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dana we got the super
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talents of jimmy fallon, jimmy fallon,
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and i are very close james
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jimmy
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fallon is on
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the show, you know, he's at home all
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right daves body day
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, i don't even or i met him i mean i must
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have this is snl som over there but
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but of click easy with that guy actually the vs
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on the show and and tonight show i thought is being
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kind of a fake fantasy was so he sees sisley
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nice and then i realize
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he's like that and he's he's is that sad
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is exactly that the glee light on as backstage
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as his aunts to his eyes his
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easy good guy knows the
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talk shows the know that he said show move and
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any that he's always in a good mood is so
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you want nice fun and
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he'll ping pong anything you throw adam
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bernier he's a great audience i think
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it's not given were talking our school
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that you do do your michael j fox impression
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yeah and ah the really carry him
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on the zoom a little bit and he just fell he
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would fall almost out of his chair
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whenever you it fall he laughs already fallen in in spin
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up the other side yeah sure how
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but
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he was a a crush snl from the get-go
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just talented, dude guitar,
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music dance, he can do it also you
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call a no-brainer, you
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think i could be a sketch player, what
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does he know right now? so
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he will, we ever
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going talk to in a cover everything? and
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we hope you like it and here's our boy,
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the good-looking guy
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a bit of a free fall in
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the best sense of the word sense is it's own it's
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a bit of barely controlled mayhem
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and laughter and we don't want to get
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any letters because i'm from the fifties don't
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write as letters about over talk as this point
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it came from his use of ness can you spell
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that david murray or of yes i guy is
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uses data
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fuck i'd be out
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really am i saw your like one hundred city
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i you know i still see other
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day and i also there's
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another word i heard i heard lately they are real serendipitous
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nine i'll settle on now now
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i see if you have learned as i entered
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in a sentence supposedly a lot i say
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why are you compliment me a few
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similarly when i mean people ah
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ok we have to do ads but here is his
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first that smooth we'd send of ramble on
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cause you don't realize we know it only we
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don't out organize our thoughts it's cooked it's called
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it's called h d look into kids are
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still sore it's anyway enjoy
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our friend james edwards
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beautiful she
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was the host so
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beautiful few questions
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yeah he gives the of
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so now
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that i'm sorry kelly a beautiful
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four sigma send
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didn't roasted didn't liking
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way to grow you know you are you going
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to be hard on me what would a regular
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yellow is as a young men
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as is like we gotta try and lawyer
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we we gotta you gotta say some
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for you know that this is a was
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so when his shop you're doing a show
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tonight and doing this yeah we've
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got a good said to my yeah we are that's very
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nice of you on me because i am the
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sky buses fuckin home this
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will be on twenty twenty three but when
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illegal or he's the leader of
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a have planted xenon
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bottle in glory fly off the soviet
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we have nor the
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f from the pentagon
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that mark of roses big as his head
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look at that sucker i know he's
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rich that might not not
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as rich as you space bullshit
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a fight his money his throw my own money bags
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silver spoon moneybags my
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wife was easy for him you know domain yea
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grew up with to the bones in his mouth
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all , classes are tied up and most
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of a big corners i
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told you juri next oregon wanders your i'm just
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doing a french accent the whole time i'll
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tell you now
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dude i'm never gonna stop he was
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such as come under your friends and the whole saw
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a number that thing we did last time we are out there
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is to like your eye and guys
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is crying a i couldn't sell five a month
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stuff i could have been for a half an hour or so
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what are some of the lessons they use
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are the goats i go the
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you know go means i think
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goal is one does people to people know that
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is put a goat emoticon or to there too
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easy with that go to that diseases
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you just put he had make the had poor
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or his best of also scots
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you know the god of ago as ago guess
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either that or got also goats
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you know a day was coming
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, yeah lobby i got my degree as
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i said can we get foul and for this podcast
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they said the word was no
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the i have a heart out one minute before
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your yes habitat there when i'm
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around earth
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yeah mine are you as art
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out dana when i do apologize do apologize i
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thanks guys are in the middle of an interview they go thanks
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the fox gonna go i , like
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i've told at all david's
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their way towards the do enough where we only if
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we gotta get going downtown day will lead
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to go gives me towards your number that we count
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david's yawns and the amount of
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little protein bars he has disease away
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i you need one other guy cousin greens is yeah
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yeah going to say wait for some of the spite of
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yeah sorry harry either i have a real
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thing to start with would do with would one like
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a to have a a have doing a whole thing
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where you going hi guys welcome back to
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fly in the wall where here with us
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fuck no have you heard his dog shit and we'd
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his wits are we recorded and the later
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oh hear his essay yeah we
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do we do enjoy the beginning where we kiss
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your ass when you're not here over in
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annapolis daily here's a funny story
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about me and jimmy i
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, either to be about you and me
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since , db it says i'm one
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is him his friends that's nice
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i put it on
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the rolodex king david and
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when i go to new york
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jimmy the three comedians i call
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or jimmy
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chris rock and quinn
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in one time about a year ago
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my we all
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the fun group so we all try to rally you know
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jimmy's really good araya jimmy's so
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busy any always rallies for dinner or something so
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we went out hill
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air and
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jimmy you're shooting at coney island or something
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and you go i'll try to get over
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after i'm done real my an hour with we
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are but that russia was so loud than i do
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remember i know yeah he was
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the other jersey other catch yeah servers
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are you use some i go i go guys
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jimmy my com as he gets and you
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beat me there that was one funny part and
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then when we when were in the
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middle of dinner and i'm just plot i'm not
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gonna pay most of the day that's all i
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think about and then
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we all leave jimmy and a new member two
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days later what are we see on twitter or yeah chris
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rock announces on twitter yes cove
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when
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we don't we , get his own has has
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a say next say see like
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ways to do with the follow chris on twitter
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to find out the find my my
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luckily i do for home and i know i have
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ah that online and then
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we ask me like what yeah you
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read about it it i will yeah
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but that wasn't i mean
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between a rock and a hard place couldn't
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i was never been done but i think that's
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a whole story most as serve as you say we had
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dinner you end up doing abusing any bids
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from the dinners where we hang out by
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, sort of it's sort of compilation
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of what are you guys said and ago the new my
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i wouldn't mind
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he said on this podcast he's looking
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for stories and david
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it does that too
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i guess i would well as a matter of mcdonalds he's
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got a ten minute chunks so he likes stories
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yeah he's a storyteller guy asked
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me straight up for my mcnuggets straight up no
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bullshit just give me your mcnuggets yeah
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why not he's going to go into it and i said
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fuck and l of i stood my ground jimmy think i'm
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a pussy but i stood my ground know
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didn't you you gave him one
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no no never
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hear me i know i know story legendarily
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the her exists is on this on your i am db to
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his left with a way
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to do something about jimmy's beginnings
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that he's never been asked that kind of interest
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node smile and the impossible
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i did a deep dive he did mccambley
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i me i love both of you guys so much i can't
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even tell you i wanna go into your career
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and your stuff and everything you've done to influence
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me you know i wanted
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to be the current i
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want to be that's my whole reason
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for getting on sorry live that was my whole
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here are david spade wrong that's
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related to
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, that no i wouldn't really and and
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was sitting behind a reason with a knife
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or yeah you're yeah you're
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third as you are my stand and sometimes
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i do this as chef rehearsals david had to
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get the dress on and sit in there for camera blocking
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which i was or a few minutes can
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you sit in their data is resting but
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jimmy you were twelve when i got
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on snl and that's what i call the
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peaked formative years like
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when i was listening monty python or whatever
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gets in your brain at that age and through
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high school so
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i appreciate your brow things like
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to him say how much i would i was
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such it as smell nerd i would i
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would recorded every siren i would be by
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myself i wouldn't be i
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had in one friends over you want anyone around me
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my parents anyone anywhere near me as one of the study
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the show and watch it and it's a videotape
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it than i remember like my favorite sketches and dynamic
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go to parties like the whatever
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on the next week or it of and i would bring videotapes
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with me with the best clips of snl
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like i was like a human you too
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the guy or watches fire was the same
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but i mean i was like i love the
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chatham broccoli
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there she went downtown
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yeah but can i know
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some hey whoa
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, a lady i know know
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i didn't i she relented
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in she , i didn't know did
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you ever put that out like i said i on spotify
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or something
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now the only thing i want to say which was
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mind blowing
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the a few years back when i did years shell
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the net i just wasn't my idea of
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at all certain ago us jimmy wants
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to do charm broccoli with an orchestra
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the never that was fucking crazy
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so that was that might drop of job right
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there was a string or for us
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and that i was playing too hot for atlanta baby
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grand i had a horrible headaches
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has new york water is flattened it but anyway
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that's just my money
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the and i target really far she's job
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since yeah i saw a teacher bible
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there's one other twenty minute bitter my
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stand up as you can imagine splitter way that
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so you jimmy we do have a a
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kismet there's a connection to
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this musicality what we do and
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in the way you do impressions and everything
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and brought a guitar i'm a i'm in my office
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or really play something for that they've
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said be asked you know dana was while
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jimmy's fussing around i have to say that but
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if you're on snl and you can play
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an instrument jimmy's like the perfect as know
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guy he plays instruments he's
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marginally good looking he
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on sex
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is monica was how did he wanted he wanted
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as toasts of
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of the year and as opposed
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to harmonic is hockey guy know it
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is for do that always i always go to do that
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supernatural is either gonna do
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is gonna wanna three their dylan's lennon
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or springsteen know what's around
12:57
brilliant brilliant village was well i
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thought maybe neil young to on
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the in new york deal needed he had just
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give me anything is this i've been
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in new york by my guess new york
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and wouldn't have a harmonica like he plays
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differently than dealing they did you young players
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that might look like with the science was like
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want more
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do you know now
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we're at purveyor i said like neil
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young neil young
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play the harmonica like with the the
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yeah i'm with didn't at with the damn nerves
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gave him his name
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and none of us military
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us military day
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we're just so fly arma law
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yeah now
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has seen how dana
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and day
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they don't ever going dave
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some people you have to get you
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have to get in the real tight circles
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then learn faster
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lotta up
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the here for high know the harmonica and screens
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midnight and really got a day with as
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as got plane with plane very clean
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think they said he did like a forty
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then i read what is the one
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remind me of the beatles oh
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of kasha gugu you
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anyway we'll talk later with him
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because the early beatles just for
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i came as i when got two beers and cabal
44:13
dog a gift to learn ago hold
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his esteem and , that
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mob or sixty three
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years
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ago i only get everyone to be in back could have
44:23
shape when i'm sixty three
44:25
without missing a beat longer that i
44:27
don't a you have any problem you
44:30
, years ago he was is a as am sorry
44:34
i don't think that will be a problem i
44:36
target there i go out on there would be that i don't want
44:38
to be that in back in shape when a six figure it's
44:40
not something you have to worry about here out of
44:42
the you have to worry about that as you
44:44
have abs the other learned as isms
44:47
because i've done some done this podcast but he
44:49
is easily philosopher when
44:51
philosopher don't know sometimes if is their original
44:54
says they're so brilliant or he gets them from
44:56
elsewhere but the remember you do the
44:58
danny did that his guess was paul
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oh he they were having dinner
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the other than i am with a with no
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guess which
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they would be paul mccartney
45:11
do no wrong paul prevents a ah
45:13
what what's easy and a joke have you get to lords
45:15
house was the directions to learn or
45:18
encounter shows are eager to
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main street and then you go right right right
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right
45:23
that's funny nine jimmy
45:26
definitely remind about as louder
45:29
had to i feel like i'm lords best friend i
45:32
out of all the snl people you've
45:34
worked longer with him as yeah
45:37
snl and then the too late show
45:39
and now so you've worked now closely
45:41
with him
45:43
the on his name twenty five years or something
45:45
to i his degree a i would say
45:47
he definitely on love and my best friend but
45:49
i mean he wasn't for him i wouldn't have gotten
45:51
late night the embassy
45:53
didn't really want me they wanted someone else
45:56
crazy and and i remember
45:58
when i heard your available
45:59
they're thing a hammer that that's so fucking perfect
46:02
i was like it if you felt like doing
46:05
one of you know we're leaving allows leaving
46:07
snl and then conan
46:09
had signed something where he was going
46:11
to get the tonight show em
46:13
six years or something five
46:15
years damn thing like that and i have signed
46:18
up they had never heard of that happening they
46:20
want they want to keep j but not lose conan
46:22
that was the compromise yeah so
46:24
i remember
46:25
maybe us in our mortgage would you ever
46:27
wanna maybe host the show
46:29
you know you can take her for conan and five years
46:32
i don't know i would do the amulet i'm going
46:34
to be the on big hollywood star
46:37
he's like this that and like amiga do movies
46:39
revenues i saw and tina fey was in
46:41
the office you like as eve greatest
46:43
you're like irish me i go to bars and talk
46:45
to people and talk to everyone
46:47
knows the threat of reality takes the i
46:50
had only had all the stuff that you that you to
46:52
do on on the talk shows that
46:54
worked hoadley as know friendly
46:56
they were just different long dance numbers
46:59
and will go out and a minute but if they
47:01
but sit so then i go a nice try
47:03
movies they didn't work at enzyme
47:06
same and then
47:07
now there is something that sandler said to be desired
47:09
clean slate trapped in paradise and a know you
47:11
had to well and i had things i was developing
47:14
with smuggle and other people but
47:16
sailor one point said me sidles up you
47:19
could do it better goes carvey ah
47:21
they don't they means of people making movies
47:23
that aren't us
47:25
they don't really know how to do
47:27
it
47:27
they don't know they don't really know how to make
47:30
it where to put the camera what do these
47:32
funny oh wow i never got a
47:34
desert
47:35
yeah it because you said somebody wants i
47:37
found fascinating the idea of you get
47:39
to the sad at five thirty and
47:41
, do saying in the block into the master shot
47:43
by for ten hours later
47:45
he said the line one hundred and fifty times
47:48
two hundred times and now you're going to say it
47:50
through that movie it's
47:52
not funny english not funny a good
47:54
ally goes out i peeked at like ten in the morning
47:57
do you want me to be funny now i'm so exhausted
47:59
and
47:59
they can't be funny and back then as i
48:02
move is weren't my thing at all but then two
48:04
then laurent of i go he
48:06
goes five years later nigga
48:09
the memory as you that they ago
48:11
the i go i'm he asked my wife could now married
48:13
sec okay so as nancy she like you
48:15
gotta do it gonna do it i'll
48:18
i mean look at the list him in the letterman
48:20
conan and you that's a great list yet
48:22
to do it even if doesn't work
48:24
though he was like i'll move to new york and
48:27
so i to the i want to do and then nbc
48:29
was
48:30
there were not sure we will be in the jimmy
48:32
sound as ah really was a
48:35
nappy all your ass and else they'll send your talk
48:37
show appearances whereas you how see video
48:39
music awards said he did great job either all
48:41
this all this whole new saying like your perfect for that
48:44
he had that was signed your guitar two thousand
48:47
stores my attitude and to recently them
48:49
one of those was at during us in our area
48:51
that was during a sale oh no those
48:54
right after as know that are leaving
48:56
the do movies and
48:58
that was like a good omen you are you
49:00
are as mass right away right yeah with
49:02
when you got on that late night so i mean pretty
49:04
much rent move work yeah
49:06
woo they kind of the i was a mass
49:08
was a strong word and ah yes masses
49:11
a stronger us
49:14
, that i say about jim
49:17
jimmy when he's not around there's
49:19
never been into one with your range
49:21
and you're range you're you're a versatile
49:24
talent wise there's no one not not
49:26
gone back to steve allen's and then also
49:28
your let your like ability is is a twelve
49:30
hour
49:31
and and your interview skills were you make
49:33
it all about the person for
49:36
a here does seem like carson's so
49:38
i thought you were like made out of of factories
49:40
and then tall and handsome i like
49:42
any good play guitar and he does delon and
49:44
he could do neil young better than neil young and
49:46
young to could make it's in it's did seat say
49:49
think them think them and jimmy are
49:51
better than use the a slice it goes on
49:53
around us so yeah i thought you were made
49:55
out of some kind of german factory v so
49:57
make the greatest talk show hosts
49:59
and what was
50:01
the voice ,
50:03
sad sad completed
50:05
a loser
50:09
really sad since loser really
50:11
from somebody a little birdie told me
50:13
that when you a justin timberlake are out there
50:15
doing all your choreography with the choreographer
50:18
that not he kicked you get is
50:20
one take this woman
50:22
does like ten steps and you like
50:24
where you can do that too so now
50:26
my might drop on complimenting
50:28
to go on how to get my present in
50:31
car have jimmy's willing to travel to coney
50:33
island for bits right
50:36
on a do like i always tell when i come new york ago
50:38
so you do the show which is already like already
50:40
beating this beating long day
50:42
of you very present and focuses were
50:44
gonna do this with we are rehearses bits
50:47
and then sometimes after the show travel
50:50
somewhere and pre taped something like
50:52
shayla wants to go on the jungle gym
50:54
and we gotta gotta you know long island for this
50:57
bit and then you gotta do bumper cars
50:59
with systems were about thirty
51:01
or then letterman stop doing that right when
51:03
you get to hit thirty in our christ sakes
51:06
into that fourth decade i think
51:08
yes it's a hard out at five
51:10
thirty rs thirty mean that
51:12
that's what how are you pacing yourself pacing think
51:14
the question right david you see i don't
51:16
the i think you know a it's it's to something
51:19
about the said spawn the that's different
51:21
than snl is because it's every
51:23
day
51:24
the us now if he did a sketch know the
51:27
tank you had a more you when you have
51:29
a week to be depressed
51:30
you know in any i that was awful so
51:32
embarrassing this one if i do it a bit
51:34
that tanks
51:35
i have another show the next day and ago a of
51:38
recovery more while you also full sail
51:40
i get ourselves read through the you're crossing your fingers
51:43
and you get on like a fifth of what you have any
51:45
fear there you like something
51:47
it's and you don't like something it's out
51:49
sounds kind of that's kind of good at least
51:51
you go with your strength you go i can
51:53
the guy can make this one work we got free riders
51:56
were in a good groove right now we got some great
51:58
writers here and good producers it's like
52:00
out super fun
52:02
you know it when it's really fun of that kind
52:04
of camp
52:05
amalia summer camp every together and
52:07
i got a bit not going to be a negative thing and it's like
52:10
that's exciting for me and so everyday
52:12
command new york oh that that's such a
52:14
dumb idea of at a level of do it could make me
52:16
laugh right and when you go on the show
52:18
dana nose up for the audience
52:20
your ear very helpful so you know
52:22
your it's a fun atmosphere you get backstage
52:25
you come back bullshit a second
52:27
and there and the you out there
52:30
if i'm stumbling through a bare your job but
52:32
and help and and may concerning work so all
52:34
that stuff health speakers
52:36
if i eat are you what you want to want to look good and
52:38
show kids go but the show keeps going still still
52:41
still so i guess assist up to
52:43
you to figure out one day if it says to me is
52:45
the only the i arrival i loved all
52:47
my host letterman everybody around
52:49
and all of them jimmy's the only one who i literally
52:52
could go out then throw
52:54
anything adam like has said any
52:57
accent any been given to start laughing
52:59
and just go right added the
53:01
yeah that's when i was singer singer
53:03
oliva unique and the next time
53:06
i'm in new york which i gotta come out soon as i
53:08
just want to hang out with you
53:09
i'm on a surprise you with something as
53:12
a don't tell me was isn't don't isn't was i know any
53:14
good
53:15
then i might i might decide when i'm behind
53:17
the curtain when you're to do some the audio
53:19
nominally i agree that to get rid jerry lewis
53:21
and the show and i did that to him
53:24
and he didn't really will roll with it it
53:26
was v is weird he was a when you i
53:28
do this now
53:29
michael's have the risk play jazz and you do the
53:31
jazz bit were like
53:33
open your mouth and he pointed i'm saying
53:35
oh my god as was really brilliant i go sister
53:37
went away with it seems it's funny guy
53:39
indigo that he goes yeah he
53:41
goes you know it's a weird again getting older
53:44
and in the city and so long
53:45
the actually a can eat when he came
53:48
out he started doing my old jerry lewis voice
53:50
the like and i first
53:52
time i was via a surge wow
53:55
really doesn't really exist they are they call
53:57
him any gazette but i'm older now and i'm in
53:59
some
53:59
the subway and i'm on the subway
54:02
and and , goes i'm
54:04
and i see this kid with died harry
54:06
as as are as he has a red
54:09
or green or blue hair and nice piercings
54:11
everywhere and is just and
54:13
i'm just looking at him and this kid goes what
54:16
are you looking at you got a problem
54:18
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54:19
a gorgeous anything as i said
54:21
no no adjusted twenty years go had sex
54:23
with the parrot i think you might be my son says
54:28
setting , summer job bills as as
54:32
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54:34
the subway that subway so ridiculous
54:37
yolk or really dark before
54:39
i crossed a crowd also funny
54:41
like know i just had sex with the parrot
54:43
twenty years ago the you might the my a
54:45
sad that's a good weird bit though and i
54:48
say like it's out of left field yeah of love
54:50
my dinner
54:52
accidentally was the ingenue
54:54
in cinder fellow this were gone back to jerry
54:57
lewis and this music scene where
54:59
, writing directing producing
55:01
his movies and
55:05
it was and then i so i did watch
55:07
some of it where he does this long stance
55:11
in on the soundstage and it and it
55:13
is avant garde it's it's it's no
55:15
wonder the of french lafitte myth of as i
55:17
appreciated it so much more i watched
55:19
it like six months ago
55:21
the idea that so many that hundred
55:23
and or another one where is getting an argument with
55:25
the boss he's today as are and is young's
55:27
yeah just
55:28
yeah that is the best thing it's unbelievable
55:30
arab and it's it's enabled might
55:33
have been called self indulgent them but now it's
55:35
like it's just keeps going and going and going
55:37
it says it's it's brilliant really i
55:39
swear i thought santa was talk my doing
55:42
a remake of center fellow the old old days
55:44
it sounds kind of up his alley heating you
55:47
can say that's true or not but i member
55:49
why did i hear that i think you really just thought that's
55:52
drought i'm just funny spit or you are
55:54
you doing a new netflix a movie you
55:57
know it's a great question jimmy question jimmy that when i
55:59
just texted you that
55:59
you got it on ah
56:05
miss he was unbelievably funny
56:07
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56:09
i'd love that you know and everyone i recommend
56:11
everywhere i'm like dude we went last what's the
56:13
wrong message you wanting believe of i never
56:15
like distance on his movie of the wrong missy
56:18
we stumbled upon and i'm finding there was
56:20
a rumor the beginning you're going to ask us questions
56:22
that i'm glad it's finally happening fast
56:24
, the wrong him as his own rumor has
56:28
like own has his eyes stuff whenever
56:30
we did two hundred really and minutes
56:32
or our they keep track of he was yeah i
56:35
sweated , really like out out
56:38
days ago at a little over
56:40
the world and you're like i can't believe the like
56:42
i'm we can't believe that
56:47
cities muddy and then like for a week
56:49
straight the like no more in the world no more in the world
56:51
i'm
56:52
the movie either a super downplayed
56:54
the missing more lap guess is so
56:56
we rate moly she was funny yeah
56:58
jim carrey s laugh
57:00
yeah like of size shut the enough
57:03
just enough to be so funny and not
57:05
annoying it was like yeah my only
57:07
done she should have won an oscar
57:10
she said she said on really i'm a lot of money you
57:12
know jimmy i was thinking that because
57:14
when tiffany had issues up for an oscar for
57:16
road trip was housing
57:18
and oh it is actually possible player
57:21
lauren could have enough for that because i mean it's a
57:23
door it's our raid and supports
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she was so good and so out of the blue
57:27
never see any like when i went over there
57:29
are so well that i was i was a that wouldn't
57:32
surprise me it wouldn't surprise me because
57:34
that stuff doesn't happen and it did not who
57:36
jews who directed the what team
57:38
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57:41
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57:44
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57:51
meeting someone today about
57:53
the movie with laura
57:54
because lauren i'm yeah they
57:56
do a doozy go wrong earth middleware
57:58
like bogey and but
57:59
was this point i've been which
58:02
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58:03
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58:09
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58:11
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58:14
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58:16
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58:18
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58:23
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58:26
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58:28
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58:30
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58:32
that and you said people have different levels of
58:34
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spade hey david david , that
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you do and a gig in that town
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and they go you gotta you gotta call into the zuko yeah
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yeah tommy ago yeah sure they go like this hey
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david we got thirty seconds okay we're
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going to put you on hold and we pick up it's going to be gym
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all right jimmy i know you've got to show [unk] pasha
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yeah enjoy low or no i love
1:12:15
thank you so much for inviting me to do the show you
1:12:17
know if you have into a my favorite
1:12:20
comedians ever a on the planet
1:12:22
and i just love both you guys so much
1:12:24
in congrats on the show and i hope it in
1:12:26
boy he goes too much no way it was fucking
1:12:29
blast i told david last night on our walkie
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talkie ago jimmy's just going to be fun
1:12:33
and you were just a blast just a
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blast all the all the questions supposed
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to as a lotta require didn't get to it was just
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surprised support of scare bad hey
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good go to the gal [unk] kola
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yeah that's the price of they kept at it
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, bye beg you boys
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1:13:13
islanders if you could go back and
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be on any season of as now other than
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your own was cast would you most
1:13:19
want to work with and what do
1:13:21
you think you could add to the mix
1:13:23
thanks for the podcasts i look forward
1:13:25
to it almost every week sometimes
1:13:28
i'm busy that soon summarizes so you i would
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if we're mail merge dana was sell his the black
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teacher that's your merge as it's god's
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classics like this is the emperor levi's
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i had to go back in time a new an snl
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cast ice this ice think
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i would probably
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wanna be on
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first year just because it was such an explosion
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of
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this blew up the whole country and no
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one saw coming i'd only i get analog
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to i'm not a super character guy
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i , knew i would just like to be there
1:14:12
because it was so cool and it was such a big
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fucking deal center of
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think you davis i think that
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i want i think about people i'd like to play with
1:14:22
i couldn't really ticket after
1:14:25
a season but i'd love to then and coneheads
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dan ackroyd or loved it done so have bill
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murray i , to do stuff
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with phil hartman and mike myers and adam
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love to be in a killer sketches will
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a six four to thirty and i played his
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why like everybody i think the current cast as
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best i hate a grumpy old man my
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my i say the current tas
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i would love to go there with chris read
1:15:10
and heidi gardner you know it's
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obviously that's all i can do
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i'm so i can ask the question cause it's it's
1:15:16
a fool's is v i enjoyed takes people
1:15:19
a long time to know the cast so
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by the time you know them wells bottom when
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they leave so the cassie
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more famous after the after ah
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when we were there and how many people new us and then you
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leave nigga hard on the such a great time meanwhile
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when said we sucked so when we
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were there and when we a half and six or this this caviar
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little talk show characters freaky
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you for asking and i keep the questions
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