Get Rich with Elections! If our ideas don't make too much sense it is either because they are like our ridiculous electoral system, or we are too worried to see straight. Hopefully you'll be too worried to notice. Oh, and you'll get rich!
Get Rich with the Witness Protection Program! Get them to tun on their bosses, get them to testify, then get them into a new life. After the election we have a hunch the witness protection program will be booming again!
Get Rich with Desperation! Sometimes you want something so bad you don't know what to do, don't know how to get it, and don't know how you'll survive if you don't. Soon all you'll be desperate for is a bigger billfold!