Rev. Brian, an ordained clergyperson in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, will explore the Pastafarian Path to enlightenment. This spiritual journey does NOT require that you earnestly confess your transgressions and restrict your sex life to the “missionary” position; retreat into silence, meditating on your breath with a silly smile; endure a month’s days of starvation and evenings of gluttony; refrain from drinking alcohol, coffee, Coke and Pepsi and wear church sanctioned underwear; or sacrifice your son’s foreskin for your religious beliefs. Do you think life is absurd? Do you think this is funny? Yes? Congratulations—you have found The Way!