Willy Roberts meets Rich Fulcher for the first time and Abed is unsure it's the first time. We find out that the Wrigley chewing gum family owns an island, Willy visits Descanso gardens, and Abed mentions this garden he's been to where they shot Star Trek scenes and it's next to a sewage plant. Rich does not want Abed to talk about old-school movies anymore. Rich's dick sheath hurts, a man who lives in a fort.  Somebody lit their forts thinking they were farts.  There are some people out there who don't believe lighting farts on fire is real. This episode is sponsored by Moron University.The big question gets asked.  Who is the coolest person in the world?  And the boys cannot agree on an answer. Abed and Willy don't know who Richard Branson is.Ozzy Osborne jumps the shark.  Willy gets mad that there's a Queen still.  And Abed can't understand why anyone would watch the Royal Wedding. The Royal Family Tree is a straight line.Blood Type Baby.  Their Father's Sisters are their Uncle's Brothers. Abed's cousin's parents were first cousins. You can do so many things in comedy right now.  Cat Foolery, Meow Mix and Bring on the ass fiddler.  There were 74 Lassies and Flipper committed suicide. Abed and Rich take a shot at the new format question to disastrous results proving that they both need more sessions to get this thing right. Are you afraid in your life? Willy shares a hilarious police story. Rich thinks cop shows should have a guy with a snake coming out of his head.  Howie Mandel is the funniest man alive.  Rich's kids are now 72 and 90 years old.  And everyone gets ghost-scared.