Let's take it all the way back to Spooky Empire in Tampa on Nov 3, 2019 and hear what your hosts have to say about one of our favorite topics—women in horror.__SHOW INFORMATIONInstagram: @EverythingTryingToKillYouTwitter: @horrorshowgirlsF

Ginger Snaps: Medusa Downstairs (w/Zena Dixon)

May 7th, 2021 1h 31m

This week's horror pick: Ginger Snaps (2000). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary, answer questions like: is werewolfism the best metaphor for the transition to womanhood, or is actually something more disgusting and monstrous? Did we all jus

Annihilation: That's Why Incest Is Bad

Apr 23rd, 2021 1h 5m

This week's horror pick: Annihilation (2018). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary, answer questions like: if you have Forrest Whitaker, what else do you need? Would anyone care about this story if it were all men instead of all women? When di

Angel Heart: The Everyman's Butt (w/Clay McLeod Chapman)

Apr 9th, 2021 1h 15m

This week's horror pick: Angel Heart (1987). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary welcome back our friend, Clay McLeod Chapman, to answer questions like: is this whole "Satan Shoes" thing just an elaborate ploy to promote Clay's new book? Is M

The Others (with Andrew Farmer)

Mar 26th, 2021 1h 18m

This week's horror pick: The Others (2001). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary welcome back our friend, Andrew Farmer, to answer questions like: would you want to live in a future dominated by Taco Bell? Did you take a hint from the bloodcur

Eve's Bayou: Always Slightly Swampy

Mar 12th, 2021 1h

This week's horror pick: Eve's Bayou (1997). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer questions like: Why on earth would you marry someone whose previous bajillion spouses have died? Why are none of these adults capable of having an appropr

Ganja & Hess: Don't Kink Shame

Feb 26th, 2021 1h 19m

This week's horror pick: Ganja & Hess (1973). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer questions like: How long should one date someone before it's prudent to cook for them? How is this vampirism different from most vampire lore? Wait, what

The Love Witch: D*ck-Shaped Steak

Feb 12th, 2021 1h 26m

This week's horror pick: The Love Witch (2018). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary talk with their lovely guest Adam Peacock from the podcast My Neighbors are Dead. They answer questions like: What is the best outfit in this film? Would you

Horse Girl: Pomes

Jan 29th, 2021 1h 15m

This week's horror pick: Horse Girl (2020). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer questions like: Is Sarah really sleepwalking? What is a human thermometer? How can we get men at large to behave more like the men in this film (minus Bria

Jurassic Park: Clippy

Jan 15th, 2021 1h 19m

This week's horror pick: Jurassic Park (1993). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer questions like: does this movie hold up? Is it horror? Is it because of the score? What was wrong with the triceratops? Is this film better than the boo

His House: Those Imperialist Bastards

Jan 1st, 2021 1h 19m

This week's horror pick: His House. Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer questions like: can one ever steal a child ethically? How soon can we expect to see Wunmi Mosaku in every single thing ever all the time always? Should we be heari

Mothman Prophecies: 1ndr1d c01d has entered the chat

Dec 18th, 2020 1h 21m

This week's horror pick: Mothman Prophecies (2002). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer questions like: what is the appropriate reaction to hearing a prophecy? Why the film named after the mothman when the prophetic being is Indrid Col

Thirst: Very Looney Tunes

Dec 4th, 2020 1h 19m

This week's horror pick: Thirst (2009). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer important questions like: What is it about immortality that makes humans evil, even if they don't want to be? Why are those sex scenes so fraught? How do vampi

Djinn: Lost Backstreet Boy

Nov 20th, 2020 58m 31s

This week's horror pick: The Djinn (2013). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer important questions like: What the hell, Tobe Hooper? How is there even fog in the desert and why was it not a sandstorm? Does this dude not realize that's

The Descent: What in the Live Laugh Love...?

Nov 6th, 2020 1h 25m

This week's horror pick: The Descent (2005). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer important questions like: what dirty joke would you tell your friend to distract her from her panic attack? Who gave Juno the AUDACITY? How was Gollum the

Birthday Mini: The Myspace Top 8 of Halloween Parties

Oct 30th, 2020 1h 40m

For this special birthday episode, Mary Kay McBrayer, Rachel Estridge, and Mary Beyer exchange gifts and read the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark that they wrote especially for one another. Links:Where to buy Paper Mache Mask Patterns Spec

La Llorona (2019): Hot Hot Bodyguard

Oct 23rd, 2020 1h 10m

This week's horror pick: La Llorona (2019). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary, answer important questions like: how much do we care when bad dudes get sick? Where the hell does La Llorona come from? What business does Alma have lookin' so d

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): They Want the Drippins (With Special Guest Kelly Nugent)

Oct 9th, 2020 1h 6m

This week's horror pick: the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary welcome on guest and voice actor Kelly Nugent. They answer important questions like: Why does Franklin even consort with these SOBs? How

Beast: His Detergent is Wrong for His Body Chemistry

Sep 25th, 2020 1h 33m

This week's horror pick: Beast. Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary welcome on the lovely hosts of P.S. I Love Rom Coms, Allie and Mia. They answer important questions like... what horror heroine do you channel? Is this a "beauty and the beas

No Country for Old Men: Go-Go Gadget Penis

Sep 11th, 2020 1h 3m

This week's horror pick: No Country for Old Men. Our hosts, Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer important questions like: why isn't Javier Bardem responding to Mary Kay's texts? What even was the end of this movie? What response to that hair woul

Jeepers Creepers: Defund the Police

Aug 28th, 2020 57m 28s

This week's horror pick: Jeepers Creepers. Our hosts Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer important questions like: What would Kermit the Frog look like with a J. Crew model’s head? Wait—is this monster just Mothman? Can we give this movie credit

Poltergeist: The Goku of Moms

Aug 14th, 2020 1h 17m

This week's horror pick: Poltergeist. Our hosts Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer important questions like: Do rabbits wear blazers? Is Mary’s brother a serial killer now? Are any of these men good for anything? How much authentic ectoplasm is

Devil's Advocate: Big Scary Drug Man

Jul 31st, 2020 1h 15m

Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In this episode, about Taylor Hackman's Devil's Advocate, your hosts Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary try to answer questions like these: What actor would yo

Teeth: A Lot of Blood, A Lot of Secrets, A Lot of Chanting

Jul 17th, 2020 1h 19m

Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In this episode about Teeth, your hosts Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary answer important questions like these:What is your favorite nonsensical evolutionary

What Lies Beneath: Nancy Meyers Directing Scooby Doo

Jul 3rd, 2020 1h 20m

Welcome to Everything Trying to Kill You, the comedy podcast that talks about horror movies! In episode 67 about Robert Zemeckis’ 2000 film What Lies Beneath, your hosts Mary Kay, Rachel, and Mary bring on the guest of a lifetime, Andrew Farmer