Sample forbidden and horrible delicacies and profusely inappropriate renditions of already cringe-worthy TV in Baranbrat's "Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy". This... this is gonna suck. And it did. There was LOTS of sucking involved, along with

Episode 14 :: The Great Chicken War

1 Jul 7th, 2017 1h 38m

Ohhhhhh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god.We return to the works of beloved author, Mr. Comicsnix, and the pain, anguish, and laughter that all his writing bestows upon us. In this episode we tackle some old

Episode 13 :: Sir Unicocktapus of Bum Diddles

Jun 30th, 2017 1h 43m

Time to celebrate! We don't have to read any more of that awful Saved by the Bell fanfiction! ...Oh. Great, now we have to read fanfiction about Brushfire and his Melon friend. Yup. We've stooped this low, folks. If there were a bottom to this

Friday Night Fanfiction :: Episode 12 :: The Creamy GooGoo

1 Jun 16th, 2017 1h 40m

Cuzintiny's wretched Saved By the Bell slashfic, “Bangin’ at Bayside” continues! Seriously, this writer only has the capability of writing preteen-vocabulary level sex scenes. There is literally no character development, or plot, or even bagels

Episode 11 :: Bangin' at Bayside

Jun 9th, 2017 1h 41m

We're kicking this episode off with something highly unusual, visual and fan-submitted! Loyal listener tehmsu commissioned an artist to draw Lucca from Chrono Trigger - hyper plump and sporting a proportionately engorged member. Doomington, the

Episode 17 :: Time and Lube Heal All Wounds

Jul 28th, 2017 1h 51m

Start your Friday off right with some breakfast. How about some toast? But... "by start "right" we mean start very, very wrong. This is Friday Night Fanfiction after all. In "Toaster Face" by Eerosama Lady Gaga gets fresh with a cooking toaster

Episode 16 :: Woo

Jul 20th, 2017 1h 47m

It's always the darkest before the dawn. We continue our sordid trek through "Big Bang Theory Gang Bang Orgy" by Baranbrat - Presidents were impersonated, Die's were Harded, Woo's were woo'd, and many intricate discussions about internal bodily

Episode 29:: I Didn't Give You Handy Because We Were Watching Space Dandy

1 Nov 24th, 2017 1h 45m

That's it. We've had enough!Too many weeks of this drek lucid dreaming Hyrule Mary Sue bull. We finally reach our limit and take a reprieve from Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life”. We read through a few pages but then switch gears

Episode 28 :: Cat Noises

Nov 17th, 2017 2h 11m

Link’s Queen’s Zelda fanfic: “My Inner Life” continues. We have no words anymore. Only cat noises.There's no hope.Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn, Mana, JaredFor links and more info, head to the main episode page:https://nerd

Episode 27 :: L-Ron Boots

1 Nov 10th, 2017 1h 38m

The following message was found in a large glass jar, next to the remains of a fairy of some sort:"If you're reading this then I am likely already beyond help. It feels like I've been wandering these lands for a millennia already, yet I am n

Episode 26 :: Cucoos and Cocksters

Nov 3rd, 2017 1h 56m

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! The liberal media of Hyrule is brainwashing you! Okay, no, they're really not, we just went a bit off the rails with right-wing conspiracy theories this episode. Another week, another pointless session of lucid dream self-indu

Episode 25 :: Some People Had Good Dads

Oct 27th, 2017 1h 30m

This is the stuff of nightmares. Our Season 5 longfic reading, Link’s Queen's “My Inner Life”, is so bad that our computer hardware stopped working properly. Yes, we had to re-record this episode on a Sunday because we had technical issues. May

Episode 24 :: Don't Eat Them Grapes

Oct 20th, 2017 2h 12m

Our second foray into the world of Hyrule as lucidly dreamed by Link’s Queen in our Season 5 lognfic reading: “My Inner Life”. For reals, it gets a bit hot and heavy right up until Dracula shows up (our Dracula, not Dracula in the story). Laugh

Episode 23 :: American Splits

Oct 13th, 2017 2h 13m

Behold the cosmic horror that is "American Splits" a story by Heisanevilgenius, aka Peter Chimera, aka Tom White who joins the fantastic fivesome in this very episode! We named it right at the start of our show, even, for no apparent reason! Ga

Episode 22 :: HGTV Satan

Sep 8th, 2017 1h 18m

Two "titillating" tales to terrify! The first, "Masturbation for Dummies (Gold Edition)" by Redtana is a My Little Pony fic featuring magical self-pleasuring. It'll make you ask profound questions like: "does mutual masturbation counts as the '

Episode 21 :: I Married a Lie

Aug 25th, 2017 1h 59m

We return to conclude the confusing and thoroughly inappropriate real-life celebrity fanfic, "Ghost Riding Fergus Riordan" by JakeB, which includes camera angles and confusing genitals. It left a pretty nasty taste in our mouths so we decided t

Episode 20 :: Angus Gaped

Aug 17th, 2017 2h 1m

Nerdy Show's Tony and Cap us team up with us to read some truly outrageously bad fanfic. Jem and the Holograms is a property that should have been ripe for the plucking when it comes to weird erotica, but author Tira Ravenwing shows us that no

Episode 19 :: 'a'he'er U'i'ed

Aug 11th, 2017 1h 25m

Mmm, British sexiness. In this episode it's not just our upper lips we're keeping stiff. We finally get the chance to touch The Doctor in "Dirty Laundry" by emeraldeyedirishdaughter. For many, David Tennant is sexy. For us... this was pretty fr

Episode 18 :: Charlie Browm

Aug 3rd, 2017 1h 42m

Dust off your best-worn Vans, friends! In this episode we read the pro-skateboarder slashfic you never knew you wanted: "Tony, Cindy and Bam make a Porno" by "Mann Rice" and Nodachie. Yup. Wax your boards, folks. And by "boards" we mean both yo

Episode 10 :: What Even is The Radical Squadron?

Jun 1st, 2017 1h 19m

It's always a treasure when we read some fanfiction by one of our own fans... And it's got ponies in it... And the ponies are peeing. And also diapers. The story is called "Twilight Tinkle" by first rate pervert GrassDragon. It was really gross

Episode 8 :: David Says the P-Word

1 May 19th, 2017 1h 45m

Sometimes the awfulness of a bad fanfic is rooted in a genuine love of a property and a lust that the author simply has to express. And sometimes... well, sometimes that bad fanfic might be trolling your ass. We think "face the strange" by unbe

Episode 7 :: Oh Hi, Mom. Wait, You've Read Shark Porn Before?

1 May 11th, 2017 2h 12m

Steel yourselves, because we're back in the vaults and reading more smut from the now-dreaded Kristen's Collection. First, we have "Saltwater" by Komsomol, which was submitted to us as "like Dolphin Sex, but with Sharks." We enter some real dr

Season 13 Episode 1 – No, you don’t deserve joy

Jun 23rd, 2023 1h 1m

Fanfics read:69 Hues of Fiction Every Story Ever (by BusterManwomb)69 Hues of Game Industry Bullshit Ubisoft Monetizes Sisyphus’ Boulder (by BusterManwomb)Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnIt’s been over a year since the sun has ris

Season 12 Episode 22 – Glup Shitto

Jun 9th, 2022 1h 14m

Fanfics read:X-Men Orgy (xmeno.txt)69 Hues of Meta Hosting a Podcast for the End of the World (by BusterManwomb) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnThis is it, the last episode of Season 12! After this, we're taking the Summer off and

Season 12 Episode 21 - Jewish Beyblades

May 31st, 2022 1h 24m

Fanfics read:Strip Dreidel (by tprillahfiction)Waluigi's Supermassive Black Hole (by MenagerieOfDarkness) Readers: Stevo, David, Val, Logan, ShawnSecond to last episode of the Season and by golly we're still reading about Star Trek and Walu