26. Hidden Emperor Part 8: Toturi’s (E)dic(t)sToturi is finally back and Amelia and Jude are not happy as they lament the fact that no one learned any lessons from the last time an emperor was conspicuously absent and then came back weird and e

25. Hidden Emperor Part 7: Oatmeal is Back on the Menu

Dec 24th, 2019 47m 34s

Ep 25. Hidden Emperor Part 7: Oatmeal is Back on the MenuAmelia and Jude wish everyone a merry snake-mas as they uncover the story of The Nothing and finally figure out where they were hiding that emperor. Recorded: 12/22/2019About Us:The Podca

24. Hidden Emperor Part 6: The Storming of the Secret of the Storming of Morikage Castle

Dec 11th, 2019 53m 47s

24. Hidden Emperor Part 6: The Storming of the Secret of the Storming of Morikage CastleAmelia and Jude attempt to discuss the finding of the Hidden Emperor, but don’t actually get there because they spend the entire episode just reading the ca

23. Bonus Episode 4: AcadeCon 2019: Rokugan Class of 1128

Nov 12th, 2019 53m 7s

Jude and Amelia did a very stupid panel at AcadeCon 2019: We made a yearbook for the Clan Wars! Join us as we hand out superlatives for the various luminaries of 1128. recorded: 11/8/19 Acadecon: https://acadecon.com/Discord: https://discord.gg

22. Hidden Emperor Part 5: Rooster Issues

Oct 29th, 2019 1h 1m

22. Hidden Emperor Part 5: Rooster IssuesJude and Amelia discuss the daddy issues amongst the phoenix's new elemental masters, the problems with timelines, and how stupid Yakamo is. Plus bloodswords and ronin. Recorded: 10/24/19Acadecon: https:

21. Hidden Emperor Part 4: Rokugani Health Codes

Oct 15th, 2019 49m

21. Hidden Emperor Part 4: Rokugani Health CodesAmelia and Jude discuss whether Hitomi is properly trained to tattoo all those people, whether Kuni Yori knows anything about taxidermy, and what kinds of jobs ghosts take after retirement. Record

20: Hidden Emperor Part 3: Law and Order Rokugan

Oct 1st, 2019 45m

20. Hidden Emperor Part 3: Law and Order RokuganAmelia and Jude revisit their favorite ninja in dress uniform, get excited that the unicorn are up to literally anything, and wonder how long is too long to hold a grudge when it comes to the Jade

19. Hidden Emperor Part 2: Something Funny About Absent Parents

Sep 17th, 2019 37m 41s

19. Hidden Emperor Part 2: Something Funny About Absent ParentsAmelia and Jude try to figure out why everyone in Rokugan is a terrible parent. We meet Yokuni’s kid, Kamoko tries to avenge her mom, and Kachiko doesn’t give a shit about orphans.

18. Hidden Emperor Part 1: Oatmeal and Hands

Sep 3rd, 2019 54m 59s

18. Hidden Emperor Part 1: Oatmeal and HandsJude and Amelia at long last launch into the Hidden Emperor arc! It's a new era for L5R but some things never change. Jude still hates Hida Kisada, Amelia defends the Phoenix, and your hosts love and

17. Bonus Episode 3: Bad Decisions at GenCon

Aug 20th, 2019 48m 4s

Episode 17. Bad Decisions at GenConAmelia and Jude realize that are too tired to finish the outline for the next episode, so they talk about their trip to GenCon instead.Recorded: 08/11/2019Mentioned in this EpisodeHeart and Spire by Rowan,

16. Scorpion Clan Coup Part 3: Walls Walls Walls

Aug 6th, 2019 1h 5m

16. Scorpion Clan Coup Part 3: Walls Walls WallsAmelia and Jude feel kinda bad that Shoju has no friends, discuss the numerous mentions of walls in this arc, and (as always) hate on Toturi a bunch.Recorded: 07/12/2019About Us:The PodcastTwi

15. Scorpion Clan Coup Part 2: Shoju and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Coup

Jul 23rd, 2019 41m 6s

15. Shoju and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad CoupAmelia and Jude do some rage math as they try to figure out travel times, discuss the death/not death of Doji Satsume, and refuse once again to hop on the Toturi Train.Recorded: 06/24/2

14. Scorpion Clan Coup Part 1: Of Blood Swords and Bad Ideas

Jul 9th, 2019 39m

14 Scorpion Clan Coup Part 1:Amelia and Jude ponder important questions like what else is in the basement of Kyuden Bayushi, why is Toturi still not dead, and just how chubby were Sotorii’s hands?Recorded: 06/24/2019About Us:The PodcastTwit

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13.5. Rokugan 101

Jul 2nd, 2019 42m 36s

13.5 Rokugan 101Amelia and Jude might have been wrong about the audience for the show, so they attempt to give some basic background about Rokugan. It’s unclear if this will help or just make things worse.Recorded: 06/28/2019About Us:The Pod

13. Bonus Episode 2: Clan Wars Scroll 1: Scorpion

Jun 25th, 2019 57m 32s

13 Bonus Episode 2: Clan Wars Scroll 1: ScorpionIn this episode, Amelia is mean to Jude, but Jude was mean first by making her read this book.Recorded: 06/06/2019About Us:The PodcastTwitter: @G5RPodcast (https://twitter.com/G5Rpodcast)Inst

12. Bonus Episode 1: New5R

Jun 11th, 2019 1h

12.Bonus Episode 1: New5R!!!SPOILERS!!!PALATE CLEANSER EPISODE! Amelia and Jude take a quick break from their dumpster diving to talk about what’s going on in the Fantasy Flight timeline. They discuss big changes from AEG lore, why those chan

11. Clan Wars Part 11: Clan Wars Was Offal

May 28th, 2019 1h 15m

Clan Wars Part 11: Clan Wars was OffalIn the final clan wars episode, Amelia and Jude discuss all the stuff that was too stupid to make it into the rest of the show, say the word ragamuffins too many times, and take one more chance to complain

10. Clan Wars Part 10: 2 Day 2 Thunder

May 14th, 2019 47m 57s

Clan Wars Part 10: 2 Day 2 ThunderAmelia and Jude explain the 2nd Day of Thunder, wonder why no one is likeable, and learn that the black scrolls were in our hearts all along (or at least in Yokuni’s).Recorded: 04/18/2019Also mentioned in th

9. Clan Wars Part 9: Let's get ready to RUMMMMBBBLLEEEEE

Apr 30th, 2019 59m 13s

9. Clan Wars Part 9: Let's get ready to RUMMMMBBBLLEEEEEAmelia and Jude are so close to the end of clan wars they can taste it. They discuss how Beige Jesus saves the day, the tragic death of Jude’s boy Ishikawa, and what color umbrella Junzo

8. Clan Wars Part 8: Monks, Mantis, and McGuffins

Apr 16th, 2019 47m 2s

8. Clan Wars Part 8: Monks, Mantis, and McGuffinsAmelia and Jude are exasperated by new characters, passing references, and just how swole Yoritomo is. They are perfectly okay with Ishikawa being just the best boy.Recorded: 03/25/2019About U

7. Clan Wars Part 7: Squashsada

Apr 2nd, 2019 47m 10s

Clan Wars Part 7: SquashsadaAmelia and Jude discuss the weird hand fetish happening in this game, glory in a few comeuppances, and continue being exasperated by inconsistencies.Recorded: 03/06/2019About Us:The PodcastTwitter: @G5RPodcast (h

6. Clan Wars Part 6: Blackened Chicken

Mar 19th, 2019 55m 35s

Clan Wars Part 6: Blackened ChickenAmelia and Jude discuss the mistakes of the Phoenix Clan, such as bad hats, messing about with taint, and opening entirely too many black scrolls.Recorded: 01/15/2019About Us:The PodcastTwitter: @G5RPodcas

5. Clan Wars Part 5: Kachiko Does a Plot

Mar 5th, 2019 51m 42s

Clan Wars Part 5. Kachiko Does A PlotAmelia and Jude discuss the ongoing soap opera of Bayushi Kachiko, why there are yet more arms, just how cool Toshimoko was, and where one takes Kuni Yori on a date.Recorded: 01/15/2019About Us:The Podcas

4. Clan Wars Part 4. Undercooked Spaghetti

Feb 19th, 2019 51m 12s

Amelia and Jude try to figure out why the Kolat loves stabbing so much, what was going on with the elemental terrors, and why all the black scrolls just made people ugly.Recorded: 12/22/2018Sources: http://garbageofthefiverings.com/blog/episo

3. Clan Wars Part 3: Battles of Beidens Passes

Feb 5th, 2019 43m 10s

Amelia and Jude try to sort out how many battles happened, who had which hands when, and why on earth anyone would trust Kuni Yori.Recorded: 11/28/2018About Us:The PodcastTwitter: @G5RPodcast (https://twitter.com/G5Rpodcast)Instagram: @G5RP