HOO! HOO! HOO! HOOHOOHOOHOO! HAH! HAH! HAH! It’s another rushed, unplanned last-minute mission! We get some more information about how morphing works, & Ax’s racism ruins the day, but is retroactively unwritten. How the fuck does time travel ev

Z-Space Transmissionsode 2 - Morphing Technology: Not That Picky

Mar 8th, 2019 1h 27m

One last mailbag, plus Brent & Jenna's thoughts on the series as a whole.

Episode 54 - You May Now Demorph

Mar 1st, 2019 31m 59s

Rachel died & all I got was this stupid bladeship

Alternasode 3 - Vore ASMR Sex Voice

Feb 22nd, 2019 51m 53s

Guess who's back, back againDavid's back, it's a terrible CYOA book

Episode 53 - Asimov's Three Laws of Jake Is A Dick

Feb 15th, 2019 37m 39s

Tune in to this week's Fandalites for the least romantic marriage proposal imaginable.

Episode 52 - A National Guardsman Catch-And-Release Program

Feb 8th, 2019 30m 43s

"Let's get loaded and get out of here" --Naomi

Episode 51 - Grand Theft Animorphs

Feb 1st, 2019 53m 6s

ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO RESCUE THE GOVERNOR?CW: There's discussion of child abuse in our final z-space transmission. If you'll find it distressing, please skip the last 5 minutes of this episode.

Episode 50 - HP/MP Restored! But you still can't morph shoes.

Jan 25th, 2019 33m 13s

Find out why lawyering is useless and means nothing on this week's Fandalites!

Episode 49 - You Can't Eat Dignity

Jan 18th, 2019 36m 59s

FEATURING ANDALITE POKEY MANS

Z-Space Transmissionsode 1 - The Love Song of J. Alfred Fandalite

Jan 11th, 2019 39m 51s

Games mentioned in this episode:Unknown ArmiesMisspent YouthHenshin!The Burning WheelMasks

Episode 48 - The Rat King

Dec 21st, 2018 38m 51s

"What kind of animorphs book you want ghostwritten?""Just fuck me up, fam"

Toominsode 1 - Ready Player Ellimist

Dec 14th, 2018 57m 51s

In the beginning there was a bird person gamer, and he said "let there be memes" and it was good.

Episode 47 - Five Beavers Are Better Than One

Dec 7th, 2018 45m 44s

Leave it to Beavers this week on Fandalites!

Episode 46 - Australia is down there like "WTF, mates?"

Nov 30th, 2018 31m 41s

The ramp-up part 2: there's a Visser in my Hummer Hole

Episode 45 - Barely Full of Rachels

Nov 16th, 2018 38m 58s

If you don't live dangerously, Rachel's leaving.

Episode 44 - Hop-a-long Cassie-dee in "Call of the Outback"

Nov 9th, 2018 29m 31s

Cassie goes "down under" in this special antipodes edition of Animorphs.

Episode 43 - Tunneling 👏 Into 👏 The 👏 Yeerk 👏 Pool 👏 Never 👏 Works 👏

Nov 2nd, 2018 43m 37s

We like Taylor more than the Helmacrons, but both are extremely unschweet. The unschweetest.

Episode 42 - Not Anything You're Going to Like

Oct 26th, 2018 40m 29s

It's another fucking Helmacrons book, everybody! Thanks. I hate it.

Episode 41 - Turning the Moon into a Sun: Good Idea or Best Idea?

Oct 19th, 2018 50m 23s

Life’s cool when you share your head! Join us on this week’s Fandalites to finally understand war.

Megasode 4 - The Steel Cage Match of Duty

Oct 5th, 2018 1h 10m

Are you there Crayak? It's me, Jake.Drink along with us!Megamorphs Cocktail Recipe #4: Rachel - Warrior Princess1 part Crater Lake Gin1 part King's Ginger liqueur3-4 dashes Scrappy's Firewater tinctureSparkling Rosépince of edible pe

Episode 40 - Rob Liefeld Andalite

Sep 28th, 2018 38m 42s

It turns out the Andalite bandits were here all along - they’re a beautiful suburban gay couple. Also all bees are comrades on this week’s Fandalites!

Episode 39 - Man: The Most Infuriating Scent

Sep 21st, 2018 32m 42s

They seen they principal's dick, and then the dracon beam blew up the buffalo

Episode 38 - You Are Having a Reaction to Mouth-Pleasures

Sep 14th, 2018 35m 26s

The Andalites are back in town (but not the good ones), Ax only cheats on Cinnabon a little & kissing is less pleasurable than chocolate. All this & more on this week’s Fandalites!

Episode 37 - I've Been Known to Get into Fights Some People Would Call Unnecessary

Sep 7th, 2018 33m 42s

Did they justLet the planeGo? And crash wherever?Oh no okay theyCrashed it into the yeerk pool1998 was a different timeOH NO IT WAS A HIGH RISE NO

Episode 36 - Vantablack Submarine

Aug 31st, 2018 35m 56s

Thrill! At the astounding adventures of Doc Visser. Gill! At the sinister plots of the inscrutable Nartec. All this & more in this months Fandalite Tales (30¢ at your local newsstand)