AS STATED ABOVE, THIS IS A NOTE DECLARING RANSOM. WE HAVE YET TO OBTAIN A SPECIFIC PHYSICAL ITEM OF YOURS TO DEMAND MONEY FOR, BUT IN DUE TIME, WE WILL DETERMINE AN OBJECT OR PERSON OR ANIMAL THAT YOU HAVE A SUBSTANTIAL EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO AND DEMAND FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FOR ITS SAFE RETURN. THINGS WE HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT RANSOMING:
1) THE THIRD PART IN GNR'S DISCUSSION OF THE MAIN QUEST
2) RYAN'S SENSE OF HUMOR, THOUGH THAT DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE ANY APPARENT VALUE
3) KEVIN'S BATMAN TATTOO. AGAIN, NO APPARENT VALUE. WE ARE GRASPING FOR STRAWS
Okay, you know what? Nevermind. This whole thing just isn't going to work out.
*calls out to boys*
Pack it up boys! This one's got nothing.
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