Recorded days before the COVID-19 outbreak locked everything down, the lost episode has finally emerged. A bit scattered, but a new 3M, Celeb Pet Bet, The Fivalry, and some deep tweets.

It's New Year's Eve, Not New Year's Steve (French Fries and Disney Sidekicks)

Dec 31st, 2019 1h 7m

The Hi5Guys pledge drive is under-way. Blake talks fries and Seth digs into the best Disney sidekicks. Also Cats, and the final round of the Rivalry this decade has to offer

Episode 7 - Condiments and Constellations

Aug 5th, 2019 55m 43s

It's been so long since we released an episode. Not honestly sure we remember how to do this. Matt has some absurd takes on what qualifies as a top-tier condiment, and Blake loves the little white specks in the sky.

Episode 6 - The Beatles and Taco Bell's Limited-Time Offers

Apr 26th, 2019 59m 7s

This is kinda an awkward puberty episode for the show because we've moved toward recording remotely from our own houses. As a result, we have to learn how to do this all over again. There's certainly a learning curve but we're here for it. Toda

Episode 5 - Nickelodeon Cartoons and Avengers

Apr 10th, 2019 1h 19m

Nearly three weeks since our last episode, we have returned. There's a lot going on here...probably too much honestly. Buckle up for a long rambling about Nickelodeon shows, Avengers, low-risk pets, patron saints, and more.

Episode 4 - Vampires and Backyard Baseball

Mar 22nd, 2019 49m 31s

To sauce, or not to sauce? That is the question. Other questions we answer in this episode: Can you name five vampires? Is fake-country music better than no music at all? Can doing unnecessary math help when you play early 2000s computer games?

Episode 3 - Orange Soda and Bottled Water

Mar 8th, 2019 55m 53s

(NOTE: Re-uploaded on the account of a strange glitch) We like to spread out the subject matter of our Top 5 lists but Blake and Matt were too in sync. Matt drank every brand of Orange soda so that you don't have to, Blake's palate for water is

Episode 3 - Orange Soda and Bottled Water

Mar 8th, 2019 55m 53s

Episode 2 - Star Wars and 90s Sitcoms

Mar 1st, 2019 1h 6m

Michael puts his Episode II bias aside, dives into a galaxy far far away and ranks what he believes to be the five best Star Wars films. Seth talks about 90s Sitcoms, and gets Blake pretty riled up. Finally, Matt introduces a word association g

Episode 1 - Cheesy Snacks and Breakfast Foods

Feb 15th, 2019 56m 40s

We're back! We're planning to release these on a bi-weekly basis from now on.On today's episode: Blake aggressively defends Chex mix and worries that people are buying his mail, Matt dissects his deep-seated emotional connection the most import

Episode 0 - Sharks and Cartoon Dogs

Feb 2nd, 2019 1h 3m

Our debut, the beginning of our pilgrimage. Just as raw and unpolished as you would expect. Seth cares deeply about sharks and Michael has been thinking a lot about cartoon dogs.