Hey everybody, it's Joel.I wanted to thank you all for listening to Florida Men, and let you know that I have a new podcast called Florida Man News. It's on the Florida Podcast Network and you can find it in your favorite podcast app. It's a bi

163 - We're Back!

Apr 1st, 2021 50m 58s

In Episode 163 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, the guys get back in the studio and let you know what they've been up to all this time.News Sources:Where we've been for the 10 monthshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTgj1HxmUb

2020-06-09

Jun 9th, 2020 3m 11s

Joel will be live on GetVokl.com to discuss today's episode at 8PM Eastern Daylight Time. Everyone is welcome, not just Patreon subscribers.https://getvokl.com/channel/florida-men

162 - Wild Dogs, Dead Birds, and Animatronic Rats

Jun 2nd, 2020 56m 58s

In Episode 162 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was attacked by a pack of wild dogs, but that wasn’t the deadliest thing that happened to her, Florida Man likes pet birds almost as much as Joel does, Florida Wo

160 - Florida Flashers, Barfly Bussers, Poultry Pelter, and Do-Good Diver

May 27th, 2020 57m 22s

In Episode 160 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man tries to enforce politeness at a liquor store, Florida Man overreacts to a spammy email, Florida Woman calls 911 about a lack of social distancing but refuses to di

NEW SHOW: Shady Side Trivia LIVE! on Sunday, May 24th, at 7pm EDT.

May 22nd, 2020 1m 27s

Watch our new Current Events Trivia Game hosted by Joel live on Sunday, May 24th, at 7pm EDT. Link to our GetVokl page:https://getvokl.com/channel/florida-men-the-podcastLink to this Sunday's Game:https://getvokl.com/live-broadcast/Trivia-with-

159 - Naked Neighbors, Knifing Ninja, Cadillac Catastrophe, and Over the Limit and Over It All

May 19th, 2020 55m 7s

In Episode 159 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man really loves his gators…on the grill and on the gridiron, Florida Man is a ninja coming at you, Florida Woman ain’t got time for this bullshit, and Florida Man prov

158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer

May 15th, 2020 8m 20s

158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder KeistererIn Episode 158 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, we discuss the differences between US Kinder Joy and the proper Kinder Egg that can be found in the rest of the world. Also, a brit shov

157 - 911 Nitwit, Beastly Bloodletter, Disney Discovery, and Forgery Failure

May 12th, 2020 53m 35s

In Episode 157 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man wants his roommate to suck the worm out, Florida Man finds his own private island is a small world after all, Florida Man dialed the wrong number for UberEats, and

156 - Listener Quickie Aachen A-Hole

May 8th, 2020 9m 51s

In Episode 156 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a pizza delivery "boy" gets a salami pie to the face courtesy of a disgruntled customer. Thanks to CONATH for submitting his story from Germany!Promotions:Join us at the True C

155 - Beach Reaper, Homework Hostage, Backyard Back Nine, and Idaho Idiot

May 5th, 2020 47m 18s

In Episode 155 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman starts a new loss prevention initiative at Walgreens, Florida woman survived nine days in a ravine, living in a house on a golf course wasn’t nearly close enough

154 - Pandemic Fugitive, Neighborhood Narcs, Disrobed Defender, and Bank Burritos

Apr 28th, 2020 36m 55s

In Episode 154 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man gets REALLY casual when working from home, Florida Man can’t tell the difference between Chipotle and Citibank, quarantine is making Florida Man narc on his neighbo

153 - Listener Quickie: Punxsutawney Problems

Apr 24th, 2020 7m 1s

In Episode 153 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Listener Mia sent us a story about—in her words—an amorously tweeked out Pennsylvania meth head drunkard. Promotions:Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July 11-12, 2

151 - Listener Quickie: Deep Goat

Apr 24th, 2020 12m 14s

In Episode 151 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, If this is your first time listening, you might want to skip to a different episode and come back to this one after you have a better opinion of us.Promotions:Join us at the Tr

152 - SpaghettiOs, Pizza, Vodka, and Cigarettes

Apr 21st, 2020 48m 46s

In Episode 152 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man uses a robodialer to order some pizza, Florida Woman does a dirty impression of the Easter Bunny, Florida Woman gets violent when she can’t feed her addictions, and

150 - Dinosaurs, Unicorns, Tigers, and Trouser Snakes

Apr 15th, 2020 52m 1s

In Episode 150 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man teaches a class of 8th graders an unscheduled anatomy lesson, Florida Woman finds a unique way to isolate from her neighbors while walking her dogs, a Florida resta

149 - Listener Quickie: 'Bama Bangers

Apr 14th, 2020 7m 19s

In Episode 149 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, an Alabama couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside the police station. Erica sent us this story, and for that we thank her.Promotions:Join u

148 - Panty Plunderer, Escort Aggressor, Canine Counterfeiter, and Villages Idiot

Apr 7th, 2020 58m 11s

In Episode 148 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman was arrested for selling counterfeit dogs, Florida Man isn’t a very sweet sugar daddy, Florida Man runs from the police even though he doesn’t have a leg to stand

147 - Listener Quickie: Poland Peeper Poker

Apr 3rd, 2020 11m 2s

In Episode 147 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Joel and Phil discuss a couple of places where you should NEVER get a tattoo. And yet, this woman from Poland did. Promotions:Join us at the True Crime Podcast Festival on July

146 - Naked Drivers, Doody Drone, and More TP Trouble

Mar 31st, 2020 54m 51s

In Episode 146 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man took Phil’s advice from last week and escalated his behavior, Florida Man took a bathroom break in the wrong room, Florida Man whipped it out at the scene of an acc

145 - Listener Quickie: Flattening the Curb

Mar 27th, 2020 18m 1s

In Episode 145 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, a Florida couple couldn't stand to be away from each other, so they hooked up outside her hospital. Sarah sent us this story, and for that we thank her.Promotions:Join us at th

144 - Coronavirus Challenger, Barnyard Bar Bingo, Hospital Hold-up, and TP Thief

Mar 24th, 2020 45m 13s

In Episode 144 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Woman shows off her tongue skills on Instagram, going viral in more ways than one, Florida Man comes up with a great idea for stopping coronavirus, Florida Man comes up

143 - Listener Quickie: Massachusetts Mystery Pooper

Mar 20th, 2020 10m 30s

In Episode 143 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, "when you gotta go, you gotta go" is not a valid legal defense for this Massachusetts woman. And they wonder why we call them Massholes.Promotions:Join us at the True Crime Pod

142 - Tampon Tosser, Traffic Laugher, Mask Tassels, and Drug Store Dick Showoff

Mar 17th, 2020 51m 46s

In Episode 142 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, Florida Man stops at a gas station for a bite, Florida Woman gets dirty after a few drinks, a Florida strip club is asking its customers to cover up, and Florida Man is asked t

141 - Listener Quickie: Manchester Milk Meanie

Mar 13th, 2020 5m 55s

In Episode 141 of Florida Men: The Official Podcast of Florida Man, listener Joe sent us a story from across the pond about the dangers of working in food service. Bonus: Joel does his Sean Connery impersonation.Promotions:Join us at the True C