Young people are very accommodating to old farts like PJ who don't know what they're up to. He's now been vaccinated along with a load of other random people, and he tries to warn Suzanne about the impossibility of breaking up with your GP. She goes postal on her kids over greed. The Brits don't need tickets to anywhere, they just arrive. Suzanne has a movie moment in Arklow and PJ hates sea swimming but he's going to do it this week with Fiona Lambert for a great cause. They both think it's unfortunate that we're living through a pandemic and not a war so we can't send all the young people off on tanks. PJ applies for the job of Dublin Nightmare as he very much sees bins, speed bumps and traffic lights in his future. There are animal facts featuring otters, dogs, pigs, cats and sperm whales. PJ threatens Suzanne over food he makes that she will like even though it isn't beige. Suzanne has complicated feelings about handstands and shite people are like takeaways. Look, it's feckin' Dubland, what do you want from us?

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