Nate, Sebastian, and Ryan gather to discuss GOD OF WAR, Sony Santa Monica's 2005 spectacle of violence and brutality. We discuss excessive nudity, stunted narrative, and flowing combat. Can a murderman like Kratos ever be redeemed, or is he doomed to continue endlessly brutalizing enemies with sick finishing moves? Ryan has what he describes as "the perfect cold open" to the episode, Sebastian expresses his distaste, and Nate once again finds a way to exhort the audience to play Yakuza. Ryan sings an inappropriate song to his infant.