This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet.

Ep. 281. Chooster 6: Where Are We?

23 days ago

Grasp the godbunny's paw and prepare for "adventure"! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazil

Ep. 280. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 12 The Promise of a Rainbow Within

30 days ago

This week, Chris takes a big ride, Matt suffers a slow and painful death that he gets to watch in its entirety, and someone learns that sometimes all you gotta do is ask and the impossible becomes possible!

Ep. 279. The Fairy Kidnap: Week 3 There’s Treats!

Mar 14th, 2024

Fey Day is back! Join Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings for another delightful romp along the river Twee as Chris outwits an old nemesis, Matt learns an important lesson about magic spells, and someone finds a SECRET PASSAGE!

Ep. 278. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 11 Two Birds with One Oops

Mar 8th, 2024

This week, Matt makes a move so cool he peer-pressures Thor, Chris toots a trumpet the best it has ever tooted (according to him), and there's a bird as big as a horse which is actually much cooler than it sounds if you think about it!

Ep. 277. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 10 Vampire Capes

Feb 25th, 2024

This week, Matt's on fire! Things get hot hot hot! Matt turns up the heat! And Chris screams at Odin some more! Golden Chandeliers!

Ep. 276. Sugarcane Island: Week 1 Water Clone Titans v. Flaring God Ducks

Feb 14th, 2024

This week the world celebrates the anniversary of the birth of the great Edward Packard and we're along for the ride! Take a break from viking stuff with a surprise read of a whole new book! Pirates! Puppies! Berries! Let's go!

Ep. 275. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 9 Watermilk, Oat Sauce, Fire Moss

Feb 7th, 2024

This week, things get spicy as Chris' love for the book is rekindled after being forced to make a choice he didn't want to and then being handsomely rewarded for it, and Matt finds someone sitting in Odin's special chair!

Ep. 274. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 8 Wild. Card. Table.

Feb 1st, 2024

This week, Chris bamboozles someone so hard even Danny Ocean would be impressed, Matt raises some Hel, and it looks like things are gonna start getting pretty wild on this here podcast!

Ep. 273. Struggle Down Under: Week FIVE with Dani and Bill from Escape This Podcast!

Jan 26th, 2024

The struggle continues! Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast and Solve This Murder return, but has anyone prepared? Will anyone remember anything about this book? Let's try anyway!

Ep. 272. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 7 Nils Father of the Gods

Jan 10th, 2024

This week, Matt gets his for going around bragging about his sweet trumpet, Chris does the most damage of any ending in any book ever, and Nils gets a promotion!

Ep. 271. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 6 Odinsigh

Jan 4th, 2024

This week, Matt goes in search of a solid toot, Chris finds a proper twist ending, and you're just going to love Finish It!'s new, business-forward philosophy!

Choosemas VI: Krampus.biz

Dec 25th, 2023

Matt becomes famous! Chris tells history's most ridiculous lie! Both bros save the day with secret messages only Carlos can understand! It's another trip to Yeti Town for another holiday season, and you better believe Krampus has a new challeng

Ep. 269. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 5 The Brain Struggles

Dec 20th, 2023

This week, Chris enjoys some good old fashioned body horror, Matt sees snakes do a neat trick, and just when you thought the boat made of fingernails couldn't get any worse, it does!

Ep. 268. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 4 Fingernail Boat Explosion

Dec 6th, 2023

This week, Matt gets bamboozled by the best, Chris goes on a wet and wild ride, and a warship made of fingernail trimmings goes boom! Now that is a gee-dee podcast!

Ep. 267. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 3 460 Doors

Nov 30th, 2023

This week, Chris achieves immortality! Also, Matt achieves immortality! UH OH! Did they get the same read? Or are they just INCREDIBLE AT THIS?!

Ep. 266. Thankschoosing 6: Buckets of Slops

Nov 23rd, 2023

Let us give Gratitudes! It's another Thankschoosing journey into a very horrible day. Matt makes the worst decision of his life! Chris finds a happy ending! Who the heck is Topher?!

Ep. 265. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 2 Equal Blowforce Will Cancel Out Any Toot

Nov 15th, 2023

This week, Chris becomes a babysitter and Matt blows it... literally AND figuratively! Ok seriously, it's more exciting than it sounds. Not a lot more. But some.

Ep. 264. The Trumpet of Terror: Week 1 The Normal Kind of Coward

Nov 9th, 2023

It's New Book Week, so you know these doofuses are going to get the same read somehow... OR WILL THEY? It's Vikingtimes so Matt takes an "outwardly pragmatic" approach, and Chris plays it safe! Thrilling!

Ep. 263. Creeptobscare ’23: Haunted Halloween Party with Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast!

Oct 31st, 2023

Happy Halloweeeeen! Dani and Bill are back IN THE FLESH to help the bros knock a couple more endings off the traditional final book of Creeptobscare. Fun was always on the menu, but no one expected a Halloween Miracle!

Ep. 262. Creeptobscare ’23: The Night of a Little Comic Shop of Knight in Screaming Tale of Tiki Island

Oct 26th, 2023

Covid can eat it! The boys are back and ready to make up for lost Creeptobscare time by tackling an entire plane of the MultiBumpsGooseVerse at once! It's a mind melter!

Ep. 261. Creeptobscare ’23: Please Don’t Feed the Vampire

Oct 4th, 2023

Creeptobscare is back! This week, it's poodle vampire time so cover that neck and prepare for spoopiness!

Ep. 260. You Are a Shark: Week 10 Kissing in the Drift

Sep 29th, 2023

This week, Chris blows Matt's mind by revealing that there's only two pages left to find in this book! Could this be the final week of this essentially sharkless adventure?