Uhhh yeah I'll take a number 78 with extra goofs. Could you put some extra tangents on that please? Thanks a lot. I sure hope the toy in my meal is either a small piece of a candy bar, a Fry Guy, or the biggest heist the fast food world has eve

Headline Heroes: Oscar Mayer Drift

Apr 21st, 2023 51m 29s

Order up! We are hungry for hot dogs, hot dogs, and more hot dogs over here. This one is all about hot dogs. Listen up as we talk about hot dogs, we give our opinions on hot dogs, and there is a smattering of dog talk of the hot variety. Also w

Headline Heroes: Chapter 2

Jan 28th, 2023 50m 41s

At long last. The return. Headline Heroes is back and it is better than ever. We are sorry for the long absence and we hope we can make it up to you with our talk of old time chicken suits, dungeon recording studios, and of course what the heck

Direct/Off #7- Coppola vs. Scorsese

Aug 21st, 2021 1h 40m

Welcome to Direct Off, the podcast where we put directors face-to-face. This week is part 1 of our Francis Ford Coppola vs. Martin Scorsese battle. Join us as we botch a hit, eat a cannoli, and delve into The Godfather.Music by Carl Sorenson

Direct/Off #4- Halloween (1978) v. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Aug 21st, 2021 1h 49m

Happy Halloween! It's time to start... what's that? Oh. I'm sorry, my producer has just handed me a note saying Halloween was actually over a week ago. My bad. Well, either way, we hope you enjoy this episode of Direct/Off. It's a little differ

Direct/Off #3- Mann Vs. Fincher - Part 2

Aug 21st, 2021 1h 17m

We continue to tackle two directors with them beefy filmographies. This episode we break the first rule of Fight Club and talk about Fight Club among many other Fincher movies. Part 2 of 2.Music by Carl SorensonJoin us on DiscordPlease foll

Direct/Off #2- Mann Vs. Fincher - Part 1

Aug 21st, 2021 1h 52m

With one down we feel emboldened to tackle two directors with beefier filmographies. This episode we blow the whistle, crack the safe, and put Michael Mann and David Fincher face-to-face. Part 1 of 2.Music by Carl SorensonJoin us on Discord

Direct/Off #1- Nolan vs. Cameron

Aug 21st, 2021 1h 59m

Hey Headline Hero fans. As you can tell, we are taking a bit of a well deserved break. However, we wanted to get something in your feeds. Enter Direct/Off. Here is the entire backlog of Tanner, Drew, and friend Patrick's movie podcast. Here is

Reissue #7: Bride of Roomba

May 7th, 2021 43m 46s

A NOTE FROM THE BOYS: Hey sorry everyone, this week due to some technical difficulties and scheduling issues we just couldn't make it happen. That said here is an old favorite where instead of a comic book character we accidentally make a horro

Issue #181: Test your Metal

Apr 20th, 2021 46m 40s

What is up fellow Metal heads? We are here to party, and are incredibly ready to survive this upcoming apocalypse through our love of Heavy Metal alone. I've got some songs you might like right here. They are about rain measurement, spending mo

Issue #180: Mars Radiation

Apr 7th, 2021 45m 1s

Space! What is it? Why is it like it is? For answers to that you should probably ask Neil deGrasse Tyson, but if you want to hear about everything else, we probably have you covered this episode. Those important things like Easter dish favorite

Issue #179: My Favorite Cryptid

Mar 23rd, 2021 36m 15s

Have you heard the legend of the Headline Heroes? Stories say it's a comedy podcast where they take today’s headlines and create a comic book origin story. I know it sounds ludicrous, but Old Man Jenkins said he heard them talk about Floam/Gak,

Issue #178: Meatball Bandolier

Mar 11th, 2021 37m 34s

Hey we’re gonna try to do an SEO thing here so just hold up while I do this real quick. Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meat

Issue #177: Low-key Pranks

Feb 23rd, 2021 43m 18s

Hello and welcome to Headline Zeroes. Oh wait a minute someone vandalized our podcast name! Let’s get those pranksters back! Grab your toilet paper and plastic forks as we discuss Satyrs, sign pranks, and America’s favorite comedian.Article:

Issue #176: A Kid in King Arthur’s Basketball Court

Feb 9th, 2021 52m 24s

Ah, to be young again. To play on the old wooden playground without getting weird looks from parents. To speak into those weird tube walkie talkie things, and tell your friends about our own Kid’s Kingdoms, goat experiences, and clearing the sp

Issue #175: There’s a Snake in my Bath!

Feb 2nd, 2021 36m 16s

It’s been a long year for the whole planet, and it's time for the earth to get a little spa time. Cucumbers over the eyes, soft music playing, and a bath bomb that could end us all! To get the most relaxation out of this episode make sure you l

Issue #174: The Gang Starts a Drug Ring

Jan 26th, 2021 45m 41s

Woah woah woah mister, I see you’re trying to ride this podcast but I can tell you’re 2 inches too short. Aw jeez stop crying, it’s not my rule. Okay fine you can ride the podcast as long as your parents are okay with you hearing about Tom Sawy

Issue #173: If You Give a Man A Caterpillar

Jan 19th, 2021 46m 16s

You leave your umbrella at a bus station, a dog knocks it over, it falls in a puddle, it splashes on a man’s crotch and makes it look like he peed himself, then finally he decide to make himself feel better by listening to his favorite podcast

Issue #172: Waterworld

Jan 6th, 2021 36m 38s

Nuo yeer, nuo us, nuo heru! Its ill ibuout veter und vhet yuou cuon puoll ouout ouff it zees veek is ve-a deescuoss Swedish Chef, jacuzzi suits, und buying booksArticle: Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in SwedenMusic by

Reissue #6: Mob Rescue

Dec 30th, 2020 44m 57s

Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats. Get 20% off and free shipping with th

Issue #171: I'll Be Home for Krampus

Dec 23rd, 2020 43m 24s

It's the most wonderful time of the year! The end….the end of the year is the best because this year has been a fiery hellhole from which none of us can escape. Anyway, in celebration of this year finally ending we cooked up something special f

Issue #170: The Pat Unicorn

Dec 16th, 2020 43m 58s

So this ep is late, huh? Sorry about that! I wont waste any of your time writing a long description about the episode where we have some laughs and list some stuff we talked about. That would be pretty rude I think. Honestly, the audacity to le

Issue #169: Pickle Me This

Dec 8th, 2020 39m 20s

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time? It's a brined egg, I hope that's okay. If you don't want it I’ll eat it. It's two great tastes that taste great together or something. Oh you’re gonna eat it? Well great, while you eat I’ll tell you a

Special Edition #17: Not Another 'Best of' Episode!

Dec 2nd, 2020 28m 50s

It's that last month of December and we are coming at you with another 'Best of' Headline Heroes! This one covers episodes 13, 14, and 15. So a long time ago!Be sure to head to Manscaped.com and use our special Promo code HEROES20 for 20% off

Issue #168: If It’s Metal, It’s His.

Nov 24th, 2020 50m 14s

Robots? They don't stand a chance. Cars? No way. A knife? Nope. A nail that got stuck in your tire? Bummer for you, but easy for him. In case you missed it...if it’s metal? It’s his.Article: Boy, 6, Cracks Open Robbery Case By Reeling In Sunk