After getting wind that Corinne likes having her butthole diddled, this week's guest, Rhode Island-bred comic and local celebrity, Ben, perked up. It was, however, their bond over similarly timed horrible break-ups (and $1 Jello shots) that ultimately brought these two together in a makeshift hotel hot tub one Winter's night. Meanwhile, Krystyna is depressed about her first negative experience at a strip club after one of the strippers is hired to give her a lap dance and gives her a sob story instead. The girls surprise Ben by showing him his profile on Lulu and learn that, since turning 30, his motto is, "Eh, I'll lick that." Other topics include: negging, sexual addiction and act-outs of Asian porn.