Mason buys 1,500 ladybugs, hilarity ensues. Producer Shawn kicks off Health Consciousness Awareness Month with a sweet story about Mason's namesake Lucky Charms, providing Joe with ammo to judge people based on their cereal-eating habits. A new fat-shaming vending machine provides more food for thought. Lastly, a brief addendum to the epic 5-hour uniform trilogy released in March leads to suspicions of Tom Brady's immortality.

Intro: 40 by ridetola

Outro: Ladybug by Presidents of the United States of America