First off, it’s not a tale as old as time.

Other than that, of course, everything is completely totally accurate just as you believe it is. Except it isn’t. No, instead, the story of Beauty and the Beast was about some very different things when it was first written and you just won’t believe your ears when you hear us retell the original version of the story.

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