F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice Podcast

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I don't have abs or a good brain, I'm pretty much House-Elf Mike.  Topics include a step-by-step guide to murder-staring, separating the desire for sex and masturbation, a fishy proposition, the new Arby's vagina sandwich, long distance reconnection and discussing Asian-focused violence.   This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
Do you guys remember that scene in Space Jam where Bugs has an existential crisis over the size of his absolutely massive donger?  Topics include Niall and Dain's cancel culture corner, an indecent proposal, the Lola Bunny injustice, talking about your exes with your current partner, peeing your date's pants, first date attraction, and a whole new crop of Tinder profiles to rate. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
This week's episode is a little shorter than usual, that's just to help us transition into a more manageable 20 second format.  Topics include the cure for insanity, bringing a gun to a genital fight, fighting your girlfriend's dad for the bill, applying fashion rules to relationships, managing online relationships and a real good crop of Tinder profiles.
If you're gonna cream your jeans, you might as well make it artistic.  Topics include breaking up but in the future, getting very excited by holding hands, love lockdowns and general relationship dread and cutting ties with a lost cause.
You know what they say, kids will be kids especially when crippling themselves while sexually pleasuring themselves.  Topics include a political hot-take, Sing your own D, living and dating with herpes, being tempted during tough times, maintaining your interests in relationships and Dain's re-entry into Tinder.
Are psychic girlfriends becoming more common or are we now just waking up to reality?  Topics include a problematic predication, soup spilling seduction, learning where the dishes go, wanting your lingerie to linger a little longer, and texting back a frequent texter. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
We do our best not provide you with solid advice, but we really want to stress that we don't think it's a good idea to do anything to your penis that would cause it to make any sort of audible noise.  Topics include the rarest man, feeling like your vagina isn't good enough, walking date fury, penis popping and a terrible poop secret. This week we are proud to be sponsored by MANSCAPED.  Go to http://manscaped.com/ and get 20% off + free shipping with the code: BUDDIES20.
There's a very big announcement involving Sexmas at the end of the show, so make sure you stay around to hear what we've got planned.  Or you could skip ahead to the end, but we know you wouldn't do that... would you?  Topics include learning what Dain's scented candle is, being your true self, how to stop being attracted to women, navigating a Hall Pass, the importance of a safe word, our big Sexmas plan!
During these trying times, its important to check in on your friends and see if they're doing okay especially if they were absolutely never doing okay.  Topics include an innovative use of bodily fluids, the desire to be a classy wife, post break-up couples therapy, getting used, cum prevention techniques, bragging about being an adult.
We're just gonna let you listen to this podcast, but we're not giving it to you.  Please give us our podcast back now.  Topics include historical sex inventions, a reincarnated girlfriend, un-SIMPing your son, lock down lock out, a gift for future boyfriend(s).
Aren't you just sick and tired of never knowing whether you want to date, have sex with or just be friends with a woman?  Well, have we got a revolutionary trick for you this episode!  Topics include psychic girlfriend, giving up sex for religion, literal cabin fever, sexual tension day games, long term sex drives, an earth shattering way to deal with women, having a real sexy teacher.
Hey, America!  You did a good job and to celebrate we've got a very special episode in which we barely talk about politics because we had no idea what was going to happen when we recorded this.  Topics include a surprisingly horny coffee fact, what to do when your date falls asleep, masturbation and virginity, how to tell your partner they're not good in bed, using "faking it" as a weapon, the most important metric in which to evaluate breasts.
Welcome to this week's episode, if you'll give us a moment, we just have to finish half-heartedly deepthroating this dildo.  Topics include PS5 sadness, an abusive song, unexpected dildo desires, reverting to your original stink, neighbourly sex crimes, dealing with a broken condom.
The lines have been drawn in the sand.  You're either with us or against us.  The War on Boys begins now!  Topics include a brief history of Canadian serial killers, virtual work dress codes, supporting new hobbies, nocturnal smackdown, how to dirty talk if your partner started it, homewrecker avoidance tactics.
If we could all just take a moment to reflect on our lives for a second and see how we could be a bit more like Canadian rock superstar Chad Kroeger the world would be a better place.  Topics include engagement ring fake out, getting out of the pick-up game, STD gaslighting masterclass, giving up masturbation, the infidelity notary.
In this episode two very romantic adult men lament the troubles of being romantic teenage males.  Topics include only looking for sex online, threesome preparation, dealing with your partner having sex with someone else, teenage romance, a healthy way to get your partner to embrace a healthier way.
Dain brings big dad energy to this one and Niall insults some brains.  Topics include fortunes found in foreskin, a murdery update, a rocky honeymoon phase, annoyingly platonic dick pics, being bullied by your wife to sleep with her friend, why won't just reject men up front, an epic chronicle of perfect monster girls.
This week we bring a very important update regarding #NoSimpSeptember which we definitely take very serious and don't mock at all.  Topics include women's inability to understand kindness, the hazards of a 24/7 fetish lifestyle, keeping your relationship spontaneous with attempted murder, a double grandpa situation, engagement ring conman classics, accidentally marrying a pornstar and a sex writing segment that affects Dain to the very core of his being.
We're usually on the same page when it comes to answering questions, but when we're not we get contention boi energy.  Topics include the terrifying power of WAP, just wanting to see some fat dick, vaginal beauty standards, enjoying a sunset with a stranger, defining compatibility, the perfect gift, lingerie ownership and whole slew of new dating red flags. 
I don't know about you, Iron Man, but a Thanos snap doesn't seem like the worst idea right now.  Topics include a soupy Samurai seduction, losing your virginity with Mr. Stark, a post-break up birthday party, the most sacred of family vows, dealing with a chronic ghoster, illicit trampoline funds.
Oh boy!  I don't know what to say about this one, y'all.  I suppose this is just the energy we're bringing to the 100s.  Topics include how to slow a dude's sex roll, how to bring a little 8 Mile into your relationship, boyfriend surveillance, the finest works of T. Shakespeare, the bravest bread maneuver, Dain brings us up to a date with our favourite dreamer and Niall provides quite possibly the wildest, and hottest, sex writing segment ever.
We've done it.  Somehow, we've made it to 100 episodes and we haven't missed a single one!  Thank you so much for being on this weird, sexy and sometimes audibly uncomfortable ride with us.  We love you.  Also, if you submitted an audio clip for our 100th Episode Celebration, stay tuned at the end to hear it!  Topics include the most unpleasant sex writing Niall's ever read, an unsafe undergarment snack, the threesome desire, divorce dating opportunities, spicing things up with a new wardrobe, a Gone Girl worthy blog and a 100th Episode celebration!
Celebrate Episode 100 with us by sending in a short voice message to fbuddiespodcast[at]gmail.com! This week's train wreck of a title is the result of a terrible experiment cooked up by Niall.  Topics include a five minute conversation cap, appealing to white people, the most magical of Mikes, fanfiction discoveries, being TOO good, helping The Kid recover from a missed opportunity.
We may have missed Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean you don't need dating advice anymore.  In fact, with our inadvertent ignoring of the big V-D, you may need our advice more than ever!  Topics include the normal amount of likes to get on Tinder, hiding your success from new dates, when to offer a ride on a date, admitting your toxic behaviour, discounting non-hetro sexual experiences.
Welcome to this week's podcast episode where we fail to correctly identify or reference anything that has to do with pop culture or classic literature!  Topics include finding a boyfriend who isn't best friends with Shaggy, requiring validation from strangers, breaking up but not letting go, post-oral kissing protocol and giving up the notion of "the one."
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Podcast Details

Created by
Dain Miller & Niall Spain
Podcast Status
Sep 29th, 2018
Latest Episode
Apr 12th, 2021
Release Period
Avg. Episode Length
About 1 hour
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