Topics discussed on today's show: Earthquake in San Francisco, Who's Going To Hell, Jury Duty, Birthdays, News of the Day with Lisa May, Owning a Piece of History, Digital Dark Age, Jeff Session Weed, The Snoop Dogg Meal, TJ Ward's Dumb Wife, The Schmoes Know with Movie Reviews, Playing The Lottery, Taco Bell Fires, Ketchup Crohns, Airline News, and Apologies.