Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Late post due to losing power at the end of the show; Roseanne v. Ambien; Paris Jackson v. rain; Michel Rubini from the Wrecking Crew calls in to talk about the music he made & the women he laid; social media has thoughts on Brigitte Nielsen's pregnancy & the Bachelorette is back & fill to the brim with douche.Roseanne is blaming her unfunny jokes on the Ambien Walrus. But don't worry fans, the cast is meeting today to figure something out because they are very concerned about their j̶o̶b̶s̶ fans. FAKE!!Donald Trump inserted himself into the Roseanne controversy by asking for an apology from Bob Iger & calling out a perceived media bias.Weezer did an uninspired cover of Africa from Toto, but they didn't really have fun with it or make it their own. In order to thwart a massive global malware attack from the Russians all you need to do is unplug your router, wait 30 seconds & then plug it back in... easy.Charlie Sheen wants to replace Roseanne with a reboot of him on Two & A Half Men. Trouble is Charlie died his way out of the show last time.Maz update: Maz blew off Drew & the game last night to clean his house before his parents arrival & he still won't take his autographed DMP shirt that's been laying around the studio for weeks.Mary Kay Letourneau has the ugliest cry face ever."Conspiracy Al" calls in to touch base on the Michael Anthony debate yesterday & concedes that Drew was right! We also find out that Al has one of the weakest connections to Maz possible & find out what Maz's vetting process consists of- nothing.Former wife of Flavor Flav & Celebrity Rehab alum Brigitte Nielsen got knocked up at the terminal age of 54.Michel Rubini has a new book Life In The Key Of Rubini. He calls the studio to talk about playing with The Moknkees, Frank Zappa & the Wrecking Crew. Michel also tells us about switching from ROCKING to composing, dealing with loving an addict, working for Jimmy Bowen & partying HARD!ABC seemingly uses Maz's vetting process for the contestants on the Bachelorette.NOFX thought they could pull off a Vegas massacre joke at their latest show. Dave & Mahoney in the morning are taking a hard stand against NOFX."Active Shooter" the school shooting simulator got pulled off of Steam before it's release.Paris Jackson noped out of a DIOR fashion show after alleging that the company was torturing the horses. DIOR alleges that it was really because she couldn't deal with a little rain.Jermaine Jackson's ex wife wants $35K/month for spousal support. It, once again, leaves us in the position of defending someone we don't want to defend.Francis Bean Cobain's ex is suing Courtney for putting a hit on him.It's male model vs. human chicken on the Bachelorette.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand no power.