This week we welcome back our long time co-host Marie Forster and she helps as we drop 3 huge bombs!!! 1. We have officially celebrated 5 years of existence 2. Marie is moving to Texas 3. Jay is ending Hold The Mayo Podcast

EP 224 Fruits of my Labor

Jan 29th, 2019 43m 52s

This week Jay drops a bomb (and an album)! Then he talks about the worst delivery drivers on the road, why podcasting can help you to be better, and what new music you should be listening to.

EP 223 Right Swipe Culture

Jan 22nd, 2019 1h 3m

This week Jay comes to us live from work. He talks about his findings within the right swipe culture, ghosting, and what people really want on dating apps. He also discusses the UFC moving over to ESPN and their first (and maybe last) event on

EP 222 Not for Me

Jan 15th, 2019 53m 37s

This week Jay talks about an Emo Night concert he recently went to. He also teaches us about the history of serial killers in the US.

EP 221 Mutual Therapy

Jan 8th, 2019 50m 49s

This week Jay begs for downloads, apologies to Paul Felder (again). Then he discusses Mean Gene Okerlund's death and why people care, what mutual therapy means, and why Jay doesn't want to go to school. He then talks about deleting people from

EP 220 We Need To Talk About Kevin

Jan 1st, 2019 50m 1s

This week Jay introduces his new intern Kevin (@TheInternKevin), talks about hosting Christmas Eve dinner, and explains why celebrity moms love him. Then he inquires why no one freaked out about Penny Marshall's death, why Portuguese men get da

EP 219 - Community

Dec 18th, 2018 1h 6m

This week Jay starts off by talking about an experience he witnessed at a red light involving a broken car in a drive-through. Then he examines why we have become so individualistic, and how much better life can be with a little thought. Later

EP 218 Punctured Boxes

Dec 11th, 2018 56m 29s

This week Jay starts off by giving out some shout outs to recent supporters, then describes military surprise videos and why they make him emotional. Then he talks about the 2 worst days of his life, the emotions that ensued, and the most frust

EP 217 Jim Wallace

Dec 4th, 2018 1h 39m

This week we feature Author/Poet/Podcaster/Musician Jim (J.E.A.) Wallace. Jim tells us why you need to shorten your name in the literary world, what the "Mayo Bump" gets you, J. Edwin Wallace the 97 y.o. man, and why to judge a book by its cove

EP 216 Saddest People on the Internet

Nov 27th, 2018 50m 6s

This week Jay starts off with a few corrections from last week. Then he launches into a rant about the social media whores who use a celebrities death as a plea for attention, he crowns a particular group as the saddest people on the internet,

EP 215 I'm Back

Nov 20th, 2018 1h 4m

This week Jay talks about why he's been on hiatus, Jon Cross' wedding, the new people that he's met, and we get a Dating For Stories update. He also rants about his dad moving to Florida, The garbage person working at the Salvation army, and wh

EP 214 "Persuading Activites"

Aug 28th, 2018 51m 14s

This week Jay yells at the dad boners from last week and explains why they all got punished. Then he talks about his recent camping trip with his daughter, why its alright to talk your kids into participating in activities that you like, and wh

EP 213 Dad Boner

Aug 14th, 2018 1h 19m

This week Jay rants about dad boners and why they need to try...at life. He also talks about his latest break-up and why the show will always come first. He also tells a tale about dating sober parents on"dating for stories" (SPOILER ALERT/FAMI

EP 212 Sniffles

Aug 7th, 2018 49m 48s

This week Jay talks about the downfalls of purchasing a new iPhone, how many natural disasters have occurred around him in the last 3 weeks, why going to the bathroom a lot means yours a drug addict, which city in 1884 "cured" addiction to coke

EP 211 Back From Hiatus

Jul 31st, 2018 32m 2s

Welcome back from our brief hiatus! Listen in as Jay fills you in on whats new with the show

EP 210 "All News Is Bad News"

May 8th, 2018 1h 42m

This week Jon Cross (After Movie Diner Podcast) fills in as co-host and Jay suggests he and Marie fight it out. Jon admits to being terrible at maths, Andrew W.K. is a garbage person, and Jay bought a new U.S.A. microphone. Jon lists Jay as "FR

EP 209 Dr. Baker

May 1st, 2018 1h 18m

This week Marie gets heartburn or possibly a heart attack, the walking farts, and Jay is still waiting for cheesecake. We find out that a rolling hotdog gathers no germs, Jay gorges on Brazilian BBQ, realizes her actually hates teens and missin

Ep 208 "Super Agro"

Apr 24th, 2018 1h 9m

This week we start off with super agro music, we discuss drummers who also sing, and live music. Marie tells us about her recent weight loss, tasting chocolate hummus, and Jay breaks down and goes to the Ice Cream Lady. Then we find out how muc

Ep 207 "Officer Loose Cannon"

Apr 17th, 2018 1h 7m

This week we find out that R. Lee Ermy died, Dorris is coming back from Florida, and Marie's co-worker tries to hook her up with Amy Shumer's co-worker. Then Jay loses his mind about accident babies and sex teens. Marie remembers seeing and eld

Ep 206 "Jerky Brain"

Apr 10th, 2018 1h 14m

This week we talk about saving coins, Marie falls off of the pizza wagon, and has jerky brain. Jay tries vanilla seltzer water, talks himself out of throwing up, and Marie goes to Boston to visit all of the distracted walkers. Then Jay has a re

Ep 205 "Cake Farts"

Apr 3rd, 2018 1h 19m

This week Jay has Barry White voice, he takes a long hike instead of spending time with family on Easter, and we break exclusive news about the Ice Cream Lady. Marie says the worst/most disgusting thing in the history of the podcast, @WatchMari

HTM EP 204 "Punchy"

Mar 27th, 2018 1h 23m

This week Jay witnesses a drug deal, a drugged up lady eats it in front of Marie, we try to figure out if aliens are real, and we discuss troubled teens and the people of Walgreens. Then Jay tells us about his return trip to the Elvis Diner, Ma

HTM EP 203 "Mr.Dad"

Mar 20th, 2018 1h 3m

This week Marie shows off her cool tools, she buys all of her furniture online, we find out if she can follow simple directions, and she also finds all of her old CDs. Jay admits to never buying digital media, and he gets his name on the wall a

HTM EP 202 "Crust Punks"

Mar 13th, 2018 1h 9m

This week Marie is back to explain her major life changes, we review a new brand of beef jerky, and Jay stumbles upon an Elvis diner and meets the real life Pam (aka the leather cracker). Marie tells us about her weight loss, she claims to not

HTM EP 200 "1920's Dutch Lesbian"

Feb 27th, 2018 1h 10m

This week Jon Cross (After Movie Diner Podcast) guest co-hosts. He and Jay talk about their favorite toilet seat materials, the proper way to eat while sitting on the toilet, and why its okay to sit down to pee. Then Jon talks about his engagem