After once again promising we’d get to our next movie recap featuring a Bond actor in another role ages ago, we are FINALLY back to continue our series as we move back into George Lazenby territory and looking at his first film post Bond in the…uh…interesting movie that is Universal Soldier from 1971. Do we get anything that is happening in this movie? Is this movie basically a biopic of George Lazenby in the 70s? Why do we think George Lazenby looks hot with this long hair and moustache? Are we glad there is a hovercraft in this film and are we getting close to bingo? How excited are we to discover the Joe Palooka franchise and when will we be covering it? Does this movie have any sense of a plot at all? Do we want to smoke some wacky tobacky to maybe understand this? And what do we think about fingers up the butt? It’s a wild ride that might be an interesting one that you will never forget, so get to listening and get yourself ready for a strange one!

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