After a very exciting wedding weekend, Elle and Meg are a little congested and glad to have read some sexy, sexy scenes. 

Just kidding, we continued on with Cocky Surgeon.  

Do Caden and Elizabeth get back together officially? What ARE the least sexy foods you can eat slash compare genitals to? What's the sexiest food? Why is everyone mesmerized by sand? And what more is to come after we finish these chapters?!

Also discussed: Dear David and Creepypasta

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Music this season: "The Porn King" by The Funky Filter