Six of Clubs Ellie McElvain. Lauren and Miranda cover the flat-circle of the hollywood fame fractal & do a dramatic reading of an old-roommate's 2013 facebook post. Miranda "might be" marriage material. Important conspiracy theories; Is Kean

H4C#37 Richard Bain

May 24th, 2017 1h 17m

On this ratchet-adjacent episode, Lauren & Miranda tell the rugged, true story of seeing Magic Mike Live in Las Vegas & get hard with mischievous delight, comedian Richard Bain

H4C#36 Molly Ruben-Long

May 10th, 2017 1h 27m

Seven of Diamonds Molly Ruben-Long. steve says "a woman isn['t truly a woman til she turns 27" before he and miranda subtly drop that they think they are wise. Chinese Astrology. Idiots.

H4C#35 Nichole Bagby

May 1st, 2017 1h 20m

Six of Diamonds Nichole Bagby. Steve is too sober* to go to an Enrique Iglesias/Pitbull concert (*he's drinking again). Bunnies. Will Lauren get pregnant at Enrique Iglesias?

H4C#34 Myke Wright

Apr 24th, 2017 1h 13m

Lauren and Miranda get hard with comedian Myke Wright!!!

H4C#33 Bri Pruett

Apr 17th, 2017 1h 29m

Comedian Bri Pruett joins Lauren and Miranda to explore her future!

H4C#32 James Austin Johnson

Apr 3rd, 2017 1h 15m

Comedian James Austin Johnson goes heads up with Lauren and Miranda and DESTINY!!!!

H4C#31 Peggy O'Leary

Mar 20th, 2017 1h 16m

Comedian and Queen of Clubs Peggy O'Leary gets hard and talks to Miranda and Lauren about saints, unlocking her psychic potential and Coors Light!

H4C#30 Jamel Johnson

Mar 6th, 2017 1h 18m

Comedian Jamel Johnson says Hi B**** to his FUTURE on this ALL NEW episode of "Hard 4 Cards"!

H4C#29 Dominique Alexis

Feb 28th, 2017 1h 6m

On this episode, Miranda and Lauren talk with their former roommate and recent Bachelor contestant, Dominique Alexis, and her post-Nick Viall future looks bright!

H4C#28 Kelly La Banco

Feb 22nd, 2017 59m 9s

We get hard for Destiny Cards with Kelly La Banco (celebrity make-up artist/eternal teenager) and talk partying, porn and procreation.

H4C #27 Alexandra Tweten

Feb 8th, 2017 1h 7m

Alexandra Tweten, creator of the viral Instagram account "Bye Felipe!" (double 3 of Diamonds, baby!) gets Hard 4 Cards and we talk feminism, good fortune and fuckboys!

H4C#26 Kaylee Cole

Jan 25th, 2017 54m 58s

Do you love the Hard 4 Cards theme song? YOU ARE IN LUCK, because the guest this week is none other than the Angel Guide Kaylee Cole who created and performs that infectious jam! Lauren and Miranda lament a world without delivery martinis and t

H4C#25- Sam Barbera

Jan 11th, 2017 1h 13m

This week on Hard 4 Cards, Miranda King and Lauren Brenner sit down with Sam Barbera, the multi-talented singer and bandleader of Los Angeles indie-pop delights Beginners! The three discuss Sam's white hot future, ghost hunting, Celine Dion and

H4C#24 Whitmer Thomas

Jan 2nd, 2017 1h 26m

Comedian Whitmer Thomas (Power Violence, Squidbillies) goes toe-2-toe with DESTINY!

H4C#23 Sam Tripoli

Dec 19th, 2016 1h 25m

On this episode of Hard 4 Cards, Miranda and Lauren welcome comedian Sam Tripoli (The Naughty Show, Punch Drunk Sports) and reveal that his path to success is paved with shmoozing, feelings and probably threesomes!

H4C#22 David Gborie

Nov 15th, 2016 1h 36m

Comedian David Gborie has a lot of question for Lauren and Miranda! And guess what? The cards have all the answers...in SPADES!

H4C#21 Rachel Fisher

Oct 27th, 2016 1h 6m

Rachel Fisher (Eating Pie podcast) joins Lauren and Miranda to unveil her future! And let me tell you this:the cards NEVER LIE!

H4C#20 Megan Gailey

Oct 20th, 2016 1h 23m

Comedian Megan Gailey goes toe-2-toe with Lauren and Miranda and DESTINY!

H4C#19 Alix McAlpine

Oct 13th, 2016 1h 13m

Alix McAlpine(Giphy, Professional Internet Person) has her destiny laid bare by Lauren and Miranda, and hey:things get VERY interesting. Also, pan flute.

H4C#18 Zed Cutsinger

Oct 6th, 2016 1h 15m

Zed Cutsinger (Bombardier, Views From the Vista) goes heads up with Lauren and Miranda...and DESTINY!

H4C#17 Amy Miller

Sep 29th, 2016 1h 15m

Comedian Amy Miller puts her life in the hands of the Cards!

H4C#16 John Tole

Aug 3rd, 2016 1h 20m

Comedian John Tole goes heads up with the Destiny Cards, and it looks like someone is going to fall in love this year (It's John).

H4C#15 Katherine Spiers

Jul 26th, 2016 1h 17m

Ace of Spades Katherine Spiers (the NEW Food Editor for L.A Weekly, we predicted it) gets her cards READ. Other topics include Pam Anderson, vegan cakes, zero-sum cuntage, vision boards, musical theatre & Lauren's perfect "type"