a.k.a.`Health boundary hogs` and `Butt Straw McGraw` Fuck yeah. We're live with Drunk Safari veterans JOE WADLINGTON and SARAH GAILEY for a self-care animal extravaganza. We talk coping mechanisms, things that roll into a ball, mom being a bitc

It's a Whole Mess

Sep 12th, 2019 25m 1s

a.k.a. Buzz Buzz fish Fish scientist KASSANDRA FORD is here to electrify you with her knowledge of the ocean's vibrators. Or electric fish. Whatever. We get into little bitty buzzers and ALSO electric eels. Show Notes Kassandra Ford on Twit

The Cloacal Kiss

Aug 9th, 2019 40m 22s

Paleontologist and pal, LEE HALL is back to talk about the UNDENIABLY best dinosaur. We get into the T-Rex in all their tiny-armed glory, and learn my new favorite term: the cloacal kiss. So. Hold on to your butts. Show Notes COME SEE DRUNK

That Game of Thrones Sh*t

Jul 26th, 2019 37m 29s

Anyone who knows me, Maggie, the host of this show, knows that spotted hyenas are my absolute FAVORITE animal. So it is with GREAT PERSONAL HAPPINESS that we have hyena scientist ARJUN DHEER here to 1.) correct my misconceptions about them and

Genetic F*ckery

Jul 12th, 2019 40m 50s

a.k.a. 'Forest Hags’ and ‘Shouldn’t-be-tigers’ TARA MARSDEN is here to talk about the world's undeniably greatest and most photogenic primate, the orangutan. We get into why you shouldn't use so much palm oil and also why you should NEVER make

I Blame Everyone

Jun 21st, 2019 43m 13s

a.k.a. 'The Sociopaths of the Skies' and 'Fashion Alien Dogs' We get into animals sociopathic and weird, with special guest RYAN BOYD! You've probably been physically and emotionally assaulted by a Canada goose, but have you ever even heard of

Live Show: For the 'Gram

Jun 14th, 2019 46m 57s

It's our first ever live show! We had the best time ever at the Betabrand store with real humans! In an actual space! Thank you to all who came out, but especially to guests RED SCOTT-- who was a Mouse Deer Scientist-- and MEG ELISON-- who was

F*ck You, Mike!

May 31st, 2019 41m 42s

a.k.a. “Iratus Alienus Equis (Angry alien horses)” and the “I’m not mad I’m just disappointed foxes” The charming and hilarious BECCA HENRY is here, with some of her best dating woes. And also animal information. Whatever, we're here for it. He

Ends with Anus

May 17th, 2019 31m 38s

a.k.a. ‘round bellied bossy barkers’ and ‘SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE! fish’ Fabulous and beautiful and talented comic book author and artist MARI NAOMI is BACK to talk with another adorable mammal! We get into prairie dogs (who can be pets???) an

Horny for Facts

May 10th, 2019 34m

a.k.a. ‘babykillers’ and ‘my little burrow bois’ Happy 69th episode of Drunk Safari, pals! We celebrated by having special guest BARUCH PORRAS-HERNANDEZ on to talk about bunnies and turtles, bc we LOVE YOU and we LOVE BARUCH and so this is our

Does this Blueberry Bring Joy?

May 3rd, 2019 34m 29s

a.k.a. 'whiskey jacks' Corvid queen and friend of the show KAELI SWIFT is back! She's here to tell us about the world's most adorable corvid the CANADA JAY. We get into smoky eyes, sticky sticky sticky sticky saliva and also objective adorablen

Straight Outta Peter Jackson

Apr 19th, 2019 37m 14s

a.k.a. ‘weinerdog birds’ and ‘jamba butt juice dogs’ Let's get into animals land-bound and stinky, with gentleman pal CASEY CHILDERS! We talk Kakapos-- a flightless parrot-- and lesser anteaters-- a odiferous mammal-- and also sex trenches. All

BACKFLIP!

Apr 5th, 2019 39m 58s

a.k.a. ‘misplaced furry pancakes’ and ‘the count of monte kitty-stos' Love of my life and beard face ADAM WOLF is back, to talk about the raviolis of the forest, SOUTHERN FLYING SQUIRRELS. Inspired by John Vaillant's amazing book, The Tiger, I

Pugilistic Engines of Destruction

Mar 29th, 2019 35m 3s

a.k.a. ‘fuzz captains’ and ‘our little miracle buddies’ Stick it to big hamster, and listen to this episode featuring the magnificent CHARLIE JANE ANDERS, as we get into GERBILS and GOLDFISH! Learn more about your favorite pets and also erase t

Embarrassed and Undignified

Mar 22nd, 2019 38m 54s

aka ‘idiokiwis’ and ‘OM NOM ursis’es’ He's back! Friend, scientist, and mensch RED SCOTT is back to talk about the only animal he doesn't like-- the kiwi. We get into flightless birds, India's historically dancing bears, and also, the gently te

Urine Drenched Death

Mar 8th, 2019 38m 54s

a.k.a. 'snow floof’s' IMOGEN CANCELLARE: lady's lady, man's lady, lady about town. She's here to educate your effin face off about SNOW LEOPARDS.They're floofy. They're beautiful. They're mysterious. I know. We're excited, too. We get into it,

Put it in my Mouth: Does it Fit? Checks Out

Mar 1st, 2019 32m 52s

Come one and come all, and meet the world's most adorable and doting father, the THREE SPINE STICKLEBACK! We get into it with SciComm queen and absolute goddess SARA SMITH WUITCHIK. It may not be the world's most charismatic fish in the world,

One Hole to Rule Them All

Feb 22nd, 2019 23m 26s

Join us with SciComm pal DUSTIN GROWICK as we explore what is true and what is not about Jurassic Park's wiliest villains: the velociraptors. We talk size, feathers, speed, and of course, cloacas. Hold on to your butts. Show Notes Dustin on

Rub Them To Poop

Feb 15th, 2019 21m 24s

a.k.a. ‘blue babies’ Actual scientist EARYN MCGEE is here to, to educate you about some spiny lovely lizards! We get into toe clippings (it's more than you'd think), curiousity in STEM and also, poop. Show Notes Earyn on Twitter Maggie on Tw

Looking Like They Do With Their Butthole Mouths

Feb 1st, 2019 39m 6s

‘tiny taters’ and ‘the accurate portrayal of heterosexuality-pus’ First time guest TIRUMARI JOTHI is here to blow your mind with the world's hardiest and most lovable invertebrates! We get into some extreme situations, and some silly heterosexu

Actually Dick Cheney

Jan 18th, 2019 34m 6s

Actual scientist and very patient human KAELI SWIFT is here to get you fuckin jazzed on the birds in your backyard! Get inspired to go birding, but like, all the time, as we talk about our smartest, wiliest urban neighbors. Also, that mask? Fro

Screaming Liars

Jan 11th, 2019 26m 41s

a.k.a. ‘flashy screamer bird’ and ‘bunchilla’ Super important and totally real scientist JENNIFER LAUGHRAN is back to talk about her least favorite animal: the peacock. We talk about liars and showoffs, and also the rare Peruvian bunny chinchil

Searching for Dung

Dec 28th, 2018 33m 56s

'blood sucker mcgarigals’ and ‘creaky squeaky dumplings’ She's baaaaack! KELLY ANNEKAN is here to talk about yet another unsettling animal to shine her brilliant light upon-- the vampire bat. We talk bloodsuckers, wings, and also the squeaking

The Vulture of the Hot Buffet

Dec 21st, 2018 43m 28s

'winged reply guys’ and ‘chicka-chicka-doom-doom’ IVAN HERNANDEZ is back for a heroic third time to talk about his least favorite animal, Scarlet Macaws. We get into his Floridian heritage and hot buffet habits, along with a little crash cours

Always Come a’ Scuttling

Dec 7th, 2018 31m 30s

‘the earth’s public lice’ and ‘the great allegory bird’ The Milky Way Galaxy's greatest person MEG ELISON is back, and she's here to hate on a crab, whose migratory habits are nightmarish at best. We get into extinction with Dodo Birds and unse