Empty Headed Podcast

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After a long, long absence due to yep, you guessed it, Covid-19, Dave & Morty are back for a rather short Episode 29! A couple of news stories, hypotheticals, riddles and a rather funny poem ease us all back in to the podcast. The story will return next time! *Due to technical difficulties the episode ended early and the audio quality might not be perfect. Thanks for sticking with us*
2020! What a year! Here is a collection of our highs & lows from the past year. Thank you for coming on this journey with us, as we have found our feet trying out different sections & adapting to our new set up. It's been fun. All the best for 2021! Cheers Dave & Morty. Subscribe, comment, like and share yadayada! Twitter @PodcastEHP Instagram: @EHPodcast Spotify, SoundCloud & other podcast apps - search 'Empty Headed Podcast'
In this episode we talk about sink holes, body modifications, cannibals and bodyguards. Morty has some hypothetical questions and a quiz for Dave, who has some riddles. No new story this time to finish the episode! Instead we listen back to the story that began the Cliftley saga, Morty's, 'The Love Below'. His first original story from way back when! If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a like and leave a comment. Why not a share too? Much love, Dave & Morty Join us on www.twitch.tv/emptyheadedpodcast to get involved in the chat. You'll be seeing the episode a week early too!
Episode 27 - Halloween Theme. Join us on www.twitch.tv/emptyheadedpodcast to get involved in the chat. You'll be seeing the episode a week early too! In this episode we talk about hidden doors and an old male prostitute's business card. The hypothetical questions return, along with a survival horror quiz for Morty. We reveal the answer to last weeks, 'Eh!? What's He Say!?' And as always with the special themed episodes, we have two original stories from both Dave and Morty. Morty opens with 'The Diary of Conrad Cuthbert' and Dave ends with 'Mr. Dorian's Used Goods Emporium'. If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a like and leave a comment. Why not a share too? Much love, Dave & Morty
Episode 26 is our first ever LIVE streamed episode. Join us on www.twitch.tv/emptyheadedpodcast to get involved in the chat. You'll be seeing it a week early too! In this episode we talk about a landmine detecting rat, an English vigilante, are aliens living among us and are we living in a simulation. Dave has a poem this week titled, 'Patience'. Mike sends us another unintelligible audio clip in 'Eh!? What's He Say!?' To finish, another original Empty Headed Story. 'Catfish' written by Dave. Sit back, relax and enjoy. If you enjoy the podcast, please give us a like and leave a comment. Why not a share too? Much love, Dave & Morty
'The Situations Dire, Danny' was written by Dave and featured in Episode 23. At his friends funeral, a strange man hands Danny a mobile phone which is about to change his life. Kidnap, black market dealings and a dodgy pharmaceutical company. Just another day in Cliftley!
The story from Episode 22 was written by Morty. A taxi driver is about to take a life threatening trip, when a mysterious figure appears in the back seat.
Episode 21's story was written by Dave. A successful dog walker from Cliftley expands his business, which leads him to uncover a sinister plot.
Episode 20 had another story by Morty, taking us back into the world of Cliftley. A young boy uncovers a dark secret in the basement of the local Arcade Club.
Episode 19 featured a dark story written by Dave. A young single man, disheartened at being single for so long begins having repetitive dreams of a mysterious dream girl.
Episode 18 was our first episode after a long five month absence due to the coronavirus pandemic. 'Flight Of The Judas' was written by Morty, featuring our very own Dave Judas as the main character, for an out of this world story!
The Empty Headed Podcast Episode 25. With Covid-19 still at large, the weird news is still quite hard to come by! News discussed this week includes creepy kids T-Shirt designs, a male chastity device and the resale of used condoms! We have some more hypothetical questions and a survival quiz for Dave. The Empty Headed Poetry Corner returns with a poem called 'The Night Before', along with the always insane 'Eh? What's he say?'. We read more messages received on the Burner Phone. Another original 'Bedtime Story' to end. One more chapter from the Gary Milan autobiography, read by Morty, and as always, more of the usual random conversation throughout. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Please hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!
Episode 24 of the Empty Headed Podcast begins with a long overdue Dave Judas rant about a totally incompetent DPD delivery driver, and a little chat about the first US election debate. Weird News is a little bare recently but the stories discussed this week include a strange sofa name (yes, it's getting that dire!), some foul-mouthed parrots, funny pet pictures and a giant wooden phallus. Some more hypothetical questions from Morty and some so-called 'confusing questions' from Dave. The Empty Headed Poetry Corner returns along with the always insane, 'Eh? What's he say?', with the answer to Mike's insanity from last week and a new one this week from Dave. As always an original 'Bedtime Story' to end. Another chapter from the Gary Milan autobiography which we started sometime ago, including a short recap. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Please hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!
We begin episode 23 of the Empty Headed Podcast with a chat about Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville...enough said! Some of the news stories discussed this week include a self amputated hand, a CIA test and a swallowed toothbrush. The usual hypothetical questions and the Empty Headed Poetry Corner return, with a rather deep one this week by Dave. The always insane 'Eh? What's he say?' is back with another unintelligible audio clip by Mike. As always an original 'Bedtime Story' to end. This week Dave brings us 'The Situation is Dire, Danny'. One of Dave's best according to Morty! Sit back, relax and enjoy! Please hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!
Dave Judas and Morty return with Episode 22 of the Empty Headed Podcast. After a chat about the new PS5 and what's been happening this past week, including possible life found in the atmosphere of Venus, we get in to the Weird News of the world. Bad advertising, top hat outrage in 1797, the world's most expensive sheep and a hoverboard riding dentist are discussed this week. The usual random hypothetical questions return, as does the Empty Headed Poetry Corner. This week features a special one from a proper poet! 'Condom Politics' by the extremely talented Anna of 'Anna's Authentic Arts'. Show her some love on Instagram and YouTube! 'Eh? What's he say?' is back with last weeks answer. Another original 'Bedtime Story' to end. This week by Morty titled 'Stick Shift'. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!
Episode 21 of the Empty Headed Podcast. A fly swatting explosion, crab fashion and the 'rate your rooster report' are some of the weird news stories discussed this week. We have the usual random hypothetical questions and another poem from the Empty Headed Poetry Corner. This week we introduce a silly little game called 'Eh? What's he say?' Where we try to figure out what Mike is saying. To end the episode we have another original 'Bedtime Story' written this week by Dave, titled 'Dog Walker, Sleep Talker'. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!
Dave and Morty return with Episode 20 of the Empty Headed Podcast! As always we kick off with some of the weird news from around the world. David Blaine's latest stunt, a creepy flip flop fetish, nuclear fallout and a couple trying to find the end of the world are some of the topics discussed this week, with a few hypothetical questions thrown in. We also have a couple more poems in this weeks Empty Headed Poetry Corner. To end the episode we have another original 'Bedtime Story' written this week by Morty, titled 'Arcade Club'. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!
Dave and Morty are back, with a huge one year anniversary Episode 19 of the Empty Headed Podcast! After we kick off with an explanation as to why the audio isn't as good due to a freak accident, we move onto the weird news of the world. 'ConVid', Matt Reeve's 'The Batman', Semen Smoothies and Neural Implants in pigs are some of the topics discussed this week, with a few hypothetical questions thrown in along with another poem from the Empty Headed Poetry Corner. To end the episode, as always, we have another original 'Bedtime Story' titled, 'Always, I See You There' written this week by Dave. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!
After a huge five month absence, Dave and Morty are back with Episode 18 of the Empty Headed Podcast! After a short catch up discussing what we've been up to in lockdown (not much)a poem and an explanation on why Morty was banned from 'Tinder', we begin as always with the weird news of the world. Sex fantasies gone wrong. What do cannibals find most tasty on a human. NASA's space toilet project. Mum's sleeping with son's best pal are all discussed this week, with a few hypothetical questions thrown in. John Lennon and Tupac fans be ready! To end the episode, as always, we have another original 'Bedtime Story' from our weird and wonderful world of Cliftley. 'Flight of the Judas' written this week by Morty. Sit back, relax and enjoy! Hit the subscribe button, leave us a comment and share, share, share!
Pulled deep from the archives, a selection of clips from long forgotten and previously thought deleted & lost episodes of The Empty Headed Podcast! Clips are from Episodes 1, 2 and 3...when the quality was poor! Stay safe, love Dave Judas & Morty
The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Peep Show' By Reece Taint, as featured on Episode 17. Cliftley window cleaner, Jim, has a rather saucy secret that he keeps from his wife. The things he sees through the window of one particular customer! Enjoy :)
The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'The Shoonies' By Dave Judas, as featured on Episode 17. Lifelong 'The Goonies' fan Toby longs for his own adventure. He final gets his wish, but it doesn't turn out to be quite what he expected. Enjoy :)
The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go; Careless Whispers' by George Wham, as featured on Episode 16. Shaun faces his worst fears and overhears something he desperately needs to stop. Enjoy :)
The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Mayday' By Philip Pylon, as featured on Episode 14. On a flight to Disneyland, Armstrong is thrown into action after a passenger loses control after his chocolate bar is secretly stolen. Enjoy :)
The Empty Headed Podcast brings you another Bedtime Story. 'Bonus Balls' by Lavender Smear, as featured on Episode 13. Sheila is in a loveless marriage. After a secret lottery win, will she stay with her husband Dennis, or will she listen to her sister and do something more sinister? Enjoy :)
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Podcast Details

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Empty Headed Podcast
Podcast Status
Potentially Inactive
Started
Aug 13th, 2019
Latest Episode
Jan 27th, 2021
Release Period
Weekly
Episodes
58
Avg. Episode Length
About 1 hour
Explicit
No
Language
English

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