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Pazuzu the Prankster - #106

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Monday, 2nd December 2024
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0:00

Hello Hello. I wasn't

0:02

talking to you, to was you, talking was

0:04

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have cars. Who's to say Get

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your car at store .goodmorningfromhell.com. Good

0:32

morning from hell. It's me

0:34

Clayton, and I'm writing solo. Where's

0:36

Chris? Chris! I

0:39

gotta say there's someone I need to talk to.

0:41

You're out of breath. Oh, why your breath smell so

0:44

bad? Oh my god Because the shit you made

0:46

me eat. But there's a little girl I to talk

0:48

to you about. Okay. but There's a little girl?

0:50

Yeah, What? I don't think No, no, no. We just

0:52

started the podcast recording. You're late. You should have

0:54

checked your Google calendar. Okay. All right So whatever it

0:56

is, it can wait. Alright. Alright. Okay

0:59

All right, now go take some breath mints.

1:01

Okay. we we get through some orders of

1:03

business. Now, Oh, yes welcome to good morning Hell.

1:05

I am Clayton, this is Chris. He's eating

1:07

shit, his breath smells terrible. For context, if you

1:09

aren't familiar, I'm dead. And my eternal punishment

1:11

is to do this podcast where we interview everyone

1:13

in hell. Clayton, did you introduce yourself? Well,

1:16

yeah, mean, Clayton, mean I I did introduce myself.

1:18

Sorry. I missed it. We're all over the place,

1:20

this is a weird introduction. You came in,

1:22

you're out of breath, you breathed in my face,

1:24

and now you're all calm all of a

1:26

sudden. Well, I the breath mints really chilled me

1:28

out. Oh, okay. Okay, well good, that's good.

1:30

Yeah, no, I'm the brother of Satan,

1:32

Clayton, et cetera, et cetera, cetera. Okay, all

1:34

right, let's get into Q &a. What do

1:36

you got for us, Chris? Okay, uh This

1:39

is from Keith Foley on

1:41

our hatrion. Is exothermic or

1:43

endothermic? Okay, first of all,

1:45

nerd, Um, does that mean?

1:47

I'm gonna google Does it

1:49

give off heat or does

1:51

it absorb heat? Exothermic versus,

1:53

is that like he asking

1:56

about hell's like complexion? Like

1:58

it does have eczema. Or

2:00

I don't know That be it. I

2:02

mean, I would imagine it gives

2:04

off heat Okay, exothermic releases heat energy

2:06

to its surroundings making it

2:08

feel warm while an endothermic reaction absorbs heat energy

2:10

its surroundings Making it feel cool.

2:12

Thank you, Google AI, for all your hard

2:14

work calling all the sources

2:17

from the internet. Okay, so I don't know how

2:19

to answer that. I would

2:21

say Keith, Have you ever

2:23

heard of hell? It's hot Yeah, I

2:25

would say both We're gonna go with both.

2:27

Okay. Thank you, Keith. question Alright All right, Chris, next

2:29

question, Chris. We all just got a question from Mike Longfellow

2:31

on the Hatreon. they asked, That's a fake name,

2:33

that's a a fake name. a I know,

2:35

totally. I know, totally. honest. What is the

2:37

current water level of the river of Dix?

2:39

Are there hurricanes in Hell? context,

2:41

if you're not familiar, the River Styx, it

2:43

it was a mispronunciation. It's actually

2:45

a river of Dix. Yeah, Dante got

2:48

that wrong. So, you know

2:50

what, River of I'm glad that you brought

2:52

that up there, Mike, Mr. Longfellow. You

2:54

know, climate change, although fake on Earth,

2:56

very real down in hell. So, the

2:58

River of Dix, it's rising. every day, and

3:00

more Dix, you know It's true you do not

3:02

want to be in a hurricane near the

3:04

River of Dix. let me tell you all right Chris?

3:07

No, no. I mean I know you've been

3:09

in one it's some of the roughest weather

3:11

I've ever seen and you talk about

3:13

like a hurricane, you know rating of one,

3:15

three or four or five I mean these

3:17

some of these go up to like nine

3:19

and a half it yeah I mean we're

3:21

almost like the foot logs. Um, So, it's

3:23

a pretty intense hurricane. Yeah, yeah. No, I mean,

3:25

I have made Chris sit in several

3:27

hurricanes near the River of Dix and

3:29

he's just been pounded to death, you know?

3:31

just, Salami's just hitting him and right. You know,

3:34

he comes back battered and bruised. and wet

3:36

And wet from all sorts of things.

3:38

It's terrible. so. yeah, you know, save our planet,

3:40

you know? Save our planet. It's very

3:42

exothermic. Yeah. It's very endothermic, you know?

3:44

It's crazy down here. We keep up

3:46

those levels of heat or cold or whatever it

3:48

might be. That's right. If you're listening

3:50

at home, you can do can do us a

3:52

favor. You outside with an aerosol can just blast

3:55

that puppy up in the air you know

3:57

I think how it works out from if

3:59

my calculations are I've done a lot

4:01

of science is a the worse is up an earth

4:03

better it is down in hell So you

4:05

know if you want to submit some

4:07

more questions you can join our hate

4:09

John good from hell.com Oh here. I got

4:11

one here. We go here here Stephanie Strang

4:13

cat Adams says you guys ever

4:15

do a D &D game on

4:17

the show again? But Clayton

4:20

plays two of all D&D for nerds

4:22

All right. totally for nerds Yeah,

4:24

I don't think any of

4:26

us no no doing a D&D? &D

4:29

Podcast these days. I mean, let's

4:31

be real, you know stupid. It's crazy. It's

4:33

dumb everyone doing a &D podcast. It's

4:35

just dumb. It's just dumb. There's no

4:37

money in &D. So thanks for the

4:39

question. Thanks for the waste of

4:41

time more like all right now on

4:43

business Chris. were you gasping about? okay?

4:45

so you know how you mentioned, you

4:47

know your secret mission Oh, right.

4:49

Yes to determine whether or not

4:51

people in hell belong in hell yeah,

4:53

yeah, yeah we We judging whether or

4:55

not, you know, yeah, some people

4:57

may have gotten misplaced right yeah Well,

4:59

I think I found one you one.

5:01

I got one You think you you found

5:03

we found a little angel down here She's

5:05

the most adorable little Let me can

5:07

I I'm just bring her in. Okay.

5:09

All right. Come on in. Hey. hey

5:11

Tilly Oh,

5:14

hello, hello Who

5:17

are you? I'm scared.

5:19

Oh, hi scared. I'm Clayton. It's

5:21

okay I'm

5:25

just messing with you tillie. It's

5:27

okay. Don't cry. It's okay. Yeah,

5:30

don't worry. He's just a demon from

5:32

hell. It's okay Yeah oh God, that's

5:34

so scary a demon. Yeah, not

5:36

a demon Yeah, wait that again say

5:38

that again that line more time not

5:40

a demon not it, okay do

5:43

I I know you we've we've tell you we've met

5:45

before? No, you're a

5:47

stranger mister. I've never seen

5:49

you in my whole life, and I've

5:51

only lived for seven years She's only

5:53

seven seven years Clayton Chris. Where'd you find

5:55

this kid? Where'd you find this kid?

5:57

I found her stuck in a mud A mud

5:59

pit? A mud pit. I was stuck!

6:02

Yeah. Stuck doing what? What are

6:04

you What are you doing here, Tilly? I don't

6:06

know, I'm lost. Okay, she's lost. My

6:08

mommy and daddy and me so much,

6:10

I hope I can see them

6:12

again. Hmm. where are you, Where are your

6:14

mommy and daddy, are mommy and daddy? did you - Did

6:17

you die? know I don't think so I don't

6:19

think so. Hmm. gosh. Interesting.

6:22

just an innocent little girl. I'm just

6:24

haven't even lived yet. I

6:26

haven't loved yet. I lost or lost done

6:28

anything fun. Oh, that's so

6:30

tragic. That's so tragic. Um, Chris, can you-

6:32

Hasn't or lost? Chris, you hand me

6:34

that bucket of boiling water over

6:37

there really quick? You passed that to me. Why? Yeah,

6:39

just it to me. Just it to me. it to me. I hit

6:41

you. I

6:48

slapped. don't gotta me I

6:50

knew it. is not a Tilly.

6:52

This is a Bazoo Zoo, isn't it? Oh,

6:54

hey, what's up? What's What's

6:57

good? Chris, got fooled man. got fooled by

6:59

the best in the biz what's up

7:01

Bazoo Look, you me you got me but they

7:03

call me the best in the business Why am

7:05

in the best in the biz, man? I'm sorry, but

7:08

Tilly? Tilly? nah, tilly, Nah. tilly? That's just

7:10

It's just a girl that I inhabit it, you know?

7:12

That's just, just a- I her. I possessed her.

7:14

That's what I do. That's what I do. I

7:16

things. Chris, what you witnessed is a

7:18

classic possession, all right? We're demons. it's what

7:20

we do, do in and Bazoo Zoo. happens

7:22

to be the best in the

7:24

biz. A classic hashtag Pazoo Zoo

7:27

possession, you know, it's, it's

7:29

what I do. That's

7:31

right. That's right. So what what about Tilly?

7:34

Maybe she's dead. Yeah, Yeah. I came

7:36

I came into the- It came. I I came into the

7:38

soul, then I make her you know

7:40

killer parents, whatever kill the dog.

7:42

They're always a dog and you

7:44

know and it's I just- I my thing

7:46

and then I live my life

7:48

and I find the next. I the

7:50

next on the next I find the next.

7:52

of You heard from the exorcist? You heard of the

7:54

the exorcist is, know who that is, right,

7:56

Chris? seen You seen this? I've - I've -

7:58

I'm aware of the exorcist. Right. the movie. Yeah,

8:00

been it since it since 73 man. I've been at it.

8:02

Yeah, so, you know, Chris, you know, that's

8:04

just like of demon culture, you know, like

8:07

either torturing people down here in hell or

8:09

we're going up to earth you know,

8:11

up in the earth realm And then we're like into

8:13

people's bodies and we're making them do stupid

8:15

shit. It's fun, right, Pazuzu Yeah, so is

8:17

there a way to you know save

8:19

Tilly soul in way you know?

8:22

know I don't know let

8:24

me check in with her. Hey

8:26

mister. Hey. so scared it's okay

8:28

no I hope my soul

8:30

can be safe. Yeah me too. Don't worry Tilly.

8:32

We're gonna get you. You're so safe. You've

8:34

got a Pizzuzu in you Oh, no,

8:36

What am I gonna do? Chris

8:38

go give her a hug.

8:41

She needs comfort. Oh, no, I'm

8:43

stuck in hell the midnest guy

8:45

ever! You won't be stuck!

8:47

Hey, hey, It's just I got her I

8:49

her! you her! you know, pazuzu is

8:51

Tilly Tilly's bazuzu There's no separating

8:53

us unless do a first-class exorcism. so

8:55

you know, what are you

8:57

gonna do? yeah Chris you you fell

8:59

for it again. You You got pazuzu Well,

9:01

I'm just saying you you know, like this

9:03

little girl, down in hell. you know,

9:05

we uh-huh -huh. ...just seek permission. Well,

9:08

no no, no, no Chris This is, again,

9:10

bazuzu is it's as easy demon you know? and sometimes

9:12

goes up he grabs people. I mean, bazoozoo,

9:14

tell them about all the different

9:16

kinds of folks that you've brought down, you

9:18

know, in your possession days. All

9:21

right, so there this there is

9:23

this meter made right? like Like like absolutely

9:25

people parking tickets or

9:27

whatever. they going to hell regardless Uh-huh.

9:29

What was that guy's name?

9:32

like Ronnie or what? honey, and I

9:34

inhabited Ronnie, and I did like

9:36

meanest thing ever. You wouldn't

9:38

believe what I did. It

9:40

was really me Hey,

9:43

man, I'm struggling. I'm

9:45

running out of ideas. I'm running

9:47

out of people to To make them

9:49

bad things. And you

9:51

know, I'm kind of peeling back the

9:53

layers of myself here what I'm gonna

9:55

do next. Oh wow. hard. It's hard

9:57

out here for a demon. Yeah You're

10:00

getting vulnerable with this business. I know that. I wish you

10:02

had hit me up earlier. You know you got

10:04

some great hits under your belt You know,

10:06

like, remember back in like this is a bit

10:08

of a weird one, but bear with

10:10

me. Howard Dean 2004, Howard Dean, he was like

10:13

a candidate as a politician. yes Yes, Yeah, and

10:15

I was like, what if he just

10:17

screamed, man? Yeah, What if he just screamed

10:19

and fucked up his whole, his whole stick

10:21

Give us the scream It was like, and we're

10:23

gonna go to the White House Yeah. Yeah. It

10:26

was like that. Yeah, it was

10:28

just, it was. It is you and we

10:31

back. We listened back to that scream, and

10:33

It's like, maybe that wasn't such

10:35

a big deal. Maybe they're candidates now much

10:37

worse things that we should have worried about

10:39

them and less about the guy guy screaming But

10:41

you know, that was me. yeah, That

10:43

was me. I'm saying I could have

10:46

made a great president well. So there

10:48

you go. you see bozoo you still got

10:50

it. it. shouldn't be so down on

10:52

yourself. There's plenty of things that you've

10:54

got going for you. Man, and dude,

10:56

just when I think I'm down

10:58

on myself, you bring me right back

11:01

up up to hell. You are the wind

11:03

beneath my wings dude. Got you. I you, bro

11:05

I I mean, Chris bazuzu and I you used

11:07

to go to demon together. So we a

11:09

long history. and yeah, you know, I mean,

11:11

Bazoozer was like best in the theater department

11:14

Bazoozer was so good. I was. yeah,

11:16

you know, they even gave me

11:18

one of those, those yearbook like best stuff They were

11:20

like most to fuck up. You know, it

11:22

was a demon but demon superlatives That's what they

11:24

called It was it was an honor. but maybe I

11:26

peaked in high school, man. No, maybe I

11:29

peaked You can't say that bazuzu You can't

11:31

say that. Chris Why why don't you get

11:33

like inspired bazuzu Come on. I am still

11:35

really invested in Tilly I I think that

11:37

was really impressive. You know, I've

11:39

been in hell for a while now and

11:41

I come across little girls

11:44

that so innocent. And are you

11:46

sure that she's okay? Yeah,

11:48

we should check back in with

11:50

Tilly. Yeah, guess all All right.

11:52

Hey, hey, hey. Tilly, Tilly, come

11:54

here. What? Hey Hello? Okay. I

11:56

I feel like I've been in

11:58

another place for last like five

12:00

minutes or so I'm so confused and

12:02

I I get these bad

12:04

thoughts like that I could be

12:06

mean no No, no, no, no no No,

12:08

Oh, Chris. what what is what's getting what are we

12:10

going to do with her? Next time you feel

12:12

something pulling you away, you just stick with it, okay?

12:14

You just stick with it. Okay. don't

12:16

go back. Okay. I'll think about

12:18

yeah, yeah unicorns and in

12:21

my my doggy. Mr. Floppy mr.

12:23

Floppy. Yeah, yeah, he's got

12:25

these big floppy ears and he

12:27

knows how to sit and

12:29

shake I'll just think about that.

12:31

Yeah, instead of thinking about

12:34

Destruction and war oh, yeah, killing

12:36

people. Yeah. Oh, no No,

12:38

no, oh, no not till no till he

12:40

don't think about those things, no! Yeah,

12:42

I might have gotten like an innocent kid

12:44

down here. Yeah, I I should have

12:47

like stayed up there with her and

12:49

like kind of made a wreck a

12:51

havoc in her classroom or whatever. You mean

12:53

like asking what sexies and stuff like

12:55

that in the classroom or something like

12:57

that? But no, I brought it down

12:59

here. Maybe that was a mistake. No,

13:01

because you you guys, I'm just so filled

13:03

with self -doubt You know what? This is

13:05

going to be an episode where we give

13:07

a lot of affirmations and let's consider this

13:09

like a therapy session, okay, Pizzuzu? Okay. Yeah

13:12

for sure I feel like

13:14

you need some better, you know, like

13:16

internal monologuing, you know like you need to

13:18

have like like what's going on in

13:20

your brain right now Like how are you

13:22

treating yourself and the inside? I'm

13:24

like, you're a bad demon, man.

13:26

Whenever you do something bad,

13:28

it's like that's not good. And

13:30

so that's just this negative

13:32

feedback loop I find myself in

13:34

where the worst I am,

13:36

the worst I think I'm gonna

13:39

be yeah, those negative thoughts really can't

13:41

consume you. What do you see when

13:43

you look in the mirror? Yeah, for

13:45

the audience at home, we are talking

13:47

to a little girl. She is seven

13:49

years old, but you know, whenever she's

13:51

talking Pazuzu mode Her head flips around

13:53

180 degrees. It's actually kind of kind of weird

13:55

It's a little disturbing. It's a little weird. a little

13:57

weird. You have to. do that? Yeah, I do

13:59

because It's it of helps me get

14:01

in the character, you know, I'm like I

14:03

see I look in the mirror I

14:06

see everybody I've ever been so this is

14:08

like, you know, your average Playboy

14:10

guy who's just like, you

14:12

know, like doing taxes and like

14:14

getting his wiener sucked stuff like that

14:17

But you know, you also you

14:19

also have like just you

14:21

know, I've been dolls before I've been

14:23

creepy dolls So I see dolls in the

14:25

mirror classic. Yeah, yeah classic creepy

14:27

doll scenario stuff like that And then you

14:30

know I see my father Oh,

14:32

look in the mirror I see

14:34

my father Oh, did you possess your dad or you

14:36

know, sometimes I think he's possessing

14:38

me. Oh. Oh, I got I got

14:40

this gray hair that's coming up right

14:43

through my eyebrow and I it's

14:45

just like he had It's just like he had and

14:47

I think you know I I

14:49

hear his voice in my

14:51

head Sometimes like you're not enough

14:53

at being bad Wow, and so

14:55

it's hard Listen, you know, I I know

14:57

it's like to live in a person's shadow.

14:59

You know, my brother is Satan All right,

15:01

bazoo zoo, so I'm like right there with you,

15:03

you know But like you got focus on you

15:05

you got to focus on like what makes you

15:07

you Chris I I we need to like we

15:09

need to build bazoo zoo -esteem from the ground up Uh-huh,

15:11

I think they need to possess you. I

15:13

I know you think that that's really gonna help bazoo

15:15

zoo out Well, yeah, I mean, but it's not

15:17

really you wouldn't like it in here. No, honestly,

15:19

bazoo I think you should give it a

15:21

go. I think you should give it a go

15:23

but right, all

15:26

right, just uh, just me Chris

15:28

you would say on your

15:30

worst day to your

15:32

best friend What what really

15:34

hurt your best friend's feelings? Yeah,

15:37

Chris what would really hurt my

15:39

feelings? Uh, Uh, well Clayton, you know,

15:41

I don't think you're ever gonna to

15:43

anything more than podcasting. Whoa! Well

15:46

Clayton, don't think you're

15:48

going to amount to anything more

15:50

than podcasting and really is is

15:52

there a worse career? Is

15:55

there - career that attracts

15:57

more rabid animals

15:59

lowest of the low thinking

16:01

that their opinions about

16:03

anything matter to anyone,

16:05

shouting into the void,

16:07

as if their thing

16:09

wasn't the worst, most fartest

16:12

thing of an opinion that

16:14

else could come up

16:16

with in their car on

16:18

the 405, driving southbound Wow Wow Wow

16:20

podcast that's uh oh

16:23

wow whoa Chris you're back.

16:25

What a rush, man what a rush. rush see

16:27

you you know you jumped in and and that

16:29

really that stung pazuzu I mean, that really you got

16:31

to the core of me on that one. yeah

16:33

I mean, that's sometimes just try to, try

16:35

to really, you know, just be mean was

16:37

like, I'm a demon and it's feels good,

16:39

man. feels good. you in on that one,

16:41

you're good. You see, you're good at

16:43

character work because a second there, I really

16:45

didn't think that Chris was talking to

16:47

me one -on -one saying, is this what

16:49

we should be doing? Should we be podcasting?

16:52

Wow just just work, Pazuzu. you the topic of

16:54

podcast I did want to pause quick and talk about,

16:56

you you know, this is a podcast. We

16:58

try to make money from this and

17:00

part of the way that we make

17:02

money is through a patreon So if you got

17:04

a good one help calm that's our patreon That's how

17:06

you can sign up and and this stupid

17:08

dream or nightmare alive. If you're not

17:10

a member already, it's only six dollars and sixty six

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18:22

we though? Pazuzu, that was an incredible

18:24

possession. That was amazing. You're super

18:26

talented. Stop it. Stop it. You're

18:29

too kind. You're too kind. know,

18:31

I see my other demon friends

18:33

doing possession, it feels like they're

18:35

always 10 steps ahead of me.

18:37

I got one. One guy was

18:39

possessing the president of Blumhouse. Yeah. Blumhouse

18:42

doing all the movies and stuff like

18:44

that. You know, kind of appropriating culture

18:46

if you think about it. But

18:48

you know, it was just like he

18:50

was the the whole of the horror

18:52

So you know, he's he's getting places. He's

18:54

with movers and shakers and I'm just

18:56

here, you know, possessing little girls

18:58

and stuff. So I'm there. I mean,

19:00

that felt really bad when you

19:02

were in me. Like really hurt. Oh, it did?

19:04

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like torturous.

19:06

You know, and I live in

19:08

hell, So. I Oh, man. man. That's great,

19:10

dude. Yeah. That great. That makes

19:12

me feel so good about myself,

19:14

dude. Yeah. You still got it. You still

19:16

got it, Pazuzu. And know, like. I I

19:18

got it. And like, you know, podcasting

19:21

may be a dying medium, it

19:23

might be oversaturated. And yeah, there's like too

19:25

many to support all at once.

19:27

And people are like, why am

19:29

I going to to my money like to

19:31

the podcast? But you know, possession, there's

19:33

big money in possession. All right.

19:35

Just the other day I saw like

19:37

an article about the president of

19:39

Abercrombie and Fridge. That guy's possessed? He's been

19:41

doing stupid stuff. I mean, all

19:43

over the place. guy. Yeah, It's it

19:45

was such a big twist too,

19:47

Cause I used to possess guys like

19:49

front of Abercrombie and Fridge with all the naked

19:51

models. And that was just a

19:53

big surprise to find out that

19:55

that guy was that. So but know, to

19:57

their own. It's it's interesting. Yeah. lot.

19:59

a lot of controversies, a lot of controversies and

20:01

I be the of any of them

20:03

Yeah. So that feels good What's it

20:05

like when you're not possessing? I

20:08

wake up, I put on my

20:10

flaming demon shoes, one cloven at

20:12

a time, and go to the gym,

20:14

get a little pump, get get little a

20:16

pump in, and then I just kinda look

20:18

at the job boards. There's an indeed, a

20:20

hellish indeed. it's very, very scary, it's a

20:22

real scary version of Indeed, and it

20:24

tells you all these possession jobs that

20:26

you might be, but but you I guess

20:28

I spent a little too much time

20:30

on the couch, man. I spent too much

20:32

time on the couch playing video games,

20:34

I'm a gamer, I'm a bit of

20:36

a gamer. I think you're talking about inbreed. I

20:38

think that that's the site that

20:40

you're talking about. about. Yeah Yeah. Oh yeah.

20:42

Inbreed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one you

20:44

know, Bazuzu, think what we got to do if

20:47

I may I mean, what do I

20:49

know? I'm just a podcaster, okay, but I

20:51

think we got to up a game plan

20:53

for you We need to come up with

20:55

some some checkpoints, life goals that you can

20:57

hit You know And then I think that

20:59

that's gonna get you back up on

21:01

your clothing feed. Yeah, you know going again Yeah, man.

21:04

go on again. Is there anyone you've

21:06

always wanted to possess but never,

21:08

you know, Yeah. Yeah. it Dude, you you know,

21:10

ever since the Howard Dean thing, I've always

21:13

wanted to get a president. never could. Nicholas

21:15

Cage tried that guy a few times. There's

21:17

a lot of senators that you could easily

21:19

get. In fact, I think some of them are

21:21

already taken. Some of those spots have been

21:23

parked, but I think you could get a a senator.

21:26

of those spots are definitely parked. Yeah.

21:28

you know, I've never possessed a

21:30

demon already possessing somebody though.

21:32

you know, the old, the double dipping, you

21:34

know, I don't think anybody's

21:36

ever done that. There's a first for that,

21:38

you could try that. A lot of layers. You

21:40

try that. I think that a good goal to

21:42

have, you know? I mean, how many demons can

21:45

we get into Marjorie Taylor Greene, really? That

21:47

boy can fit so many demons,

21:49

you have no idea. Yeah. I mean

21:51

when they were at the, you know up up

21:53

in Congress and they just going around there slapping

21:55

them, They're like this boy five demons. Yep. You could

21:57

five demons So many demons. Five demons. You know, Chris, out.

22:00

of Bazuzu possessing you earlier. Yeah, yeah.

22:02

It's a daily thing, you know, possession.

22:04

You're been out and then you see

22:06

someone and you're like, what if I

22:08

punched him? Right in the punched face, right

22:10

in the face. You know that call

22:12

to the void, you know? Yeah, yeah,

22:14

a lot, a lot. Yeah, every time

22:16

you're sitting in a theater and you

22:18

think about pulling that fire alarm, that's

22:20

just me licking your ear, buddy. That's

22:23

just them giving you a little tickle,

22:25

you know? It's a really weird statement

22:27

out of Tilly. Yeah. Even with the

22:29

reverse head, that's a weird thing. Yeah,

22:31

with the reverse head, the blackened eyes,

22:33

the blood coming from every orifice of

22:35

the face. Yeah, the yeah. Do you

22:37

need a tissue, by the the way? That

22:39

is a lot of blood, a lot

22:41

of blood. No, no, yeah, it's just

22:44

a cold, it's a cold, man. Okay,

22:46

man, going through it, Bazuzu. I took

22:48

the home test, man, it's saying negative.

22:50

I'm good to hang out with you,

22:52

man. Okay, all right, yeah. Those home

22:54

tests, they work all the time. Yeah,

22:56

you gotta let me hang out with

22:58

you in close quarters, man. Chris, Bazuzu's

23:00

already been in there. Damage has been

23:02

done, you know? From my experience with

23:04

Exorcist, the movie, people are always trying

23:07

to get demons to come out. Has

23:09

that ever happened to you? you ever

23:11

been like ousted? Oh, evicted, we call

23:13

it, yeah. Oh, yeah. Evicted, I guess?

23:15

Yeah, we call it evicted. It's tough,

23:17

man. It's like you spend so much

23:19

time in character, so to speak. So

23:21

I was possessing Christian Bale. This was

23:23

a few years ago. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm.

23:25

And maybe some gaffer left some lighting

23:28

in a weird path such that it

23:30

caused the reverse curse. gaffing exorcism, so

23:32

to speak, got me out of Christian

23:34

Bale. He started yelling at this gaffer.

23:36

It was a whiplash for me and

23:38

for Christian. It wasn't good for either

23:40

of us. He starts yelling, I start

23:42

yelling. We're just like, you know, you

23:44

spend so much time with somebody. You

23:46

get to know their loves, their fears,

23:49

and then you pull your thrust out

23:51

of that world. It's rough, man. Terminator

23:53

salvation. Who am I? Oh, yeah, that

23:55

was tough. good one, McGy. Yeah. Yeah.

23:57

know, but Buzuzu, you were inside of

23:59

Christian during all - with all performances of Terminator

24:01

salvation. Yeah. If I may, I mean, that's

24:03

a pretty good Terminator movie. Let's be

24:05

honest, let's be honest. I thought

24:07

same thing. I went to the theaters

24:09

and I saw fucking Terminator dark fate. Yeah.

24:11

And I thought that wasn't that

24:14

bad. I thought it was fine. So

24:16

there. They got gas in the

24:18

tank. I was with for many years.

24:20

Yeah. His His Oscars, if he has

24:22

Oscars, should mine. Yeah. So there. Do

24:25

they have awards for

24:27

demons, like possessions? Oh yeah. The

24:30

possesses. The possesses. that's right, right. Yes.

24:32

possesses? The possesses? no, it's

24:34

big. Yeah, I did a

24:36

campaign Yeah. me for me this

24:38

history teacher. Yeah Yeah, I put

24:40

up the billboards and everything and

24:42

it it a lot of money actually.

24:44

actually find out that sometimes more of those

24:46

big demons have a lot of

24:49

money to campaign for that stuff.

24:51

So there's a lot of politics into

24:53

the whole thing I'd imagine a

24:55

lot of politics Yeah. A lot of

24:57

politics involved, Yeah, for sure. It's like

24:59

a Yeah. you know some of the best greatest

25:01

hits though, you know the Coney 2012 guy that

25:03

was a a classic possession You know him on

25:05

that street corner. That was a classic. Yeah. Oh

25:08

Oh God. David David he's had his fair

25:10

share of possessions. Look, we're

25:12

getting off track, but I just

25:14

want to say, if anybody would ever

25:16

consider me for a possessy, you don't

25:19

even know the lengths I go to

25:21

possess somebody. I have stalked families for

25:23

months. Yeah. so you know what

25:25

I think that that's that's, we talking about

25:27

earlier, but there you go You

25:29

know, that's your objective. That's your goal.

25:31

We're gonna what's it called your You're manifest.

25:33

You're gonna manifest getting a possessy. Okay, Bazuzu? Yeah.

25:36

what I haven't That's that's what I've

25:38

got on my got on my 2025 card, okay?

25:40

Oh, Love that. Love to hear that. that.

25:42

What if I possessed a

25:45

listener to tune into your podcast

25:47

that you do? huh? A

25:49

little tip tad, little little

25:52

demon pro quo situation.

25:54

so yeah. don't know what would

25:56

someone to listen to this show But

25:59

you can do your. You're worst, you know, yeah

26:01

Pure Maybe and I got it in me.

26:03

I tell ya. yeah, maybe maybe I'm

26:05

just gonna throw this out there if

26:07

you really wanted to go the extra

26:09

Yeah, go ahead you could possess someone

26:11

to follow us on Patreon pay us $6.66

26:13

a dollars and 66 six a month

26:15

I'm just saying that would go

26:17

a long way Pazuzu. Oh Yeah to possess somebody

26:19

reach into their wallet like I've reached into

26:21

their soul. It's just that I

26:23

think it may be possible. Do

26:25

have a preference on like when

26:27

you jump into someone like the

26:29

more innocent, the better. Yeah. Yeah, the more

26:31

I can corrupt the very Essence

26:34

of what people to

26:36

be harmless, then make

26:38

that like a Harmful thing

26:41

an evil dog thing. Maybe just

26:43

dark and twisted. Pazuzu, I say that

26:45

right, Pazuzu? Pazuzu, Yeah, Is there any

26:47

like someone you've always wanted

26:49

to get into, know, Oh, dude. you

26:51

you know someone. Thank you

26:54

for asking. Yeah. Yeah. yeah. you

26:56

for asking this question. So

26:58

many people don't don't really

27:00

dive in, really dive in but

27:02

is is person who

27:04

would be a dream to sneak

27:06

sneak into. Oh, yeah

27:09

Fortunately a very very high

27:11

security person you know, you

27:13

would know him as the Pope. Oh

27:15

Oh, would be like huge

27:17

huge for you. Yeah.

27:19

Yeah In terms is kind

27:21

of like an Ocean's 11 scenario. would

27:23

have to hire another demon yeah, so maybe

27:26

make that heist me I mean if you're

27:28

free if you're free if you want to

27:30

if you want to try the Pope, well,

27:32

you could try the Pope, I would love

27:34

to love the invite is open. I

27:36

think that that's the beginnings of an

27:39

incredible team I mean, this is like the

27:41

Fort of of possession, this would be awesome

27:43

You know, maybe I can get like

27:45

a cardinal or something, you know get

27:47

his guards down Yeah, you definitely need

27:49

an inside man in order to get

27:51

inside of that man, right Right. right. Yeah,

27:54

like got the Cardinal, but but I realized it

27:56

was like the wrong kind. It was like

27:58

the burden. Oh. mistake. Yeah find a

28:00

different cardinal there. Yeah I mean that

28:02

would definitely be the dream We've

28:04

got to get into Vatican City yeah no I

28:07

mean I we can we

28:09

can come in from below you

28:11

know obviously take up through

28:13

hell Oh wait wait telling me something

28:15

yeah my parents were planning

28:17

a visit to Vatican City to

28:19

get me blessed. Oh there's our inn think

28:21

yeah. Yeah great Tilly thank you wow

28:23

in clutch that's awesome I

28:25

didn't even know that she anything

28:27

to contribute to this is great

28:29

way to go yeah. So she

28:32

got it to the Vatican to

28:34

get blessed though what happen to you. Oh oh

28:36

oh yikes yeah I find somebody to

28:38

jump into pronto before that happens

28:40

because that holy water it burns. It

28:42

burns like hell. It burns. different yeah. Oh

28:44

think we got the beginnings

28:46

of a plan here I think

28:48

we got the beginnings of

28:50

a beautiful plan so yeah I'm feeling

28:52

rejuvenated baby I'm feeling the

28:54

best I've felt in man We did it thanks

28:57

to you Chris brought this strange little

28:59

girl in and then now we're gonna over

29:01

the Pope and get him

29:03

possessed and then he's gonna rule the

29:05

world and then start the next devil revolution.

29:07

We're gonna the world Chris and it's all

29:09

down to you my man

29:11

well I don't Way go Chris at

29:13

all the good you've done you've

29:15

helped Pazuzu who is now going to

29:17

possess one of the most important

29:19

religious figures alive. Yeah. And then we're

29:22

just gonna fuck up way to go Chris. We're

29:24

fuck so much it up things can't

29:26

even conceive of happening in

29:28

a bad way will happen because

29:30

of you Chris it's gonna be

29:32

great Yeah. You are gonna make earth

29:34

objectively worse by giving bazoozoo this

29:36

amazing idea Chris. Hey love that man love it.

29:38

you possessed right now Chris? No. Is

29:40

this another possession? Is this another classmate Pazuzu?

29:43

No just me Okay all right Oh it's

29:45

just okay well well just know

29:47

you got a friend in the

29:49

possession business and you get started anytime so

29:52

we're on the on on the great things.

29:54

All great right Pazuzu well I'll see

29:56

all see you up in Vatican

29:58

City. Tilly last words Um, wait,

30:01

not what I meant. I don't want-

30:04

Hey, up Oh my god! Alright, bye

30:06

guys, bye! Bye, Tilly, be-be

30:08

sick. Uh, no, no, she's gone. She's dead,

30:10

She's dead. Yeah, yeah, she's vomiting on the- the - Yeah,

30:12

her head's just spinnin'. It's like a a sprinkler

30:14

out there. She's- -she's watering the lawn with the

30:16

vomit. Wow! Yeah, she just kind of like off like a

30:18

helicopter. Yep, yep, That's how it goes. It's impressive.

30:21

Great episode, you know? I'm glad I

30:23

got to get back up with a friend. I'm

30:25

Chris, You did some bad in the world.

30:27

Good for you. That That was great. Mm-hmm. All

30:29

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30:46

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