Steel yourselves, because we're back in the vaults and reading more smut from the now-dreaded Kristen's Collection. First, we have "Saltwater" by Komsomol, which was submitted to us as "like Dolphin Sex, but with Sharks." We enter some real dream-shaping, shark-humping absurdity where things that aren't real are apparently real anyway... and learn that claspers are pretty scary stuff.

After that, we read "Battle Monkeys" by CarlosRegerado, which is apparently based on a mobile game. If that game is anything like this story then you'll be glad you haven't played it. It features forced cuckolding for primeapes and then a twist ending that made us all feel bad about the human race existing at all.

For links and more info, head to the main episode page:http://nerdyshow.com/2017/05/friday-night-fanfiction-ep507/