On this week's episode, Corinne & Krystyna welcome two guests, Alfie & Duff, whose dicks have never been inside them, but have certainly been in front of them, around them and all over this great land, really. Whether you're gay or straight, let this 4-some take you on a journey from Texas circa 1998 where you could barter blow jobs for Beanie Babies to present day NYC where hookers under $250/hour are desperate and the Gay Pride Parade should be, well, a little less gay. Whatever you do, just take care of those butt flaps, ok? Ok.