Functioning Drunks
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Mark All
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In the riveting conclusion, everything you ever knew about life is altered.More drunken bafoonery.No real clear show direction.Cussing.Sexual Innuendo.Innocent flirting turns into the functioning drunks own version of the dating game.Wher
Filmed in front of a live studio audience. (a cat)Dennis begins the show the only way he knows how: Forgetting to hit record.After five minutes, he realizes his mistake.The boys restart the show.They talk about AJ’s son’s accident.The Gory
We’re back!Show starts off with the first “20 minute quickie with Tom”Patreon Jen joins the show.She bought us CIDER! Good shit too.AJ and Jen are mad at me because I lost some scratch off tickets.We talk about stuff.and more stuff.Jen i
Nikki from COLOR ME DEAD joins us. With her appearance, we’ve hadthe whole podcast on the show. HAVE YOU ???Whose worse? Charlie Sheen or Louis CK.AJ was to poor for tv.Jen, our only Patreon, is BETTER THAN ALL YOUR PATREONS.I can’t stop c
So, I’ve been going through some real life stuff that’s made it difficult to podcast, but we return to yourpodcast player to bring you more beer stool banter.Warning: If you are on a diet, this convo isn’t for you. We talk about food. A LOT.
It’s another beer review show. You wanna know which beers we reviewed? LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SHOW.
The Gory Gals of Color Me Dead made a big mistake.They jumped upon the Drunken MotherShip and podcastedwith the worst podcast on Itunes.Nearly an hour of witty banter, ass rape jokes and cerealcrunching.Enjoy.
The boys return in a big way. Talking about nothing and everything just like you love.AJ has returned from a week on the sea, Dennis had a heart attack, and no one reallyeven noticed that we were gone for a month.THAT AND MUCH MORE!
We hired a producer and he helped us utilize sound from BOTH mics.Now it’s double the bullshit for the same low price.We talked about our social media … we talked about Scully .. we talked about suicide andhow that shouldn’t be a thing.We t
What a debacle! AJ bought a new mic. We thought it was working. IT WASNT!We played “What’s Dummer” with Ember from Color Me Dead.We drank beer brought to us from a friend.We got really drunk.AJ drank 4Loco and bought a shit ton of stuff.I
For the first time in a few weeks, it’s just AJ and Dennis.We have a really cool new opening, done by the gals from Color Me Dead podcast.We talk about our parents and alcoholism.We talk about Michael Jackson and we talk about politics.We a
God damn. Lots of hilarity. Tom was in the house. Zima too. We drank, got drunk and said LOTS OFOFFENSIVE SHIT
Show starts off with a change of hosts, as Dennis is tired of AJ’s shit. We welcome John in as new co-host.Unfortunately, AJ didn’t get the text and showed up anyways. After some tense discussion, AJ rejoined the show.AJ then told us about th
AJ was at another wedding reception and began drinking way before the show started. Dennis was a little hungoverfrom the night before. The guys talked about bar fights, crack whores you’re related to, sampled a few new beers, one of which tast
This show is sponsored by Jen, Deb and DONG!A classic beer review show …. We drink six different beers of different taste and such. The beers:Producer: New Holland BrewingBeer: Dragons Milk ReserveALC: 11%Producer: KirinBeer: Kirin Ichib
A special saturday night taping. We streamed live on Facebook for this weeks show. Dennis is 23 days into hisALL VEGETARIAN diet. No donations have been made. He’s a fat loser.We talked about:“The bet”.BBQGWARAJ reads his poetry and SING
Show Notes:The gents thank our veterans, past and present.Studio “Upgrade” talk.Yacht talk.Dennis’s health is discussed.And his driving “Skills”We talk about video games.And porn.And the “Bet”And so much more.ShoutOuts:Juice in the M
Episode 7 “PoonToon”Show Notes:Just a sit and shit kind of night. No real subject as AJ and Dennistalked a little bit about everything, mostly our day to day lives and foodand beer. AJ’s wife, Melissa will be celebrating her 40th, and they’
Today, we dove into the history of AJ’s musical career. We promised to end the show with a song, but they never sent me the MP3, so fuckem’. It was an interesting discussion about the inner workings of a cult like local band.We also discuss ar
Where do we begin. The show started with a story of betrayal and identity theft, intoa discussion on the confederate flag. But than, the show spirals into an abyss of confusion,so raunchy that Itunes asked us not to release the episode on the
We must have been hungry, during the taping of this show, as we covered a bunch of food topics.AJ also made me watch this video.I threatened people with bodily harm. And AJ bullied me over vegetables … again.This and so much more on today’s
Show Notes:We talk about dicks turning into vaginas, how bad Budweiser is, we burp a lot. We also talk about important things like self diagnosis and shotgunning beers. We also make a fantastic phone prank.This show is currently without spon
Today’s episode is full of greatness, as we settle upon a name for the show. It was tough though, we had to seek out thehelp of 411. We also discuss beer. And some of our favorite podcasts.This podcast is sponsored by nobody … but it could be
In this very special episode of “Functioning Drunks” … AJ and Dennis discuss how and why this podcast now exists,and wonder how they’ve remained friends whilst having nothing in common.This podcast is sponsored by nobody … but it could be. Co
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