settle divorce terms with things like property taxes, by having a sword fight. He asked for time to train so that he could train for the bout. Just so you know, the Honch would sword fight his wife, and Gordy had a TV 'thrown' or pushed onto his head.

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