Full Court Press: Joel Embiid and Karl-Anthony Towns Fought & Rising Stars Are Taking PEDs3 on 3 Draft: The Three Best Basketball Equipment Failures That Actually Happened: Ted Alexandro Tells Jokes About Basketball to Explain Real Life And Also: Mike Has a Very Long Torso, Celine Dion, Putting Up Bricks in the 1950s, Umpire Ejections, Yakety Sax  Guest: Ted Alexandro is a stand-up comedian. His new special “Senior Class of Earth” was named Top 5 comedy special by Vulture. He hosts the A Little Bit Me podcast.  Live Show: See HORSE open for Potterless Live in Houston, TX on 11/21! Merch Get Sup Nerds, It’s Basketball shirts at www.horsehoops.com/merch!  Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Eric Silver. Edited and mixed by Eric Silver. Social Media by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Beckman.  About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs, dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices