Coming at you from Qarthantine, all five friends returned to watch the finale of the Draggos & Doggos Show, one year later. Our takes are microwaved, i.e. they're scalding on the outside, ice-cold in the center. Confusing analogies! Copious eye

Do Incest, Do Crimes (S8E5)

May 14th, 2019 1h 19m

King’s Landing got decimated and SO DID WE. *airhorn sound* A drunken, desperate bid to recall the order of events and make sense of our feelings. This is the penultimate episode (sob!), all about Season 8 Episode 5, “The Bells”. Find us on Tw

After the Battle It's the Afterparty (S8E4)

May 7th, 2019 1h 13m

And after the party it’s… Cersei’s baby shower in King’s Landing, of course, hosted by Qyburn and his Qlavicles! The post-Night King world is all convos, parlays, and f*cking, and honestly we’re #DracarysAF. The gang drinks frosé and gets chatt

Everybody's Out Here Doing the Most (S8E3)

Apr 30th, 2019 1h 13m

We see your “greatest battle in TV history” and raise you the “drunkest episode in podcast history”. Lyanna & Lady Brat tried to murder each other with whiskey for some reason, and might not even talk about everything they’re supposed to. This

I Steal Things, I F*ck Now (S8E2)

Apr 24th, 2019 1h 19m

These thirsty girls are horny for that character development! We are full of giant's milk and ready to pod in this highly quotable chicks-only episode of DGOT, talking about Season 8 Episode 2, “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms”. Find us on Twitt

My Preferred Pronoun is Raven (S8E1)

Apr 16th, 2019 1h 10m

We've finally got something new to talk about, and we only bungle it a little! Your favorite drunks are back with a Season 8 premiere recap & boy howdy, we're ready for that Universal Studios dragon coaster. The word we are searching for is "as

Pregame of Thrones: Westeros’s Hottest Club Has Everything

Apr 12th, 2019 1h 29m

Listeners, send blow. This is our first and last time rewatching & pregaming Season 7, and we’re not sure we’re gonna make it to the new episodes. In the meantime, be sure to always pee before sheathing your weapon (you might get a UTI).

Pregame of Thrones: Littlefinger's Vision Board

Apr 2nd, 2019 1h 31m

Do you prefer your hands cold or gold? How chill was that pie? And… Aeg? Her? The conference rooms were all booked so we had to meet on this shaky-ass bridge in a thunderstorm to discuss these important questions about Season 6.

Pregame of Thrones: Sansa Becomes the Captain of the Miami Police Department

Mar 29th, 2019 1h 21m

Nuance? More like BOOance! Lil Glug & company got extremely gin drunk and chatty for Season 5, dear viewers. Lyanna spills on her own rug. Also, The Night’s Watch election definitely happens this season- sorry to Jayne, who was right the first

Pregame of Thrones: Bringing Avocado Toast to Meereen

Mar 20th, 2019 1h 16m

“If you go home with somebody, and they chop up a book, don’t f*ck them.” -some Westerosi Memelord Thoughts on Season Four, a lot of airhorn, and we all drink from a skull. Apologies to Willas Tyrell, who exists. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot

Pregame of Thrones: But We're the Nerds of Our Frat

Mar 14th, 2019 1h 11m

Listener drinking game: drink every time someone says “problematic”. This is us talking about Season Three, and BONUS: the new trailer. Hype intensifies. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @drinkinggot for themed drink recipes

Pregame of Thrones: To Go Yeet, You Must Go West

Mar 7th, 2019 1h 2m

Four pals drink straight wildfire and discuss Season Two, A Clash of Kings, and rat buckets. 10/10, would torture again.

Pregame of Thrones: Endless Summer's Eve

Feb 26th, 2019 1h 23m

All five friends are back for the gear-up to Season 8, getting both deep AND stupid as we discuss the beginning of the story that will henceforth be known as A Book Report of Cold and Hot. Find us on Twitter @DrinkingGot_BK and on Instagram @dr

Incesteros Is Still Besteros (S7E07)

Aug 29th, 2017 1h 13m

It's the big finale! The Gang Brings a Powerpoint Presentation to King's Landing and Qyburn & a reanimated hand have better chemistry than Jon & Dany. Lyanna and Lady Brat have a little hair of the direwolf on Monday afternoon following a parti

Bringing Shame on Our Fathers’ Houses (S7E06)

Aug 21st, 2017 1h 4m

Lyanna & Toast- thots beyond the wall- wanna tell you how, specifically, each of these men can get it. We’ve literally just given up. Here’s the porn we talk about: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph597e503d90731

Gendry's Hammer Was Inside Us All Along (S7E05)

Aug 15th, 2017 59m 2s

Consumer warning: Plot Armor does not protect against pregnancy or STDs. Jayne, Lady Brat, Lyanna, and Toast discuss "Eastwatch" and mostly suck at it. 5 stars / fuck these people.

Cave Paintings & Analingus (S7E04)

Aug 8th, 2017 1h 3m

This is a straight-up Loot Trainwreck. Talking mostly about Bronn- with Jayne Snow, Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, Toast the Direllama, and special guest Ice. If you recognize his voice, you already listen to too many Game of Thrones podcast

Wanna Spit Roast Her, Bro? (S7E03)

Jul 31st, 2017 1h 13m

Debating the age-old question, "Does she like a finger in the bum?" Also, did you know that literally anybody can have a podcast? Starring The Bear, Jayne Snow, Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, and Toast the Direllama.

Jerkin' It to Cthulhu (S7E02)

Jul 25th, 2017 1h 17m

LOOK WE ALREADY KNOW WE GOT EVERYTHING WRONG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WATCH & PODCAST DRUNK. But we *can* tell you that Westeros finally got dial-up internet, and everyone is getting high on crushed dragonglass. With The Bear, Lady Brat,

Samwell Tarly & the Chamber Pot of Secrets (S7E01)

Jul 17th, 2017 1h 9m

The Season 7 Premiere was a very classy affair where we drank Veuve and said c*nt a lot. With Lyanna of the Bowery, Toast the Direllama, Lady Brat of the Blackwater, and Jayne Snow.

Pregame of Thrones: We Need to Talk About Kevan

Jul 10th, 2017 1h 12m

The Bear, Jayne, Lady Brat, and Lyanna all shout over each other, competing to see who has the worst analysis of Season Six. Also: portmanteaus, vore, O-faces, and no one mentions Hodor until the last 3 minutes because we all had repressed the

Pregame of Thrones: Kinky/Extra

Jul 6th, 2017 55m 52s

Toast & Lyanna know you don't like Season 5 so we scanned the whole thing for the sex scenes like a couple of frat boys. We're disappointments.

Pregame of Thrones: The Gang Gets Gross

Jul 1st, 2017 49m

80% Wikipedia, 20% burping. With Lyanna, Jayne, and Toast talking about Season 4, kinda. Lots of inaccuracies, DON'T @ ME

Pregame of Thrones: A Boner Is Produced

Jun 21st, 2017 1h 10m

Jayne MANSPLAINS to Lyanna and Lady Brat how dicks work. JK they really had no idea. (This episode is about Season 3, sort of.)

Pregame of Thrones: All Tangent, All Filler

Jun 14th, 2017 1h 3m

In Pentos, we eat... drink... fahck. And on this podcast, we make fools of ourselves talking about Season 2 of Game of Thrones for our weekly lead-up to the new season. With Lady Brat, Lyanna of the Bowery, Jayne Snow, and Elaine the Bear.